What did the Harry Potter director mean by this?

What did the Harry Potter director mean by this?

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I've dropped me biscuit in me tea!

"No!"

He probably thought it would look cool.

He actually meant he'd take the lot.

Also isn't that the dude from oasis

Stone Roses

Which HP is this?

No, this is!
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>That one aspie kid

the farts one?

aye, Hat Trick Hero

I'm sure director meant that 'A brief history of time' is certainly a book from God-tier level unlike the ones which became the basis of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesuf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itufs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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WEAK

>a book from God-tier level
You've got dubs, but they were wasted on nonsense.

Why can't you grow up?

Based LG.

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why did you even try

Also, The Picture of Dorian Gray should be edited with Pablo's face.

You must be over 18 to post here.

aren't wizards racists towards muggles? why would he read that? only arthur weasley liked them and he was always looked down on

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>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh
"Deh!"
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kino

A wizard reading a Stephen Hawking book is like one of us reading a guide to astrology, he's just reading to laugh at the silly stuff muggles come up with

Then whats your excuse?

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Liam fucking wishes he was Ian. And he did in 1988 too.

>'Isn't this guy from Oasis?'
>'No'
>You: hurr durr this guy likes Harry Potter!!!!!

Did anyone else see the number briefly pop up when Hagrid was talking to Harry in I want to say a bar. How did they let that one slip?

Oasis was the best band of the 90s at least.

Not disputing that! But he always wanted to be Ian Brown. And John Lennon.

well i read them in 5th grade, grew out of it in 7th grade when the last book came out and decided to drop the movies after watching the terrible 5th one

Yeah I remember the early 2000s where he went full John Lennon, I think his Fresh Carnation cover was a good example of that but I can't remember.

inb4 DEH

>What did the Harry Potter director mean by this?
It's a clever bit of foreshadowing from Cuaron. He's reading a book about time travel, something that becomes a key plot point near the end of the film

reminder that theres literally nothing wrong with liking harry potter if you read the books before you turned 17
also you can talk shit about the movies as much as you want, they were still good adaptations and managed to comunicate the marvel of the magic world

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>reminder that theres literally nothing wrong with liking harry potter if you read the books before you turned 17
based soyboy!

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I read them before I turned 17, but how do you explain all those older fans? Plenty of parents were buying and reading the books for themselves as well as their children so there are plenty of people aged 40-55 who also like it. Hell most of the people who went to book releases and other events dressed up as characters were 30+ back then.

I look at them with a sort of nostalgia.
Sometimes I'll even read them when I'm depressed to try and recapture the innocence of youth.

They're great for that. When I'm down I sometimes listen to the audiobooks by Stephen Fry. It's really comfy and relaxing, especially the slice of life moments where they're just following classes and walking around the castle

>they were still good adaptations and managed to comunicate the marvel of the magic world
I'll agree that the first 4 were good even though the 4th was rushed as fuck but anything past the Goblet of Fire is fucking garbage.

First 3 books are really comfy.
They, alongside Robin Hobbs first trilogy, are my go to books for curing my depression, albeit temporarily.

17 is a little old to be reading a childrens book series

>"Deh!"

>not changing the last paragraph to say Stephen Hawking
You were given such a perfect setup.

Do you pull all of your opinions from other people's quotes?

I read them well before 17 and loved them and now I still am capable of understanding that they’re garbage. Learn the difference between something that is good quality and something that you enjoy, because they are not the same thing. You should feel bad about enjoying things that are not good.

They're specifically written to grow up with the young audience as they read them. The first book is aimed at 11-year-olds and so on until the 7th book which is aimed at 17-year-olds

They're all comfy in their own way I think, even if the later ones are a bit darker in comparison. Book 5 had a lot of angst but there were still many comfy bits like the DA meetings and staying at Grimmauld Place, and book 6 was comfy from start to finish until they enter the cave

My problem with the books after the third is that I can't deal with Sirius Black's life when I'm already depressed.
Hits too close too home.

fucking hate that she killed sirius

>"yeah sort of"

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