The stage is all yours

>The stage is all yours
Wat do?

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hambone

>360 spin
>*bends over*
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Boss nigger

recreate the plane scene

recreate the Sneed scene

Write loads of jokes about the judges for a child to say, since they seem to love child comedians, especially on the British version.

William Tell trick (Naked Lunch version).

my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
I want you to play
with my ding-a-ling

Read the entire script to TDKR in the original Nihonese

Sacrifice a newborn to our Lord, Stephen "Doosh" Mulhern.

Kill myself.

Purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking.

Save the white race

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY

pinch the end of my foreskin and start to pee so that it balloons up

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Soft shoe tap dance with salt, I may not win but I'd add something of culture to that shit show

Drop my pants, bend over me show my face between my legs and spread my cheeks

Simon would just end up pounding your boipussy

OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

I don't think singers should have ever been allowed on America's Got Talent.
My biggest issue with the show however, was that little kids were judged based on their age
>oh you're so good, and you're only 15!
when people who worked their whole lives for whatever talent they have are simply judged by their merit. Not to mention the fact that the children are more than likely being exploited by their parents.

this
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Imagine how he felt walking home

beautiful

Run off the stage

Based

knowing me

>mouth quivers
>legs shake
>face gets red
>choke on my words
>say "yeah" multiple times
>flub the performance

Anyone relate?

you'd be facing the same direction fag