When you wait 200 years for your girl and you still get blasted
/trek/ thread
David Lopez
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Oliver Sullivan
Having her reciprocate his feelings in the final season was a fucking mistske
Jayden Phillips
>I morph into your chair sometimes
>hehe what do you mean
Bentley Evans
Fade in: Starflight headquarters, USA. Officers are gathered around a round table.
Picard: Greetings to everyone assembled.
Worf (angrily): Just what is the meaning of this?
Odo: Calm down worf.
(beat)
He does have a point though.
worf stands up and stretche his legs.
Picard: Mister worf. Sit down! Now!
worf: what is the meaning of this??
Carson Ward
Is this supposed to be more of that predictive-keyboard-assisted Trek parody fiction?
Thomas Thompson
This.
They should have had him kill and replace her out of frustration and wear her face skin as a mask.
Parker Hill
>Stories which do not materially involve our crew
>Stories about psi-forces or mysterious psychic powers
>Stories which cast our people and our vessel in the role of "galaxy policemen."
>Stories about the original Star Trek characters [...] [o]r their descendants
>Writing fantasy instead of science fiction
>Writing "swords and sorcery"
>Treating deep space as a local neighborhood
>STAR TREK is not melodrama. [...] Believable people are at the heart of good STAR TREK scripts.
>No stories about warfare with Klingons or Romulans and no stories with Vulcans. We are determined not to copy ourselves and believe there must be other interesting aliens in a galaxy filled with billions of stars and planets
>Stay true to the Prime Directive.
>Plots involving a whole civilization rarely work.
>Mad scientists, or stories in which technology is considered the villain.
>Stories in which our characters must do something stupid or dangerous, or in which our technology breaks down in order to create a jeopardy.
-- "The script: what doesn't work"
Aiden Reed
this thread sucks already
Lincoln Smith
Do we ever get to see sex in Star Trek? Not normal sex but a kind of alien sex that's different so it's not porn?
Austin Murphy
The final episode when Odo fuses with the founder, cures her, then she immediatily surrenders afterwards, it was Odo understanding the Dominion was right and agreeing to spread a similar pathogen amongst the Alpha Quadrant, he didn't go to the great link just to cure his people, he was escaping Kira before she realised, she died soon afterwards.
Brayden Cook
Hi, Mental.
Justin Sullivan
Ferengi getting their ears rubbed is called oo-mox and is basically the equivalent of a hand job
"Because the Ferengi ear was a major erogenous zone, massaging the ears caused extreme pleasure and relaxation"
Tyler Torres
closest thing I recall was a Klingon woman hissing angrily and acting feral in front of Worf, and have him describe that as "Klingon Sex" but that could just be described as fetishy SM.
Another example are the Shapeshifters who fuck by mixing each other while in liquid form.
Hello
Caleb Mitchell
Gas all STD posters
Jose Cox
Are we going to have this every thread now? The memes are really starting to stack up in /trek/. Will the thread be able to take it?
Xavier Edwards
Sebastian Sanchez
>Do we ever get to see sex in Star Trek?
>closest thing I recall was a Klingon woman hissing angrily and acting feral in front of Worf, and have him describe that as "Klingon Sex"
They talk about how klingon sex would break an ordinary woman in DS9. Actually DS9 has a lot of sex referencing, especially considering they make it explicit the holodeck at Quark's sells mostly VR porn.
It's a literal plot point that he's convinced to run "family friendly" programs to broaden his customer base. Meaning before Miles "Kill Every Cardy" O'Brien and the doc do mountain climbing in the holosuites the floors were probably crusted with semen and vaginal juices.
Aiden Long
That's for scripts from outside writers though. They are just warning fans "If your spec script is Spock fanfiction, there is no chance we will buy it."
Nathaniel Morales
It's a slippery path up Mount Broccoli.
Ian Hughes
I'm confused. Is this a writing guide to what NOT to do? Because they do this shit all the time.
Isaac Cooper
How can people not see that this is another question from the spammer, Trekkie229?
>do we ever get sex
>do gordy ever get sex
>Not normal sex but alien
>Sisko not believe but athist?
Brayden Long
I'll be seein' you
Jonathan Gomez
The question seems legitimate, tho.
James Long
In those days, you could write a script (basically fanfiction) and send it to them, and if it was good enough they would buy it from you and develop it into an episode. Yesterday's Enterprise was developed from a spec script, for example.
The context of that list is "things we can do, but that you should not do because you aren't us."
Chase Reed
Year of Hell should have taken place over a whole or at least half a season tbqh.
Jack Walker
God, I hate this self pitying ball sack. Lots of people are amputees without being a 10 ft dick about it, Nog.
Camden Fisher
It has to seem legitimate, otherwise nobody would respond! That's the whole point of bait.
Jonathan Barnes
Why does Picard's borther hate him?
Easton Campbell
Why would anybody believe this is a legitimate question when the only episode with Picard's brother also explains the answer?
Gavin Hall
I mean, he got over it. I think it's reasonable to be depressed about losing a leg for at least a little while.
Andrew Hughes
Fuck off.
Alexander Garcia
He bitched about it for ages and made his only friend feel like shit. Then he hid in the holodeck and became such a drag that a HOLOGRAM told him to basically f*ck off.
Wyatt Jones
>you make it sound like I'm a hologram
>well, aren't you?
>is that what you think?
>...
youtube.com
Jace Baker
>Picard's borther
Loser backwards ass farmer who is barely tolerated by the Federation whose own son is infatuated with his more successful borther
>Picard
Maximum alpha Captain of the Federation's flagship, known throughout the alpha quadrant as one of the finest heroes of the Federation
What a mystery!
Thomas Wright
You're replying to a bad person.
Nathan Perez
>actually replying
Stop that.
Ayden Long
>episode starts with an ultimate weapon which can modify time to erase things from existence.
It was still a fun couple of episodes, some of the few actually very good ones on Voyager, but it was obvious from the start how it was going to end, plus Tuvok went blind, they weren't going to make that permanent.
Ian Jenkins
Kek
Caleb Johnson
you cant make a weapon too powerful in a show because that cant be defeated.
Parker Barnes
>borther
Ethan Long
it was like one episode
Robert Perez
Underrated
Grayson Collins
Is Dax like a human with a thing in her that lives?
Leo Cooper
Dax is a thing that lives in different people
Caleb Brooks
Stop replying to it
Brandon Bennett
Why does Q put humanity on trial?
Hunter Adams
He fears the samurai.
James Rivera
Obviously you wouldn't keep every aspect of the story the same but watching it feels like you're getting a glimpse at what Voyager could and should have been just condensed into a two part story.
Nathan Perry
Sometimes I forget there is an actual 2 headed woman.
David Sullivan
nothing better to do
Connor Johnson
Why the Cardasians leave deep space nine? They don't value the worm whole?
Robert Walker
That's for all scripts.
Don't listen to that other guy. Yes. It's a writing guide for what Roddenberry et al thought didn't work in Startrack scripts, and what you shouldn't generally do if you're a Startrack writer.
That is not the context of the list, dude.
Jonathan Moore
I think this has been asked and answered before but anyway, Sisko interacts with the prophets who are aliens, not gods.
Jaxson Mitchell
it's the spammer, man. Report him and hope to god the mods get off their ass and at least ban him for a while.
Xavier Rodriguez
If Jews created star trek, why are they portrayed as greedy cowards in the show?
Parker Sullivan
What the fuck was his problem?
Andrew Gutierrez
Why is Harry Kim so beta?
Is it just because he's Asian?
Adrian Adams
That's just a stereotype. The show was just poorly written, anonymous.
Christopher Thomas
You remind me of that dude who got pissed at his friend for being depressed for having brain cancer so he bullied him into committing suicide
Lincoln Jones
You can't just let them wallow in it or they'll never get up again.
Matthew Perez
this shit was dark
Robert Rodriguez
>that dude who got pissed at his friend for being depressed for having brain cancer so he bullied him into committing suicide
Carter Johnson
How about you join the army and lose a leg in battle, then come back to us and tell us how you feel about it?
Ethan Anderson
I think it's supposed to be his age. But, I think an Asian actor is more likely to be cast in a role like that (inexperienced, young, underconfident but highly competent guy). Stereotypes are kind of a chicken-and-egg problem. They reinforce themselves.
Gavin Watson
Mullibok: When we got here to Jerrado, I overpowered the crew and I stole whatever I needed to start building a life here.
Major Kira: Y... you overpowered the crew? Yourself?
Mullibok: There was only six of them. That was fortunate for me, because I was somewhat weakened by the captivity and starvation
Mullibok: It was mind over matter. Every 26 hours, I'd just tighten up my waist belt another notch, and that way my belly didn't know that it was shrinking.
Mullibok: I ploughed each furrow with my fingernails and when I hit a patch of mineralised clay, I chewed it up in my mouth to soften it.
This is literally soap and lampshades tier bullshit. Do the (((Bajorans))) really believe their own stories or are they laughing about the deception? Also what did Mullibok really do to escape to the moon?
Mason Gonzalez
I know there are some disabled posters regularly ITT. Not a stretch to think there would be an amputee here.
Jeremiah Phillips
Tony Stark built Iron Man in a cave.
Ryan Cruz
I hope they let Bryan Fuller have more of a say in season 2 of STD.
Grayson Wilson
>I know there are some disabled posters regularly ITT.
Mason Diaz
I know for a fact that one guy is disabled in some way because he censored the word fuck like a 60 year old christian grandma.
Caleb Cooper
Hahaha Harry Kim falls in love with a hologram and then gets cucked by Tuvok.
so that's basically a yes then
Colton Clark
>I know there are some disabled posters regularly ITT
I never would have guessed.
Levi Flores
I hope Soniqua gets the thing Jackson had, turns white, and they have to cancel the show becasue it's not progressive enough
Camden Stewart
The only way to even remotely redeem STD would be to remove Michael or at the very least greatly reduce her presence.
Nathaniel Green
Which came first, cardassian or kardashian? For the latter it's when fat Iran lawyer marries thot, so 1978
Leo Clark
>Soniqua
tell me her surname is 'Hedgehog'
Hunter Ross
poor Harry had a hard life
Julian Lewis
Gabriel Robinson
Janeway did nothing wrong
Nicholas Garcia
UGH.... UGH... EUGHH
Justin Anderson
>average /trek/ poster
Zachary Wood
Is there an Africa on Vulcan?
Landon Wood
Reminder that Harry dies in the second season and is replaced by a duplicate
Jonathan Scott
Darmok!
also, can someone tell me the name of that recent movie that came out, about an autistic girl trying to get her star trek script made?
Elijah Smith
And that's why Little Green Men negates all fan hate towards Ferenghi-centric episodes.
Matthew Baker
Year of Hell should have been real Voyager, all of the other adventures the liquid Demon World copies.
It doesn't matter anyway, because the real real Voyager was destroyed and it's copy got the only two survivors, Kim and Naomi.
Brayden Gray
Sisko is a wormhole alien, begotten not made.
And he beat all of Q when he knocked Q the fuck out. Which raises questions about the Q. They had a civil war after that ...
Robert Johnson
>crusted with semen and vaginal juices
Unlikely. All that stuff probably gets repurposed pretty quick for organic material used at the replimat.
Liam Roberts
Yes.
Carter Wood
Very. I'm glad a show finally dealt with it. I didn't like the resolution, but I agreed with it. That was Kino Voyager.
Mason Harris
Yep. It was cute but absolutely didn't need to fucking happen at all
Ayden Cook
One of my favorites also
Kayden Morris
DON'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNTIL HE'S GONE.
Samuel Gray
It's not even the real Kira. He fell for the Cardi copy. Which makes Dukat's obsession doubly humerous.
Carter Flores
Slippery Vic!
Nolan Evans
*4 packs a day* Janeway
Dylan Anderson
you're wrong
Adrian Lopez
>and then he ran around the bridge begging us to spare his life
Charles Young
The only decent pull Kim got was that ACTUAL reanimated dead girl from his past. And even she fucked off after a while to be dead again
Kayden Stewart
IT'S BEEN A BEEN BEEN