Your on a date and she asks you to pick a film to watch

>Your on a date and she asks you to pick a film to watch
What do you pick?

The newest Underworld

Jizz in her butthole Vol.3

Probably a workout tape. Maybe I could get this bitch to drop 20 lbs

Norbit

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This.

This specific girl? I'd probably go for something like a Serbian film to get the fat bitch out of my apartment before she fucks up the bed springs.

4 years ago and i still remember being in that thread

Udder Insanity

I really don't get the appeal. She looks like a fucking sow

DUDE BOOBS LMAo

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but she had them reduced, she has nothing going for her now

I can't fap to her anymore now that she had the boob reduction. They're still pretty good but it's like trying to enjoy a decent burger when you could've had a $200 steak

Pre boob job she was hot

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>watching a kino
>look over
>see this
>wat do?

Is she overcompensating with the cleavage because her character was an ugly nerd?

supersize me

push her away

CROAT BROS?

those eyes are dead but the ass look hungry

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rude

Free Willy

The shape of water so it’s 100% sure she’ll blow me that night

she's a big girl

sniff and eat her ass

Are you a fish?

>2D

I agree

Logs?

>on a date
To me this presupposes that it has to be something playing in the cinema so the question doesn't make much sense. No one has a "real" date at home -- this is something you do without someone you've been seeing for some time.

But to play along my choice is a classic light-hearted 80s movie -- something cool and "retro" while not being too heavy plot-wise and something that neither of you will be too invested in story-wise and can start hooking up whenever (helps to have sexual/romantic scenes).

Fast Times at Ridgemont High or Ferris Bueller's Day Off. If I had to choose one it would be Ferris.

Stalker.

>your

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it's like her neck is too small for her head. what the fuck is going on

why is everyone acting like mallgoth chicks are hot now? baka

Chloe Moretz gave her some gains tips

CUT MY TITS INTO PIECES
THESE TEATS YOU'LL MILK NO MORE

sexy

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a tragedy

Free Willy

sarah hyland is literally superior

Botox? A face job?
Bitch isn't even 20yrs old yet

They're still pretty fucking sweet.

why would I be on a date with some fat cunt

You still can't un-forget what it used to be.

I wouldn't even try to, they were so so goddamned incredible. I wish we had never seen where we could have been. It's like Spartacus: Liam did a FINE job, but goddammit, Andy was so perfect.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, ARIEL
;_;

What a fat stupid looking pig
Disgusting

Alice is a dumb whore

Is this another one of those Kardashians?

i tell her let's make our own private movie

>a 5 hour long slideshow of pictures of her pre-breast reduction, with "With arms wide open" playing on a loop
>stare at her angrily the whole time
>tfw my doors lock from the outside

dat areola
dat nipple piercing
dem lips

la creatura americana

>Udder Insanity

LURK MOAR NEWFAG

I pick up another big piece of cheesecake and jam it down her throat, then watch her buttons pop.

free willy 3

Me in the back

underrated kekkle