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Logan Foster

March 7, 2018 - 07:07

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Julian Flores

So Mike, what episode of Star Trek did this remind you of?

March 7, 2018 - 07:10

Levi Murphy

Mike BTFO

March 7, 2018 - 07:10

Julian Watson

Wow cool

March 7, 2018 - 07:12

Carson Gomez

They stopped being good in 2014 to be honest

March 7, 2018 - 07:19

Austin Edwards

>they actually think this movie is intelligent
What the fuck? This movie has some of the worst writing ive ever seen in a sci fi movie ever. All the characters are 1 dimensional robots who completely lack common sense. The entire last 30 minutes if this movie was some of the most pretentious 2deep4u schlock Ive ever witnessed

March 7, 2018 - 07:24

Bentley Howard

What the fuck, Mike just said “kino” at 21:58

Is this real life?

March 7, 2018 - 07:25

Aiden Ramirez

This movie was nonsense. What did the fellas think of it? I'll be diving in shortly but give me the goods.

March 7, 2018 - 07:27

Brayden Cooper

What do you expect? They only watch capeshit and bad horror movies. They know nothing about film and can only make ironically bad content themselves.

March 7, 2018 - 07:27

Nathaniel Hall

Why are they balls deep in identity politics as of late?

March 7, 2018 - 07:28

Brody Powell

Jay also laughed way too hard at that not understand the reference/joke

March 7, 2018 - 07:28

Luke Reed

MIKE SAID KINO
ITS OVER BOYS, WE WON

March 7, 2018 - 07:29

Levi Jones

He actually did holy shit

March 7, 2018 - 07:35

Gabriel White

Why does Sup Forums act like "kino" is a word it invented and not a German word that's been used for over a hundred years now?

Is this part of the "I was only pretending to be retarded" culture?

March 7, 2018 - 07:38

Liam Murphy

Get some real friends

March 7, 2018 - 07:40

Levi Phillips

>kino

M-Mike? Respond to my post Mike

March 7, 2018 - 07:40

Luke Gonzalez

March 7, 2018 - 07:40

Logan Gonzalez

>Mike actually said "kino"

March 7, 2018 - 07:40

Henry Clark

I can't believe you retards have been waiting for weeks just to see this fresh, hot, steaming pile of shit. I cannot fathom how so many people could ever possibly find these people funny or entertaining. Their jokes might be funny, if Mike had ever invested a full day's worth of genuinely hard work into a project, in his life. The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Sup Forums simply remains infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?

Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>inb4 some retard (incorrectly) goes hurrr reddit spacing, as though RLM threads weren't as reddit as they come.

March 7, 2018 - 07:41

Nathan Jones

Are you really gonna act like kino is a word that the average American filmgoer that doesn't browse Sup Forums would know?

March 7, 2018 - 07:41

Elijah Walker

March 7, 2018 - 07:41

Tyler Howard

>redditlettermedia

March 7, 2018 - 07:42

Hudson Price

Is he /ourguy/?

March 7, 2018 - 07:42

Anthony Carter

Some people aren't retards.

March 7, 2018 - 07:42

Ryan Torres

...

March 7, 2018 - 07:42

Jason Evans

>"this movie was great because of female empowerment"

March 7, 2018 - 07:43

Liam White

at what point does he say Kino>?

March 7, 2018 - 07:43

Daniel Cooper

>reddit spacing

March 7, 2018 - 07:43

Michael Sullivan

Are you saying Mike isn't?

March 7, 2018 - 07:44

Jackson Cox

The problem is he said 'go to the Kino', which matches perfectly with the extant German definition ('go to the cinema'), but doesn't really make sense in the context of the Sup Forums definition ('go see a kino')
He was just saying 'cinema' in European languages, as evidenced by the fact that he followed it up with 'or cinéma' (for French)

March 7, 2018 - 07:44

Parker Smith

21:58

March 7, 2018 - 07:45

Matthew Davis

mike meant kino as in "a movie theater", not as a description of quality, relax your autistic assholes

March 7, 2018 - 07:45

Jose Morales

>2 weeks of nothing
>20 minute Half in the Bad
20k/month patreon everyone!!!
Channel Awesome makes like 3 videos a week all with special effects, and stories. These guys just sit around talking with like 2 cameras

Fucking hack frauds

March 7, 2018 - 07:45

Jason Campbell

Was a weak episode imo

March 7, 2018 - 07:45

Colton Butler

>the DNA of the sand

March 7, 2018 - 07:45

Grayson Walker

> miiiikeeeeeeee acknowledged our meeeemeeeee

March 7, 2018 - 07:46

Kayden Wilson

>you're retarded if you don't know what the German word for cinema is

Okay I guess?

March 7, 2018 - 07:47

Jayden Morales

Fucking this. The writers apparentlt think sand has dna and think that replacing plant dna with human dna would just cause plants to grown in the shape of people. Some the absolute dumbest scifi writing ever

March 7, 2018 - 07:47

Austin Bell

Jay is getting fat again.

March 7, 2018 - 07:47

Jeremiah Bell

Hey buddy

March 7, 2018 - 07:47

Matthew Sanders

did you at no point wonder what the word actually meant?

March 7, 2018 - 07:48

Adam Reed

RLMfags are pathetic

March 7, 2018 - 07:48

Kevin Moore

hope he goes full amish again, watching it made me feel better about myself

March 7, 2018 - 07:48

Jaxon Parker

That was not the point he was making.

March 7, 2018 - 07:48

Dylan James

>you're retarded if you don't know what the German word for cinema is
This but unironically.

March 7, 2018 - 07:49

Bentley Sanders

????

they absolutely know what they're doing

March 7, 2018 - 07:49

Matthew Garcia

I can't find rips for this shit and they said it was on netflix

March 7, 2018 - 07:49

Jaxson King

Yes, but we're talking about the average person that doesn't browse Sup Forums

March 7, 2018 - 07:49

Gavin Johnson

MIKE AND JAY CONFIRMED FOR BROWSING HERE

March 7, 2018 - 07:50

Aiden Martinez

release is delayed on netflix

March 7, 2018 - 07:50

Nathaniel Johnson

Yeah? Fuck off. There's like 6 threads when this came out. Who know which one'll stick

March 7, 2018 - 07:50

Daniel Moore

What was the point? He said this film deserves to be praised for feminism over all those other films.

March 7, 2018 - 07:51

Jason Nguyen

Yeah it's a little frustrating. They're not even doing Plinkett bits anymore. How hard is it to just go to a few movies a week?

March 7, 2018 - 07:51

Brandon Perry

>wuuuuuuaaaaaaaaahhhh they acknowledged ouuuuur meeemeeeeee

March 7, 2018 - 07:51

Elijah Davis

t. brainlet

March 7, 2018 - 07:51

Owen Jackson

>(1/2)
>(1/2)
What did he mean by this

March 7, 2018 - 07:52

Jack Gonzalez

The fact that these guys are still posted here amazes me. There's really no avoiding it, I've grown up, and Sup Forums simply remains infancy. Look, RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What do I mean by this?

Well, I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

March 7, 2018 - 07:52

Jonathan Jones

On March 13 overseas

March 7, 2018 - 07:53

Lincoln White

The point was that feminists are pushing all these dumb movies with women in them but nobody is talking about this smart movie with women in it.

March 7, 2018 - 07:53

Anthony Campbell

KIno

March 7, 2018 - 07:54

Gavin Butler

>we get to hear Mike say kino and Moon Man on the same day

March 7, 2018 - 07:55

James Brooks

Only a brainlet would think this movie is intelligent

March 7, 2018 - 07:55

Daniel Wilson

fixed for sizes.

March 7, 2018 - 07:55

Gavin Wood

"No!"

March 7, 2018 - 07:56

Adam Ward

Nope, this movie is kino

March 7, 2018 - 07:57

Jason Lee

you fucking autist

March 7, 2018 - 07:58

Isaiah Butler

imagine being this dumb

March 7, 2018 - 07:58

Jeremiah Scott

>When Mike said Kino

March 7, 2018 - 07:59

Dominic Hall

What a manlet

March 7, 2018 - 07:59

Alexander Hughes

>Wooooaaahhh hey said kino

March 7, 2018 - 08:00

Joseph Nguyen

The bottom line is that they think this film is awesome because its empowering to womyn, you cannot deny this.

March 7, 2018 - 08:00

Blake Foster

>Reddit Shill media

March 7, 2018 - 08:01

Ryder Myers

Sup Forums has been vindicated forever

March 7, 2018 - 08:01

Jayden Taylor

y is jay so smol?

March 7, 2018 - 08:02

Gabriel Howard

Whoops!

March 7, 2018 - 08:02

Nolan Gonzalez

DON'T RUIN THIS

March 7, 2018 - 08:03

Tyler Parker

>MIKE SAID KINO
>ITS OVER BOYS, WE WON

March 7, 2018 - 08:03

Andrew Brooks

Jay is bulking. He's going to be super-ripped when he cuts in the summer.

March 7, 2018 - 08:03

Eli Bell

Obsession

March 7, 2018 - 08:04

Sebastian King

Why are these Switch pics when the PS4 is more reddit than Nintendo?

March 7, 2018 - 08:05

Logan Murphy

>Fucking this. The writers apparentlt think sand has dna and think that replacing plant dna with human dna would just cause plants to grown in the shape of people. Some the absolute dumbest scifi writing ever
t. ultra-brainlet

March 7, 2018 - 08:05

Isaiah Bell

t. SOY

March 7, 2018 - 08:06

Dominic Gray

KINO

March 7, 2018 - 08:06

Eli Rodriguez

"Reddit!"

March 7, 2018 - 08:07

Brandon Adams

I don't own either, Xbox has a better controller than both of them so that's where I am for consoles.

March 7, 2018 - 08:07

Tyler Smith

Explain where Im wrong

March 7, 2018 - 08:08

Adam Thompson

...

March 7, 2018 - 08:08

Aaron Adams

consoyle gamer

March 7, 2018 - 08:09

Oliver Harris

Is this pasta ?

March 7, 2018 - 08:10

Levi Morales

I also own a PC that's a really solid one too, and don't care what people play. Maybe I'm not a nigger.

March 7, 2018 - 08:11

Elijah Harris

>maybe im not a nigger
he has to ask

March 7, 2018 - 08:12

Ayden Hall

Are you really this stupid? It's not a movie about the characters - as opposed to Star Wars, Harry Potter ("No!"), etc. It's a movie about ideas and the characters exist solely to communicate the ideas.

March 7, 2018 - 08:14

Luke Roberts

>dna of the glass
What is Mike's problem?

March 7, 2018 - 08:15

Eli Myers

ok - and mind you, this is explained a bit in the movie - the shimmer doesn't affect just DNA. it refracts all patterns.
including mental patterns of thinking, which is why the clones acted a certain way. it's not supposed to be able to be physically defined by the terms we are familiar with. so it's not just "the sand has DNA". that's what a brainlet would say

March 7, 2018 - 08:15

Bentley Gray

Where does he say Moonman?

March 7, 2018 - 08:15

Tyler Thomas

dna of dat ass

March 7, 2018 - 08:17

Ryder Kelly

>the movie is about a half assed meaningless scifi idea so its ok to have shit characters

March 7, 2018 - 08:17

Chase Stewart

Anyone want a book summary? I read all 3 they're good

March 7, 2018 - 08:18

Nolan Thomas

RLM has a book?

March 7, 2018 - 08:18

Jacob Morris

I somewhat agree. the supporting characters were very 1 dimensional. there was no development. I didnt care if any of them died

March 7, 2018 - 08:19

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