SIIIIRR

>SIIIIRR
>SIIIRR YOU DROPPED YOUR POPCORN
Literally what can you say in this situation?

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>always get movie theater popcorn because it's like crack for me
>I've literally gone there and bought it to take home and loved it
>shits always 10+ dollars jesus fuck
>mum randomly buys a bag of gash station popcorn that's fuck huge
>try some and it tastes almost exactly like movie theater popcorn
>2.50

This whole time...

I don't really know, I never buy popcorn. Usually I go with a drink in case I get thirsty.

But that's not my popcorn

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if you make it with kernels it taste the same as movie theater popcorn too. That's the entire secret.

I make it with kernels and it's never the same. It's definitely not as salty/buttery, and if you add your own it's still not the same. There's some factory precise mixture going on in there

"Nigger"

>whip out my trusty .38
>Shoot the banana peel out from under him
>Bullet ricochets and kills the theatre shooter
What now gun grabbers?

But the children..

>wha you jus say bout me white boi?

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>put arms down to my side just like naruto
>Run away as fast as I can

Freedom ain't free Robert.

You coming over later?

"clean it up wagie"

I'm all for racism and all but you have to admit he is pretty handsome.
I'm not gay or a jungle lover but I think it's reasonable to admit he's good looking.

it's not the same user. just buy the large popcorn and get the free refill on your way out. so worth the $$$

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Do your job, nigger

ROBERT WATCH OUT! BANANA PEEL!!!

*pulls out gun*
*points it at your face in a cool stylish pose ala any John Woo movie*
"I said"
*spits out Grizzly Wintergreen Longcut™*
"Nigger"
*cocks gun*

worked at a regal theater. It's just kernels and butter salt thrown into a kettle. afterwards we'd use either sunflower seed oil or whatever other oil we had at the time

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>nothing personal

I believe you man but go to any big name cinema and grab some popcorn then go home and throw some kernals butter or oil and salt in a pot and pop that shit. Its not a trick of the mind its literally not the same.

there is a certain popcorn seasoning that you can throw in with the kernels as they cook, i forget what it's called but people chuck spoonfuls of that shit in with it.

>not just getting a bag of party mix lollies from the supermarket on the way to the theatre and then getting a frozen coke there while you're getting your tickets as your kinosustenance

Respect Robert, redditors.

I didn't order popcorn. I ordered crab legs, Robert.

Thanks, Robert. You always got my back, unlike my cheating whore of a wife that fucked my best friend behind my back. I'll order for two next time I'm back alone next week..

I’m sorry you feel that way, sir

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If a black runs at you like that in most cases it would count as intent and you are allowed to stand your ground and fire. I certainly would.

>shooting at Robert
What kind of utter scum are you?

Watch out for that banana peel, Robert!

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every time

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>"Please, Tyrone, please fuck my wife and daughter and let me watch"
done

I’m sorry, sir. I’m afraid I can’t be part of this violation of holy vows.
I’m sure you’ll understand

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>all these redditors insulting Robert who's literally /ourguy/
how do i keep my cool bros? i know robert wouldn't approve of my temper, but these faggots really got on the nerves, you know?
redditors pls just go

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ROBERT WATCH OUT

the problem is you are using butter. regal cinemas uses butter flavored oil and salt. thats it

Challenge them to a honorable duel. I'm sure Robert would approve.

Robert is a man of peace and only uses violence as a last resort to preserve the sanctity of the kinoplex.

like omg so true!

LOVERT NO HERE
YOU PAY NAO
SREE HUNDED DORRAR

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>"ROBERT, WATCH OUT"
>Wake up flailing
>"user... the accident was four years ago... you have to let Robert go"
How can anyone say this was NOT kino??

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GO EAT THE POPCORN IN THEATER NOW FATTO FOCK YUO COME GAN

N-NANI!?! H-HE'S FAST!!

>gash station

Your mum is a prostitute?