It was a banepost.
A what?
A banepost, Jerry a banepost!
It was a banepost
Chucks feed and seed? I don't get it Jerry!
Aurora Borealis? What the hell are you talking about Kramer?
*audience laughs*
Stop laughing. It's not funny.
EXT. MONK'S DINER. DAY. BASS SLAP.
INT. MONK'S. JERRY GEORGE AND ELAINE ARE SITTING IN THE BOOTH.
ELAINE
>So you got banned from Sup Forums, what's the big deal?
GEORGE
>I'll tell you what the big deal is, Elaine. I can't shitpost for 3 days!
JERRY
>They gave you a 3 day ban for baneposting?
GEORGE
>They claimed it was off topic. Off topic! In Sup Forums!
ELAINE
>Should've listened to the mods, George.
GEORGE
>It was a really good one too. I photoshopped Bane into this really obscure alternate scene from To Have and Have Not. It was a beauty. And the digits!!
KRAMER ENTERS MONKS AND SLIDES OVER TO THE BOOTH.
KRAMER
>Hey! George, I heard you got quints on a bane post. That's a big get!
GEORGE
>For you!!!
FREEZE AND ROLL CREDITS
[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!"
>Jerry: "George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!"
>George: "Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!"
>[Kramer bursts into the room]
>Kramer: "What's George yelling about?"
>Jerry: "He doesn't like the new baneposting meme."
>Kramer: "Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!"
>George: "That's it! I've had it!"
>[George storms out of the apartment]
By the end of the episode George is baneposting constantly
this is good
Nice
Based.
...
>Kramer believes his baneposting caused the 4U plane crash
cringe
Do one with George and his father.
>Elaine, you don't like Blade Runner 2049?
>I HATE IT
>Your fired
>ok
...
lol that’s spot on
Underrated.
Hey that's the host of family feud
> Jerry: "little girls?"
> George: "He posts little girls! all day! non stop post after post little girls
> Jerry: "how does he get past the captcha?"
> George: Indians Jerry, he outsources to another country, I'm telling ya he's been posting for years now and there's no slowing down?
> Jerry: "boy, what kindof a sick twisted individual would post little girls on the internet all day"
[ Enter Newman ]
> Newman: "Hello, Jerry"
> Jerry: "Newman."
topkek
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I can hear Kramer high pitching the word get.
for you user
EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT. DAY. BASS SLAP.
JERRY
>Kekistan?!
INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT. DAY. JERRY, ELAINE, AND GEORGE
JERRY
>What the hell is Kekistan?
GEORGE
>It's this made up country where Pepe the frog lives or something. It's making my father completely insane.
JERRY
>I thought you were all for this whole frog brigade thing.
GEORGE
>Even I have my limits.
KRAMER ENTERS
KRAMER
>Jerry, do we have any Hydrox cookies? Frank's on his way up. We're going to a meetup.
KRAMER BEGINS RIFLING THROUGH JERRY'S CUPBOARDS
ELAINE
>A meetup? A meetup for what?
KRAMER
>Kekistanis. Yeah, we're all meeting down at Battery Park. This Kekistan movement is really something. It's taking off like hotcakes.
FRANK ENTERS JERRY'S APARTMENT
FRANK (TO KRAMER)
>Alright, let's go. I'm double parked. Did you get the flag?
KRAMER UNFURLS A GREEN KEKISTAN FLAG FOR ALL TO SEE
KRAMER
>Shadilay!
GEORGE
>You know, dad, Kekistan isn't real.
FRANK
>It's real in my mind.
(TO KRAMER)
>Let's go.
KRAMER AND FRANK EXIT
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