WE TAKE THE FOKIN LOT MATE

WE TAKE THE FOKIN LOT MATE

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How wet do you think that got Hermione? Bitches love big spenders.

The fucking lot mate? I took the fucking lot mate when I had to sit through the dullest[...]

Careful Harry. every one counts as a deadly weapon in the UK.

Perhaps he took the lot in the vain hope of ending up in an episode of My 600lb Life rather than cast as the lead actor in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I wish there was a version where they all speak retarded like that

Sometimes my gf sticks her fingers up my bum and yells "THAT'S MY SON!". I regret watching GoF with her.

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I mean the whole movie and studio quality

3/10
you're losing your touch

anyone got a copy of wizard people, dear reader?

wet enough to make her cuck ron in the future

What about everybody else?
Also, are trains comfy?

Steam trains are. I don't think there's a more satisfying way to travel.

Everyone else can go fuck themselves according to Harry.

"No!"

This, especially in the UK.

Good lead in mate.
You never fail, tip of the hat to ye'.

>Sometimes my gf sticks her fingers up my bum and yells "THAT'S MY SON!".

She wasn't even there when it happened.

Danny Dyer as Harry Potter when?

fuck everybody else, he's 'arry fockin po'er