HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE

HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE

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A better question would be how did no one fall asleep reading the script because this is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

One of the dullest franchises and all that.

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You just mad cause no one's replying to it except these guys.

Why the FUCK didn't they just forbid him from competing?

HERMIONEDIDYOUPUTYOURBUTTONANONSFACEYET

Um sweetie, a cup said he had to compete, therefore he had to listen.

dully franchy spielberg no stretchy leg stephen king

low effort

>transfigure your shit into paper and place in cup
>spell wears off
>shit flies in Dumbledore's face

Am I the only one who thinkgs Goblet of Fire was a fucking clusterfuck of idiocy?
>Harry is forced to participate because his name was in the goblet
>noone cares to investigate how the name got in there, or why the goblet even spit out 4 names
>hogwarts gets two champions because fuck you that's why
>oh so powerful dumbledore lets baddies turn cup into portkey
it's like everyone is just sitting on their arses while harry is getting fucking maimed
dafuq

It's widely considered to be the most ridiculous storyline of any Harry Potter movie/book, even though it's often so absurd and unintentionally funny it's entertaining.

Remember the second book? You know, when a giant fucking snake ran around on school grounds? Dumbledore didn't care then either and let a couple of student solve the problem for him

I'm assuming when they talk about 'binding magical contract' it's some sort of shit like the Unbreakable Vow they pull in whatever that movie was called, like there's actually some real consequence to not go through with your end of the deal enforced by the big bad scary cup. And of course Dr. Who is a powerful wizard who can apparently forge hand writing well enough for the scary cup to enforce on Harry somehow.

Really just simple logic on Dumbledore's part could've narrowed it down to either Moody for the Hitler lookin dude being suspicious as fuck and having them followed, but I guess he just... didn't.

Goblet of Fire was the one where Rowling lost her fucking shit and started shitting out massive 600 page tomes for each book. Before then the books were chunky but reasonable. I don't know what compels a person to write that fucking much but she couldn't stop.

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