The """"homage"""" to the first movie and robin williams' character was so fucking stupid and poorly done.
>alan parrish built this hut
>alan parrish build this hut?
>yes
The """"homage"""" to the first movie and robin williams' character was so fucking stupid and poorly done
Cooper Scott
Jason White
Who cares
I watched it and it made me litty as fu*k
Justin Phillips
This thread should have a Jumanji rhyme:
"You played the game, you dirty maggot.
This thread sucks, and OP is a faggot."
Jonathan Scott
How come all the recent The Rock movies are mediocare at best?
Also, all of these The Rock movies got that grey-cloudy-dusty-skyline 24/7. What the fuck?
Xavier Flores
this entire film was dreadful
Levi Barnes
i was just warned for a post that was much higher quality than this one
Justin Jones
not that hot tbqh
Carson Ortiz
All of my posts are of the highest quality. Sup Forums wouldn't be the same without me.
Jace Campbell
it's a green screen background my dude
Xavier Robinson
but why don't they greenscreen that into a blue skyline?
keep in mind that was very noticeable in Jumanji and even on the beach scenes of Baywatch
Julian Myers
It was a pretty good matinee. Not as good as Return of the Mummy but definitely better than The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Would probably have loved it if I was 12.
Luis Rogers
Charles Ramirez
Gavin Cook
Charles Kelly
>the liam neeson evian bottle story except its with the rock instead
Gabriel Moore
Cooper Gutierrez
Gavin Lewis
Asher James
Tyler Parker
Cameron Rodriguez
Benjamin Fisher
Carson King
Brandon Johnson
Easton Gutierrez
Literally more respectful to the original than TLJ was to the OT.
Ayden Walker
Mason Morris
Henry Lewis
Asher Hughes
Cooper Foster
What honestly pissed me off about this movie is the ending when they teleport Alex back in his time as if nothing ever happened. I understand that time passes slower inside Jumanji and if he was brought back in the present that would mean a few weeks maybe a month or two would've passed since the 4's detention but that would still be better than putting Alex back in the past and literally jumping into another timeline where the creepy house is normal.
What happened to the timeline where the creepy house was? What happened to the 4 characters in that timeline?
Movie just skips over paradoxes and doesn't care, hoping that the audience would be too stupid to understand it?
Jack Barnes
>What honestly pissed me off about this movie is the ending when they teleport Alex back in his time as if nothing ever happened. I understand that time passes slower inside Jumanji and if he was brought back in the present that would mean a few weeks maybe a month or two would've passed since the 4's detention but that would still be better than putting Alex back in the past and literally jumping into another timeline where the creepy house is normal.
>What happened to the timeline where the creepy house was? What happened to the 4 characters in that timeline?
>Movie just skips over paradoxes and doesn't care, hoping that the audience would be too stupid to understand it?
You clearly didnt watch the first movie, because that is exactly how Jumanji rules work and how the first movie end.
Henry Young
Watched it but that was a long time ago when I was younger and dumber.
Joshua Evans
>Watched it but that was a long time ago when I was younger and dumber.
not an excuse, this movie is coherent with the first one in as much thing as it can, even with "time travel" stuff, and for a sequel that came after 23 years, its really impressive.
Austin Rivera
what else?
Carter Lopez
Sad but true