All right, Sup Forums, let's see YOU get a reservation at Dorsia, if you're so fucking great

All right, Sup Forums, let's see YOU get a reservation at Dorsia, if you're so fucking great.

It's not even a real place

I got one at Dubsia instead

I called and asked for tonight, the asshole just laughed and hung up! Any other suggestions?

it's easy

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lies

Impressive, very nice.

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These dubs are my reservation.

ah yes welcome gentlemen, try the ceviche

Check THIS reservation

table for two please

Table for 33 please

sorry im killing my self for this

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check 'em fellas

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DOES DRUMPFT GET THE DUBS?

I’ve got an 8:30 at Dubsia.

I dont even want dubs

Impressive...

those are big dubs

Oh ya a big guy ain't ya?

Ya business card's color is bone AIN'T IT?!

>77

At Dorsia they always say, double the digits, double the fun

Check Thessalonians

Alright let's see Paul Allens dubs

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia Prime now, Ben!

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Let’s see Paul Allen’s digits

dorsia only allows trips now sorry guys

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gotta hack myself into the reservation list

watch me

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heh not bad fellas but watch this