What the fuck were they thinking casting Johnny Depp as Grindelwald when they landed Colin Farrell?

What the fuck were they thinking casting Johnny Depp as Grindelwald when they landed Colin Farrell?

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Yeah sucks for Colin Farrell since Fantastic Beats is supposed to have five movies.

Sucks for everyone except Johnny Depp that we're stuck with him for 4 more films

Farrell didn't want to be typecast. Depp has no problem with that if you look at his cv.

>Farrell didn’t want to be typecast
He made sure of that like 15 years ago.

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Pharrel would have been a 100 times better as Grindelwald. The guy has actual talent and depth.
Watch Johnny do his silly jagg sparrow hand wavings for 5 movies. And why the fuck does he have to look like an anime character? Rowling is such a fucking retard its not even funny anymore

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>grindelwald is the straight one
>is 1000x uglier than dumbledore
how did they fuck this up? their romance won't even be remotely believable, albus going WAY below his league with that disastercase

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>he made sure to never make kíno
What an evil decision of him.

Albus wont be gay in the movie. Rowling just said that to score sjw points. She knows making him gay wont make her as much money. Shes a greedy mongoloid.

Shes already getting massive shit from "fans" on twitter for not outright making him gay in the movie.

Why is everyone expecting Johnny Depp to play Grindelwald as Jack Sparrow? I always hear that same criticism and it makes no sense. Have you people not seen him in anything other than PotC?

So is he playing a magical jack sparrow?
It feels like all his characters are variations of jack sparrow nowadays.

I hope he beams a mouthy bitch in the face with an iphone at least once per film

Nigga please. He has the depth of a teacup. He played "gangster sparrow" on the orient express. Its all he can do now.
Hes gonna play Jack the magic anime Sparrow in this.

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why hasnt depp been publicly hanged for being that thing with his ex

Tell me about Dumbeldore? Why does he wear a smoking?

Because she faked it.

Cuz roasties thinks hes hot? If weinstein looked like Depp he would have stayed in business

>[sleazy guitar licks intensify]

At least they got rid of that ridiculous haircut.
Right?

When he tries he can still do it. Although the last time he did was with Black Mass

Is Rowling 12 years old? Why does her villains have to look like something a 12 year old thinks looks evil? Voldemort is a scaaary snakeman woooo. I get why he looks like that but why the fuck does grindelwald have edgy heterochromia AND the white retard hair?
Farrel was much more intimidating in his normal looks and fancy suit in the interrogation scene

>Is Rowling 12 years old?
no her audience is

>Harry Potter movies
>he wears some weird wizard garb
>Fantastic Beasts
>just a straight up suit and hat at Hogwarz

his line in this scenev is
"I'm extremely gay. can't you tell?"

was. she doesnt do anything anymore.
12 year olds dont follow her twitter in 2018 which im sure dissapoints her pedo ass

The real question is what the fuck were they thinking when they spawned one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>Is Rowling 12 years old?
no she's a woman. which is the intellectual equivalent of a 12 years old male

they aren't going to bring it up at all

Like dude drop ur brain lmao its a movie. Fuck consistency. Hes a wise yet excentric wizard in the first movies then he turns into James Bond lmao let it goooo dude

>gatsby, atlas shrugged
>god-tier
>Lewis Carroll not Sup Forums-tier

shit list

it's amazing how quickly pasta becomes stale

i'm telling your mum you said that

Johnny Depp on the poster = lots of tickets sold.

Hello, Hollywood. The entire point is to sell tickets, not make art. Art is accidental in Hollywood.

who are you trying to bait exactly?

>What the fuck were they thinking casting Johnny Depp
literally
>we want dat jack sparrow audience.

Do you have a citation for any of that?
Theres a fkn Harry Potter land, and didn't some high up british museum add a wing for this to it recently?
It's for kids, you gotta be pretty pants on head retarded to not see that.

Sarcasm sure is hard to grasp for you. You must be american. Be honest

>i was just pretending

>Harry Potter expanded universe
>kino
m8

why is he dressed like that, wasnt it established dumbledor was always a classic wizard and wore his wizard robes and hats all the time?

in his old age. Just like when old people get old they give up and just wear comfortable shit.

im sure it was like the weasleys or malfoys, wizards are funny about how they dress

Threadly reminder that we could've been watching these two 10/10 twinks tenderly experimenting with each other and instead we have to look at Johnny JUST for 10+ hours.

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What the fuck were they thinking? Young dumbledore is so charming and well dressed and old dumbledore have no sense of style

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what are you talking about? He's wizard /fa/ as fuck.

BOOOOO lame intro

Why is he in the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom when he teaches Transfiguration? Did they put that in so people had something else to shout "I REMEMBER THAT!" at because that set is more memorable than the Transfiguration classroom set?

>What the fuck were they thinking casting Johnny Depp as Grindelwald when they landed Colin Farrell?
They could always use Farrell again when Depp ODs in a year or two

SHUT UP NERD, MAYBE BACK THEN IT WAS THE TRANSFIGURATION ROOM STFU

>jude law as dumbledore
>jack sparrow as grindelwald
What is it with new HP movies and terrible casting, Ralph Fiennes was an awful Voldemort too.

THE GREATER GOOD.

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It's ever since Fear and Loathing.
Jack Sparrow is a literal incarnation of Hunter.

Jamie what's his face looked like a drug addict last time I saw him. Also, the two actors should have been reversed.

Crusty Jugglers and Where to Find Them

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Exact thoughts

>We want the late-20s Tim Burton fangirl audience

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"Deh!"
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Fuck lol, completely forgot about this. What were they thinking?

I don't know why people focus so much on that one scene when Voldemort makes autistic sounds all the times.
Watch his duel with Dumbledore in Order of the Phoenix, he goes "DEH!" like 5 times in a row and then tops it all off with a huge "NYYEEEEH!" that makes every glass around him explode.
I think Fiennes thought Voldy was supposed to be a legit autist or something.

Don't forget the scene where he awkwardly hugs Draco, that shit made me laugh in the theater.

Yeah, that one too. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking.

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All that boipussy gone to waste.

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It's the ''creepy uncle hug''

Retconned for aesthetics.

>The Count of Monte Christo

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How do I achieve this /aesthetic/ bros?

Work out, dress smart, go bald

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>why is the fire whiskey always gone

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>"deh!"
every time

Rand on the list
>in the trash it goes

>falling for this ancient /lit/ bait image
Newfag

who cares though if he was?
unsecure men/children)

I won't be addressed. Don't expect him banging young Minerva or sharing a heartfelt scene with Grindelwald.

He looks like a potato with hair.

how did they swing this, isnt depps career essentially over?

>a potato with hair
Isn't Colin Farrell technically the same thing?

Depp's hasn't ever really stopped being active or anything. If you're talking about the domestic abuse thing, he signed the contract long before that came out. Besides, from what I recall it ended up being much less serious than the vocal twitter community made it out to be so I think he'll survive this anyway

Someone post his ass

Dumbeldore is Jude Law for christ's sake. What's more likely, Jude Law is in gay homosexual love with saggy bloated corpse Johnny Depp or sleek dynamic in-his-prime Colin Farrell? Suspension of disbelief shattered

Jude Law = Young Pope
Jude Law = Young Dumbledore
Jude Law = Young Gandalf in the Amazon LOTR show?
What will this man do next??!?

Young Jude Law

Young Trump in the inevitable biopic.