OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD.

Jessica Jones 2 is reaching ''So bad is good!'' quality!

Maaan, this is fucking embarrasing to watch!

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she’s not great, but great scene
thx

>but great scene

What was great about this trash?

fat fast people
fatness makes it visceral

>reaching
If that scene is representative of the season as a whole, I'd say that it crossed that line a long time ago.

holy fuck marvel topped justice league

i havent watched it yet. is this season a disaster just like everyone expected?

Watch this and tell me what you think.
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>oh no no no
>look at the top of her head

Does Kilgrave show up? He was the only good thing about the first season.

what the fuck was that slow mo shot?

>h-he's fast!

>>h-he's fat!

This is satire, right? It has to be.

>"I'm after your delegates, Whizzer"
What did he mean by this?

This. If he doesn’t show up season 2 is dropped.

So this is the power of female writers.

>2:20
Holy shit how did anyone look at this and go "o yeah thats fine"

holy shit this is insanely bad

is there any scenes where Jessica gets Blacked this seasons?

This shit’s retarded. Why is it so fucking funny? What’s the deal with the box? Is that someone’s ashes or something? Why are they so important?

That was embarassing.

Is it supposed to be bizarre or did they actually think this looked good?

She's married to Luke Cage in the comics so it's basically guaranteed.

I just passed this episode. It’s played totally straight.

Coming from someone whose seen the first season and enjoyed its mildly arthouse elements, I’d say yeah they go for a weird and out of place aesthetic in this scene. I don’t remember them having anything as shit as this though.

Wew
What kind of people are working on these shows

I watched the first season too it was strange at times but not this kind of just plain weird

>s, I’d say yeah they go for a weird and out of place aesthetic in this scene

Don't defend this shit, there is nothing ''weird'' about this, is just a really badly made scene.

> Jessica Jones is a serious neo noir where they barely use powers

And then this happens... what the fuck...

tfw too focused on not getting drunk to notice they leftshilling in the show
alcoholism saves the day again
tfw ul never have a drinking contest with jj

It's an important series, user. You would not understand.

It's her families ashes iirc

he didn't whiz too good

god I wish that were me

Oh nononono this is already going to be bad.

>blacks and lesbians are the heroes
>the main antagonist of the new season is white male cop everyman

This lefty shilling is painful.

1:13

You have 10 seconds to name a movie or tv where a speedster running effect looked not only great but convincing.

pro tip: you can't

Is that Lester?

>almost four minutes
nah
post webms

Quicksilver in x-men.

This is what happens when you hire only female writers and directors

The Flash tv series

Quicksilver in DOFP, the best speedster effects are when they slow everything else down.
Though the fucked it up hard in Apocalypse.

not great so far

just pause your anime openings playlist for a couple minutes fagatron

>2:20
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Looked like someone’s ashes or some shit

Im on ep 3. Its okay so far

HAYAI

looks fine to me

(((Rosenberg)))

I appreciate it when shows try weird shit too but this is just a cookie cut television attempt at a speedster.

...

brap

tfw you will never live with jessica enabling her alcoholism and getting beat you up if you don't wake up in the middle of the night to make her a grilled cheese after she gets home from being out all night
>ywn see the look of shame on her face as you encourage her to shower please at least once this week
>ywn see that look of disgust as you tell her she's gotta cut down on her drinking
>ywn be emasculated by her when she smacks you for trying to take a beer out of her hand

someone post the african kid's film that did speedster better than this netflix series lmao

I was gonna say Avengers 2 but after rewatching the footage it looks terrible.

>Writing during the 2016 United States presidential election, Rosenberg noted she "was just so angry" and that she and the writing team tried to tap "into the rage Hillary [Clinton] must have felt every day" for the characters.
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Can't think of more than a couple of series where netflix didn't fuck it up by at least two thirds of the way through.

Justice league cartoon opening.

>She was the screenwriter behind the “Twilight” movies and their tortured vampires, not to mention serving as the head writer on the serial killer drama “Dexter,” before she created the noir-superhero Netflix series “Jessica Jones.”

>The downside of having parents “going through their puberty at the same time I was,” Ms. Rosenberg said with a wry grimace, was that no one was protecting her, or teaching her to protect herself. “You’re vulnerable to predators and all manner of ills,” she continued. “We were told that we were free, and what’s wrong with you that you’re not embracing your sexuality? It’s like, ‘Well, I’m 13!’”

>After graduating from high school at 17, Ms. Rosenberg moved to the east coast to study and perform with a theater company in New Jersey, and worked a circuit of strip clubs there to support herself.

wow

so brave

So this is officially a capeshit parody series right Sup Forums?

>nonsensical tone shifts (just listen to music shift from 1:50 to 2:05)
>uncanny cgi
>fatass has gotta go fast
>literally the piano falls on his head trope
Jesus christ, I don't know if this is the worst thing Netflix has made or the best

it would be the greatest if the whole season was just some drunken dream that jessica wakes up from at the end, like some super cheesy comicbook/80's tv show.

he's ded

>right Sup Forums?

Im on ep 4. It's boring as hell and has absolutely no tension or excitement. Just as I suspected, this show is trash without Kilgrave.

>fat people can be super heroes too!

Okay, whatever, that's the sort of shit I expect these days, but did his power have to be super speed?

and netflix marvel shows take themselves way too fucking seriously to even attempt to blow this off as just comedy.

I've barely started episode 3, and already I've heard 'bitgot' 'discrimination' 'sexist' etc tossed around more than a few times. I don't know if I'll make it to episode 4.

I do hope this is bait.

>Sup Forums

This is so fucking embarassing

God Marvel TV is shit

ITS FUCKIN ARTIE

jej is this meant to be a parfym or did some neckbeard win a chance to be in the show

Flash TV show is an accurate depiction of a Speedforce speedster.

Is Disney deliberately making these as bad as possible to hurt Netflix?

I watched the DFOP scene again just now. What would happen if those “really slow” bullets with their smooth surface have done to Xavier or Erik had they reached their bodies? “Slowly” enter them as they would if the events were occurring at real time?

If so then how are Quicksilvers finger tips not the same thing? Worse even as they are traveling much faster? It can’t be about mass or density because if you stick your head out of a moving car and a bird hits you in the face you’re pretty fucked up but cars are much much slower than bullets which are much much slower than QuickSilver. So his fingertips when he grabs someone should be like bullets that “penetrate” the people he tries to touch. Shits broken. DROPPED

Would you say those words... triggered you?

This is why I can't get into stop-time porn. Their pussies would be entirely destroyed and erupt in flames.

No, I just don't want to waste my time watching badly written, hamfisted propaganda.

madonna,what is he doing here?

>Wizzer is a fat neckbeard in a yellow hoodie

Netflix was a mistake

daily reminder trish's mother did literally nothing wrong

they made sure to hire only women showrunners what do you think

jesus this looks like a syfy original

no netflix is making them as bad as possible to hurt netflix since they have the control, disney only cares about the movies

>What kind of people are working on these shows

Now don't be surprised

Watching an overweight numale with superspeed runnin' will never not be hilarious.

>using Alias instead of X-factor for your noir tv show
Bad move

>sex scene in the first 30 seconds

>fat guy is super fast, holding gun
>girl manages to kick something at him, slowly, without being shot
???

>whizzer is a fat loser
Based. Superior Foes tv show when?

Oh boy, there's even #MeToo shit in here. Fuckin lol Why don't they just show the checklist as their intro?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I bet those are the same people that thought Nu Star Wars would be a hit.

In the first 5 episodes
>gay men couple at the beginning
>man cheats on fat woman in one episode
>man at bar makes artificially douchey remark for an unecessary anti male filler scene
>hogarth speaks at woman conference celebrating women lawyers
>hogarth has a lesbian drug orgy with women streetwalking prostitutes
>one of them that gets the most attention is a nigger
>Jessica gets hooked up with a mexican landlord
>the apartment buildings owner is also a gay man.
>jessica hides a homeless woman at hogarths apartment to get eyefucked by hogarth for an extended scene. (More lesbo social conditioning)
>villian is basically another woman like jessica jones
>only thing scary about her is that shes supposedly stronger, which is really just lazy writing so they can have jess be stronger when shes plot convinient.
>jessicas assistant fucks niggers constantly, which is fine because hes black, but they didnt even try to find him a good looking one.
>oh and in forgot....CHANG CONSULTING...gotta add a plug for our chinese friends..Definitely couldnt be a white guy thats good at his job.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Because of course the mere use of those words is propaganda.

Considering context and how densely packed they are, and the state of the industry as a whole trying to 'send a message' instead of make entertaining shows, yes. You would have to be utterly blind and deaf not to notice it as blatant as it is.

In times gone by, people like this would've been put in the sticks and had rotten fruit thrown at them, not get given a major TV show.

In many ways it was a more civilized time.