keiCUTE edition
/trek/ - Star Trek General
Brandon Young
Joshua Ross
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
Jose White
Ryan Church Enterprise = Best Enterprise
prove me wrong, you literally can't
>inb4 "muh oversized nacelles!"
just get your own model and make your own renders, it's not that hard
Gabriel Edwards
based
Josiah Richardson
Based
Yes.
Landon Davis
>tfw you never got to be her first
Easton Mitchell
miiIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLEEEESS
Grayson Morgan
We will never have a live action Caitan character because even network executives realize that furries are a menace.
Nathan Kelly
*euthanises you*
Eli Bell
That's exactly where Miles fucked up
Jace Reyes
Just read this guy's post and tell me what you think.
Carson Jenkins
>I am old and have given up:the post
James Carter
Sebastian Ward
Hoshi>Keiko
Isaiah Cooper
>disco.png
I think he must've seen something else
Chase Kelly
He chose eternal slag kayko and annoying future disappointment molly over pure cardie qt who demanded his seed. That's where he fucked up.
Julian Diaz
Let's be real here though, he'd have killed her in her sleep after a plow
Jace Bennett
Star Trek got boring. Sure, the spinoffs had some of the most powerful and emotional episodes in Trek, but overall, as a series, they're all pretty forgettable. As evidenced by the fact that most people have forgotten them.
People still remember Kirk fighting the lizard man or "banging the green chick". The original Trek was an action adventure show with a dash of poignancy to elevate it from mindless action. There are waaaay too many Trek fans who either forget this or are in denial about it. Usually they're the ones complaining about J.J. Trek even though it uses those same ingredients and has been a huge success.
See I wonder if we'd had a film like Trek 09 as TMP if Star Trek wouldn't have a fan following akin to Star Wars. It was around first, was hugely popular in reruns and people were disappointed when they saw TMP and its tone was nothing like people remembered. It was as if Roddenberry and Co. said "What Star Wars is doing? Yeah, do the opposite of that".
Star Wars is a great ride. Yes, it is paper thin in terms of story and depth. It's fun, exciting and feels like a real adventure. Meanwhile Star Trek just got more preachy and "issue oriented" despite the fact that TV taboos were pretty much gone and we no longer needed Star Trek to covertly talk about things like racism, drugs, etc. when regular TV was talking about those things openly and more boldly than Trek ever did. And rather than say "that phase of the franchise is over, let's get back to our roots", they just kept on and got preachy. Preach is boring.
I'll take Kirk fighting the lizard man any day.
Thomas Walker
best Keiko coming through
Blake Scott
The only reason Trek is considered the "intellectual" show is because they couldn't do big budget space shit on TV and had to focus on characters and dialog. Notice that everyone considers season 4 and on of DS9 to be the best Trek, it was because they could finally do big space battle shit which they combined with their skills in writing decent plot.
Isaac Edwards
Threadly reminder Kes got arrested again
Jeremiah Lee
Damn, she's been getting arrested non stop since 2015
Robert Fisher
> it's the lost episode where Keiko + Tasha encounter a temporal anomaly and get sent to the Old West and have to become prostitutes and fuck old dirty prospectors for weeks before they're rescued
wow, can't believe they agreed to do full blown unsimulated penetration too
Adam Ramirez
This is like the 3rd time this year she's been busted for driving with a revoked licence and fake docs. She needs to go to rehab or prison.
Grayson King
GOD, WHY ISN’T SHE MRS user?
Asher Smith
JUST
Jaxson Sanders
> what series has the highest number of filler episodes ?
> what series is the one you can watch over and over and still enjoy it ?
Sebastian Hughes
Looking at her IMDB page, after Voyager and the Men In Black cartoon, she fell off the face of the Earth. Her only role after that is only credited as "nurse" in some movie I never heard of. What happened, she got hooked on drugs or something?
Juan Price
Caleb Gomez
BUT MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME
Isaac Baker
Filler episodes can be comfy
TNG and DS9 can be rewatched until you are dead
the only episodes i dislike are paradise episodes where people demonize technology
Jaxson Green
I want from you that which is rightfully mine. Your loyalty, your tribute, and your worship.
Bless you my children!
Also Dukat did nothing wrong, fuck the spammer, and STD is not /trek/
Samuel Price
BASED
Owen Anderson
Nice effort
Joseph Jones
oh she dyed her hair since december
Benjamin Gray
ATTENTION CARDASSIAN COWARD
Joshua Howard
aged gracefully
Benjamin Bailey
Mayweather, plot a course for dubs.
Aaron Rodriguez
Pussy pass
Lucas Harris
Complete delusion: the post
Justin Gray
Ok but what's this image really from, I'm being a dirty phoneposter at work so I can't reverse image search
Jonathan Roberts
Connor Powell
> what series has the highest number of filler episodes ?
TNG
> what series is the one you can watch over and over and still enjoy it ?
DS9
Brayden Fisher
>Watches TAS regularly
Who are you people?
Ryder Cox
post /trek/ pics you think are underrated
Aiden Turner
Really makes you think
Gabriel Bell
i just watched the ds9 epsiode where sisco hallucinates about being a black sci fi writer in the 60s or whatever and jake said "niggers". i thought this was an absolute faux-pas in american tv during the 90s. and i was really not expecting it in star trek, they have dealt with themes of racism before but never so bluntly. did they get away with it or was it cut for the original airing?
Thomas Martinez
There was no problem, it aired
Dylan Powell
black people can say nigger you fucking kike it's only racist if any other race says it
Oliver Ward
That's how their logic usually goes: only black people can say it. And they think they aren't racist.
Eli Perry
i cant imagine having this much latent rage pent up. it's no wonder it is so easy for the republicans to corral you like cattle against your own interests. the slightest thing sends you into a frothing tunnel-visioned rage
Josiah Ward
>no wonder it is so easy for the republicans to corral you like cattle against your own interests
I think you mean Democrats
Isaac Johnson
>no u
lol
Ayden Moore
95889859
Not even worth a (You).
Andrew Edwards
Good thing we elected a South Chicago Community Organizer as President since he had such a great track record of whipping that place into shape
Michael Morgan
the fuck , are you really going to be that one retard in the whole thread who thinks they don't call each other niggers ?
Dylan Cruz
>dude why would racism bother you lmao
Kayden Collins
I don't even know why they get so upset about it. It's just a mutation of the spanish word for black. If anything, wouldn't calling them "slaves" or "property" be more offensive than nigger?
Bentley Lopez
>you like cattle against your own interests
Why should people vote in their own interests? That would be selfish, and you dont even hold leftists to the same standard. You would never tell a white person complaining about racism "Looks like democrats have corralled you against your own interests"
Mason Morgan
>corral you like cattle against your own interests
Found the neoliberal scum with the 2008 argument. This is exactly what normie conservative say about black people re-electing ghetto crack smoking mayors who spend tax payer money on prostitutes and bribes, but I doubt you refer to them as 'cattle'. Fuck liberals t b h.
Jackson Jackson
>raised on Vulcan
>learned Vulcan philosophy and traditions since she was a child
>somehow can't do the neck pinch UNTIL she skype calls Sarek for five minutes
What was the fucking point?
Owen Parker
That time she was in a teleporter accident and turned into a little girl doesn't count?
Connor Ortiz
>somehow can't do the neck pinch UNTIL she skype calls Sarek for five minutes
Where are you getting this idea from that she didn't know how to do it before that?
Tyler Hernandez
Not him but she tried to neck pinch her captain when she attempted to mutiny and the captain got right back up
Jeremiah Martinez
That's exactly what I was referring to, pink-skin
Justin Lee
That's not what user was talking about.
David Martin
Star Trek's gay
Hunter Hall
Why? Seems like a poor attempt at a neck pinch to me
Jeremiah Williams
I never noticed.
Jeremiah Morris
Yeah, she did it badly, but user was saying that she didn't know how to do it at all before Skyping, which is a bizarre claim to make.
Thomas Bell
the fact that other trek characters do the neck pinch better than burnham makes her even more useless.
Connor Nguyen
She might be, and we would never know.
Jack Thompson
That doesn't stop user from being a crazy person who is just posting bizarre shit randomly.
Isaac Sanchez
Maybe it’s only taught to older Vulcans ?
Cameron Wilson
Picard?
Juan Jenkins
I don't get it.
When she can do things flawlessly, she gets accused of being a Mary-Sue. When she sucks at things, like doing a shitty neck pinch or getting beaten up by Klingons, she still makes you mad. There's no pleasing you, is there?
Ian Russell
Why would she even have to study Vulcan culture. Vulcans go insane and crazy without their philosophy and traditions. She wouldnt because shes human.
Xavier Cox
Seriously, why do you guys watch this shit?
Logan Diaz
What else ya gonna do? At least if you watch it you can bitch about it in detail. I didn’t even give a shit enough to watch ENT regularly after the pilot.
Nicholas Morris
Yeah in Ocampan years maybe lel
Hunter Martinez
>Willing to watch STD
>Doesn't get past the pilot of ENT
Wew. ENT is infinitely better than STD
Oliver Cruz
>1. Black Meat In Your Wormhole
>2. Commander (Of Believers)
>3. Change Bling ft. Odd Hoe
>4. Behind Bars (Of Gold Pressed Latinum)
>5. Trill Ass Nigga
>6. BJore
>7. Run (About)
>8. Profession Prophet
>9. E-N-H-A-N-C-E-D ft Dr.B
>10. Accessory To Murder
>Bonus Tracks
>11. Authorities Defiant
>12. Crack Spoonhead (Cardassian Diss)
>13. Dominion Space (Klingon Ship)
Mason Walker
It is?
Brayden Moore
>7. Run (About)
No running on the promenade
Kevin Murphy
You have never played sports have you? Skins vs shirts?
Nolan Butler
STD can at least be watched with other people. My friends and family thought I was a weirdo once we reached the first decon chamber scene. Nobody was willing to continue.
Evan Russell
And your friends and family didn't care about the Klingon sex scene and Klingon double wiener piss scene? Fuck off.
Robert Hernandez
How many seconds did the sex scene last? Nobody cared.
Wyatt Lopez
>yfw the most democratic and "gun free" areas in america are complete crime ridden murderholes
ha ha yeah, those darn cattle who don't want to move to the coast or a big city and live in a cardboard box waiting to get mugged and or murdered
John Ward
A few seconds of gratuitous sex is better than some people in their underwear for a few minutes. Yeah fuck off.
Xavier Edwards
>A few seconds of gratuitous sex is better than some people in their underwear for a few minutes.
Unironically yes. It's not about prudishness, it's about not wasting our time with that embarrassing shit.
Landon Hernandez
You guys must not go to the beach or go swimming very often
Noah Kelly
When we do go, we don't stare.
Samuel Diaz
Whew lad.
Isaac Cooper
My nigga
Josiah Moore
So why do you stare during the decontamination scenes? You know you can just look at their faces right? It's like you have never been to a sauna or hot-spring or sweat-lodge.
>Sex is totally okay but people in their underwear or swimsuits no way
Yeah fuck off
Leo Long
>It's like you have never been to a sauna or hot-spring or sweat-lodge.
I honestly haven't.
But again, prudishness isn't the problem. The scenes in Enterprise aren't sexy. But the writers and directors think that they're sexy, so they linger and waste minutes of our patience on unsexy boredom. It's shameless pandering to the nonexistent people-who-are-horny-but-don't-know-how-to-find-porn demographic. It's embarrassing that this was the best they could come up with, this was their big idea for expanding their target audience. Fucking wew.
Carson Long
>We don't stare when we go to the beach or swimming
But then you say you do stare at their bodies when watching. Total hypocrite. Fuck off
Robert Edwards
>But then you say you do stare at their bodies when watching.
Where did I say that?
Hunter Martinez
I was busy when ENT was airing. Now I’m old and fat and torrent basically everything I have a passing interest in.