I'm putting together a team........of witches

>I'm putting together a team........of witches

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FROM THE CREATORS OF FAST AND THE FURIOUS

AND THE PRODUCERS WHO SAW SHREK

BLACK PHILIPS BOTTOM BITCHES

YO GIRL REMOVE DAT SHIT

GOAT movie

Truly, in the end and now that the dust has settled: What the FUCK was his problem?

2016 was a great year for movies.

-BvS : great kino
-The Witch: high caliber kino
-Deadpool: Maybe not kino, but extrmely well done movie
-Hack saw ridge: Mel Gibson movie

I don't remember if there were other kino or great movies, but usually it's hard to have more than one grat movie\kino a year.

>What the FUCK was his problem?
God?

>get this girl a broom

>Not living deliciously

Lol thous't are a fag

Anyone else have to put subtitles on because you couldn't understand a word of that dialect?

No. You're either a brainlet or a non native English speaker.

good thread

I always put subs on in any movie because of how horrendous I am at understanding accents

Lol did someone shit on her chest

Witch cinematic universe WHEN?

aight, Nigga Phil. I'm witchu

Would having sex with Black Phillip be bestiality, since he is technically a demon rather than an actual animal?

Where the twins also ground into paste?

All of the witches flew at the end, a feat that requires the blood of unbaptized children, so they were either ground into paste or possibly burning in the fire.

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>"If we wanted him to be doing something violent, he wanted to go to sleep. If he was supposed to be standing still, he was running around like a madman,"

Goats are such giant assholes. I love them.

>saw the trailer
>fully expected the movie to show her breasts
>movie even teases the audience about her breasts in the river/laundry scene
>nothing

fuck you Sup Forums

The only nudity you're getting is her brother's ass and you're going to like it

Should be easy to understand if you have read Shakespeare before, similar time period
t.Yorkshireman

butthurt that God threw him out of heaven

It would probably be considered blasphemy, and you would lose your soul

Was that a stunt butt when she’s walking into the forest nude? My penis needs to know.

Worth it.

I heard it was hers. She was of age filming the movie.

...

Based Black Philip

American """""education"""""

What did he really mean by this?

She's confirmed it was her moon she was showing.

And what a moon it was...

You got me OP, kek.