>Oh, back again so soon, user? Without a girlfriend? It's No-Singles Tuesday. Ah, no worries. I'll speak the manager and he'll let you in. Here's your large, crab-flavoured popcorn and soda. Enjoy Blade Runner!
Oh, back again so soon, user? Without a girlfriend? It's No-Singles Tuesday. Ah, no worries...
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Carson Diaz
Fuck off nigger
Grayson Hernandez
You take that back, buster!
Angel Myers
@95874032
no (You)'s for you
Angel Flores
the fuck kind of autistic copy pasta is this? you fags dont even know what your making fun of at this point
Joseph Lee
I apologize for my son Robert, he's been having a bad time lately
Leo Clark
>crab-flavoured popcorn
I know this is memery but they are both great with butter. Perhaps you are onto something and it is crazy enough to work.
Nathaniel Perry
>"Are you that user fella my son Robert Jr. is always talking about? He's awfully fond of you, ya know"
William Cook
Nigga pizza and scrambled eggs are both great with tabasco but I aint gonna put that shit together
Eli Mitchell
*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF
Hudson Morris
I would seriously watch and enjoy a movie about the Roberts.
>Hollywood is rich as fuck
>they are trying to cast more black people
>the Roberts are absolutely based
>it would be meta and about movie theaters
if somebody in the industry is here please fucking fund it
Andrew Nelson
>For me? It's watching the flavor of the week kino with a nice bucket of crab legs.
Cooper Ramirez
>restaurant serves "crab fries"
>sounds awesome
>it's just fries covered in old bay
Jose Gonzalez
I bet Robert Sr. makes some amazing gumbo.
Jose Diaz
My local ticket taker is actually starting to remember me, he kinda looks like Robert lol. I was going 5 days out of the week for like all of February. The only reason I go such is because of MoviePass and my college is right next to a theater pretty much. He even made a jab at me for seeing The Shape of Water twice, and asked if I was excited to see Black Panther. I lied and said yeah, even though fuck capeshit.
Probably going to go today, should I see Red Sparrow, Hurricane Heist, Peter Rabbit, or The Strangers?
Alexander Ramirez
thanks Tyrone. Enjoy my wife
Carson Anderson
ill never understand this absolutely EPIC meme
William Kelly
eggs on pizza is good
Kevin Brown
Cucks
Andrew Morales
once you get to know Robert you will absolutely love him
Jacob Torres
Only old fags will understand kek
Charles Edwards
Red Sparrow
But for real, all those movies are trash
Andrew Parker
>Sorry Mr. Johnson.. We haven't played one of you films in a long long time..
Carter Green
Robert!
Samuel Thompson
That would be $20 plus Jizya infidel.
Jackson Lee
Go watch Death of Stalin, he'll respect you more if you have good taste
John Ortiz
Robert is pleb filter
Brayden Jackson
."H-hey man... do you... do you want to see a film with me?"
Jonathan Russell
Your crab legs sir.
Mason Carter
is there anything he can't do?
Isaac Sanchez
>Your wife's kids are fitting in at Kinoplex very good, user.
Cooper Young
He can't break my heart
Nicholas Howard
damn Robert is moving up in the world. Thank you affirmative action.
Luke Sanchez
...
Thomas Miller
Soyboys trying to push the "based black man" narrative
Sebastian Parker
>"Thanks, man."
Sebastian Sanchez
>The Kinoplex
Daniel Walker
Logan Fisher
See
Juan Cox
>haha good one Robert! Just a heads up, the theater laundry machine seems to be clogged up with crab shells so I wasn't able to wash my poncho after the flick
Evan Campbell
>all the work put into that pic
tl;dr dude
Connor Jackson
YOUR POPCORN user!
Levi Jenkins
Excuse me?
Julian Lee
>h-he's fast
Camden Martinez
>Sup Forumstards have the attention span of a goldfish
Shocking.
Juan Parker
"heh, you're strong. You made me use 10% of my power."
Alexander Edwards
H-hayai
Zachary Ross
Here's your Robert sir.
Tyler Butler
Yep, I'm alright with dumb fun entertainment.
I would if it was playing. All theaters around me play real mainstream stuff.
Jacob Brooks
>Alright user, that comes to $187.87. Enjoy the Jennifer Lawrence film!
Jonathan Martinez
>/left/tards have autism
Shocking.
Jonathan Wilson
>The Kinoplex Kinomatic Universe
Daniel Moore
deepest lore
Nathaniel Green
Why robert sr. I do declare
Camden Rivera
Thanks, Popert.
David Davis
Just hand over the cash for your popcorn and enjoy your movie, user.
Camden Gomez
I can tell this is fake because there is no line to add a tip
Jayden Turner
>not being a newfag who's never heard of Robert makes you a leftist
IMAGUN MOY SHOCK
Christian Morales
>Pretending to mug me so I can act like a hero in front of my date
based Robert
Eli Anderson
>We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors. Volveremos después de estos mensajes de nuestros patrocinadores.
>Remember you can buy a Premium ticket or enroll in our KinoKlub for uninterrupted viewings. Recuerde que puede comprar un boleto Premium o inscribirse en nuestro KinoKlub para visitas ininterrumpidas.
Jonathan Fisher
We're not making fun of anything. We are just role-playing our cinema experiences but on this board we can be whoever we want to be. :)
Dominic Martin
Newfag go back to /r/the_donald
Elijah Myers
Don't you dare bring Robert into this
Angel Collins
>that title
did you get possessed by aliens or something?
Aiden Ross
My nigga
Christian Turner
Based Robert.
Joseph Brown
the funny part is that the theater is full in blade runner.
Anthony Perez
holy fucking shit I'm just buzzed and sleep deprived enough to be cackling in tears
Alexander Smith
>it aint me starts playing
John Taylor
I'm not the one calling him a nigger user :^)
Ryder Campbell
This. Based oldfags itt xD
Michael Cox
no shitposting on my very serious cinema discussion imageboard!
Dylan Rivera
Holy kek my sides! XD
Owen Richardson
>tfw Robert will never post a timestamped pic and make the entire board implode
Justin Taylor
*FORMERLY*
Jaxson Taylor
Nostalgic.
Caleb Watson
>I'm so happy when I'm with you
Justin Robinson
>Oh, Robert's not working today. I'll be happy to perform the mandatory penis inspection however.
John Walker
>Some kino korn for me falcon robby robert!
>Kek off i go to the cinema showers for penis inspection xD
>Someone get some butter for this mans crab legs!
Carson Jones
*unsheathes MASSIVE six-incher*
Connor Lopez
>I'll speak to the manager
Robert is the manager, r*ddit.
Joseph James
>You're a big guy.
Evan Cox
Jose White
Lane?
Josiah Nelson
>f-for you hehe....
Jaxson Campbell
oh my lucky stars, a negro
Lucas Smith
My sides!
Christian Cox
He isn't, but OP is a fag for implying Robert wouldn't just let you slide because he's a relaxed dude who only throws the book at shitters and does it because he knows what's best for the theater.
Josiah Anderson
Sorry.. That is Roberts job.. I'll return tomorrow.
Charles Scott
>people can meme Trump into office
>people aren't meming Robert into kino
wtf guys?
John Torres
Can someone explain this joke to me? I don't get it.
Jackson Allen
>theater
triggered
Jayden Williams
You don't have to say that, Robert.
Nathaniel James
lurk 2 years before posting new fag
Justin Bailey
How is your brother Thomas doing?
Jack Carter
Robert I..
*exhales*
You are the best thing to happen to me, Robert.
Hunter Diaz
Robert, the toilet's clogged. Can I use the women's restroom?
William Harris
I've been going to Sup Forums for almost 10. Years, and Sup Forums for probably 3-4. Years. It's just that no one ever explains this joke.
Jeremiah Stewart
>joke
You'll understand Robert threads the next time your theater gets shut down by the health department for not taking penis inspection calls seriously.