Anything from the trolley, dears?

Anything from the trolley, dears?

johnny's onion rings m8 lol

"No!"

how about that hairy cunt?

Perhaps he took the lot in the vain hope of ending up in an episode of My 600lb Life rather than cast as the lead actor in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Bag a soor plooms doll. Keep the change.

Roll and sausage wae brown sauce, ya eld cunt.

Why didn't Harry just engorgiod Ron's penis in his bum?

I'll just ave a pint a lager m8

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Hula hoops, big man.

nothing like a shitty 4% lager on an 11am train

Jam roly poly and a shag, hen.

Gives a wee peek of your granny fanny.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Aye. Ye can giv me a fucking break. Been round twice already. Go shove yer magic freddos up yer arse.

Only book I've read from this list, to completion, was Invisible Man. Had to read this and a couple more from this list for school, and it was the only book I actually enjoyed reading, Great Gatsby & Mockingbird we're boring. Been wanting to read Kafka, and I've had 1984 in my possession for years but never started.
Everything else I've heard about but never bothered, or dont know and don't care.
I really need to read more.

Dece intro

No can do ive got an 8.30 res at dorsia

Based Smokeposter

what's up with the number of harry potter related threads these couple of weeks. usually I see about 15 a week but now its like 20 a day.

Weren't the movies recently released on HBO?
Also, I'm pretty sure there was recent news about the franchise, although I've forgotten about it if that's the case.

a packet of drews balls

Why are potter plebs so uncreative? Is it because they consumed this brain poison at a young age instead of actual lit and film?

No, but I would like a slice of dat fine ass.
>*grabs her buttocks*