I'm confused. Who was BTFO, Vikander or Sup Forums?
I'm confused. Who was BTFO, Vikander or Sup Forums?
Lara Croft
But the actress is flat. Did they all jizz their liberalism on Black Panthe?
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WBTFO
Warner. again
i thought she was /ourgirl/? she's cute.
>3 rotten
>3 fresh
Still might be good.
Yeah. Not gonna lie. She's a cutie.
maybe compared to other video game movies possibly even when compared to other WB movies
JUST
Nice.
>Average rating 5/10
OH NO NO NO NOO
you do know, that normies dont know that she looks like a plywood board?
I didn't give a fuck about the original games and the Angelina movies are some of the worst early 2000s cgi trash fires I've ever seen. I actually enjoyed the 2013 game, and this chick looks almost right in the context of that and the trailer looks like it could be a fun adventure flick.
TR2013 was actually really good. Though I do enjoy Jolie's film on a So Bad It's Good merit.
Yeah. I really liked the atmosphere. A real Lara's skill set would probably lead her to having a physique like a pro climber. All that hanging and swinging with DDs and a fat ass is ridiculous.
Globalists BTFO
Remember if a movie has this in front of it it's shit and not worth your time
You thought wrong she's an ugly sticc mutt. Shouldn't be playing Laura.
>effeminate soymales find this man attractive
Not really. Fat doesn't weigh much. A woman without boobs has very little advantage over one with boobs at climbing. And a big ass is mostly a product of bone structure and muscle, a good looking one any way. The key problem with Vikander is that she has the skeleton of a boy. She has narrow hips and wide shoulders. If you bolted giant tits on her she'd just look like a tranny, not like a woman. Her lack of bodyfat only exacerbates the issue.
Also "pro" anything = steroids. So unless you want the hyperrealistic Lara Croft who has to use steroids to gain male-tier strength Lara should never have chiseled arms etc. Whatever happened to just accepting that fictional characters can bend the laws of physics? Especially in video games. Lara Croft is a busty woman who can jump insanely high, climb better than any living person and she fights tigers that survive multiple gun shots. That's what a Tomb Raider movie should be about, not faux realism.
mean. she's a cutie.
Looks like a man. Well done.