As much as your stupid little fucking story entertains these plebs, I’m foaming at the mouth here. What do you actually have?
Sup Forums, what do you have? No sharkposting
As much as your stupid little fucking story entertains these plebs, I’m foaming at the mouth here...
Jordan Wilson
Jacob Morris
I have a perfectly intact foreskin
Jordan Martinez
and for that reason, I'm out
Logan Garcia
uhh uhhhh a pizza that heats itself up in the morning
it uses electricity from batteries
Carson Scott
>2018
>Entrepreneurs have to kneel in front of a cabal of super rich people and beg for their favor.
Lucas Murphy
>I have this worthless startup that the first round of investors valued at $5 million
>we still haven't done anything but it's been a year so now we value the company at $10 million
Every time.
Asher Sanders
Fuck off commie
Asher Wilson
I've invented putting butter on your bread so that when you toast it the bread stays soft.
Lincoln Morgan
They chose to actually
Liam Campbell
Based Mr. Wonderfull.
Ian Jenkins
I would let Barbara sit on my face desu senpai.
Ryder Rogers
Hunter Williams
>Your invention sucks, your business model sucks, and I don't like your attitude. I also get the distinct feeling that you're a bad person and I hope to never be in the same room as you again.
>I'll give you $70,000 for 5% and that's my final offer
Isaac Lee
I have device that you can screw on to water bottles and essentially turn them into aqua globes for your plants, but it only exists in my mind because no one wants a bunch of upside down water bottles watering their plants except for maybe me?
Cameron Young
I have an extremely unrealistic and potentially harmful dream of becoming a director for a living even though I can’t lead worth a shit
Daniel Collins
it was always like this
Josiah Davis
You guys think its weird how the one black guy on the show is bald? Never really thought about it till now.
William Taylor
I have a big proposal for you
Robert Watson
For the love of Allah, please post it.
Angel Robinson
>wanting the toast to stay soft
Blake Rivera
I have this little mind control pill that i already slipped into Lori's drink and shortly she'll turn into my dominant mistress.
Kayden Garcia
I always bring this up to my friends
Shark tank is the most cyberpunk show in TV. A 1-1 copy of this show would exist in a cyberpunk universe. Nobody I know appreciates this.
Benjamin Wright
A blanket that is also a cape
Liam Watson
She seems like a super freak. I want her to invest my penis in her vagina.
Gavin Nguyen
Shark Tank has become rather out of date show since it started after the last great market crash in 2008. Economy has risen from the slump ages ago.
Oliver Adams
Its a great way to advertise. I seen some shit on there I was like damn I would buy that.
Asher Barnes
wew...
Jaxon Diaz
Me too but I think I'm alpha and crazy enough to pull it off
Jordan Thompson
Yeah even if you don't "win," you still get a 10 minute advertisement for your product on primetime network television. That, to me, seems much more valuable than selling a quarter of your company away to some dubiously rich TV personality (or Mark Cuban.)
Andrew Mitchell
i liked your post user
Wyatt Wood
I'M A SECURITIES EXPERT