>PHONE SEX THREESOME EDITION
NEW EPISODE TONIGHT, GET IN HERE
>"ORGAN THEFT LEADS OUR DUO TO DARK RITUALS AND A MYSTERIOUS CULT"
>PHONE SEX THREESOME EDITION
NEW EPISODE TONIGHT, GET IN HERE
>"ORGAN THEFT LEADS OUR DUO TO DARK RITUALS AND A MYSTERIOUS CULT"
lets do this im excited
ITS STARTING
I must be behind, hasn't started yet...how do you guys watch? I'm streaming on Fox live
>it's an "aliens in Sculder's vagina" episode
ITS ABOUT TO START MY B
>.how do you guys watch?
With a literally 15 dollar digital antenna from the local drug store.
SKINNER HAS OILS AND LOTIONS IN HIS TUB
SIPPIN ON CHAMPAGNE
BUFFY
Lol, Coast to Coast AM on that guy's Radio
>With a literally 15 dollar digital antenna from the local drug store.
IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT BUYING ONE OF THOSE
TOLD YALL WE SLAYERS NOW
Muh folded 1000 times teleports behind you nothing personnel kid memes
Checking in for second to last episode. God help us all.
damn, good ass cold open... so what say you? Bounty Hunter? Van Helsing like vigilante?
Local FOX is still 720p garbage so the only true answer is to wait for 1080p AMZN releases. Of course also to watch live for dank memes.
VAMPIRE SLAYER
LETS TRY TO ENJOY IT
IKR
Avenging angel. Vengeance is mine sayeth the LORD. I will repay.
>Not waiting until your gf is gone, using her oils, bubble bath, and scented candles, get a glass of her wine, and pampering yourself like she does.
100% comfy
The slayer reminds me of Michelle Rodriguez
TRU DAT MY NIG
powerful
A NEW AND IMPROVED LOOKING
I want to eat an organ
>Letting people who play make believe for a living enrage you and detract from watching something you enjoy.
Sad
GOUT
Lol I love how Moulder pulls out his random ass facts
>THE GIRL IN THE PHOTO
JUST
They're not sending their best and brightest, folks
Whats wronf with her faaace?
Fucking pikers ruining everything
No one cares, Sup Forums.
mmm Protein Organ shake
WHY ARE THEY SOWN TOGETHER WTF
THOSE CHICKS ARE HOT
Is that Christina Hendricks?
Did Scully ever get wet while thinking about Skinner?
This is fucked up even by X-Files standards.
No but mulder did
This is the last semi-good episode forever, isn't it?
Oh man she's so hot.
Pacific rim 2 makes me wanna throw up
X-FILES HAS DONE GROTESQUE MANY TIMES BEFORE
PERHAPS
MAYBE ONE DAY ITLL COME BACK AGAIN
COULD YOU HAVE EVEN IMAGED A 10TH AND 11TH SEASON BEFORE?
Unless GillGill changes her mind.
Even more so cause the first was actually really good... Now it's just really girly dynamic gundams mixed with rap
What the fuck happened to the shitty Mulder and Scully Jr. from last season? I thought they were supposed to continue the series and they just sort of went away. Have they even been mentioned this season at all?
SKINHEADED GIRLBGOT TIDDIES
YOU THINK THEY SCRAPPED THEM
holy shit this is pure garbage
YOURE PURE GARBAGE
what is going on?
i'm so lost
based
STOP WHISPERING GOD DAMMIT!
The spanish girl's sister was ugly and fell into a cult thats harvesting blood and organs to make them prettier. There was a cult like that in World it Darkness but they didnt harvest organs just penises and balls and blood.
THESE 60S TV ACTORS ARE THE HEAD OF A CULT THAT USES HUMAN ORGANS TO PROLONG LIVES LIVE VAMPIRES OR SOME SHIT
THATS WHAT IVE GATHERED SO FAR
thanks for clearing that up
i guess
This is hysterical.
These kinds of episodes really creep me out.
Can this get any more grotesque?
>I DRIVE A LINKUN
MATHEW MCCONAUGHEY
Hmm. Not vampires then.
lol dat exposition...so thick
HE GON DIE
More important to them I think, it preserves their beauty and looks
WORDS
>HE GON DIE
TO
strangle her NOW
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MONING AFFFTAH
What the fuck is even going on in this episode?
>TOLD YALL**
Some cult (led by the redhead and old guy) are using cannibalism to retain their youth.
Cannibalism cult.
This is classic X-Files kino
>tfw my childhood was watching X-Files with my Mom and Sister starting at 4 years old
>this creepy shit just gives me comfy feels now
This is old school fucked up X-Files.
>GOT MILK? BUT WITH BLOOD?
BLOOD MUSTACHE
V A M P I R E S
So, is this really good or terrible? I’m really not sure.
It's really good
>WHATS MY OPINION, GUYS?
>IT'S YOUR DAY TO BE BEAUTIFUL
SHE GOT BANGED OUT
>I DINDU
When cannibal cultists attack.
Well, that's an interesting way of replacing Scully with the new girl.
O FUG
Is it me or did that shot of Scully falling look really fake?
Rip scully
gateway to hell?
are they killing off Scully here?
I let out an audible kek.
Nah, she landed on a soft pile of body parts.
When the old guy is stitched to a qt how do they poop?
Grills don’t poop.
IN THE TUB
>he's an ancap
It all makes sense
SLAYER
major psychosis
WTF I love government intrusion into our lives now and white people are rubes!
garbage patch Scully
Okay, so garbage. I was close.
I'm not quite sure..but what was the "slayers" motivation for joining the cult...?
Wait, the cult chick survived?
>My father killed me