>You know what Ornella, I would leave. I am in a happy relationship so I don't need to sleep with random people. Can't say the same for you.
You know what Ornella, I would leave. I am in a happy relationship so I don't need to sleep with random people...
Ryan Ward
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Matthew Cook
Lincoln Miller
>oh Jonah I'm not really sure if the Subway girl really considers you her boyfriend
Ian Gray
BACK TO THE LAB
Brandon Turner
You can't have a relationship with food.
Brandon Bailey
Just one more day, please.
Adam Gray
damn jonah now thats a good burn!
Daniel Baker
WE NEED MORE TIME
Ethan Parker
>Little Debbie isn't your GF Jonah
Blake Robinson
It just keeps happening.
Brody Rivera
Tyler Reed
FUCK THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
Nathaniel Brown
I thought you guys solved this last week.
Leo Bailey
>Heh joke's on you, Brad is my friend and he's here to back me up! Tell her off, Brad!
Jackson Cook
>It's pretty disrespectful to your boyfriend to say you would sleep with 2 other men on live television don't you think?
Tyler Reyes
>sounds like you wouldn't know anything about her considering you're the one fantasizing about getting trained
Dylan Rivera
WE NEED MORE TIME
Nathaniel Cruz
This is way better than you underaged spic memers
Colton Myers
>We're not in hollywood anymore, let's talk about how you got your job Mr. FeldSTEIN
Cameron Lopez
MORE
TIME
Brody Sanchez
>but hey who knows, if you really want it maybe if you really try your best to be yourself and follow your dreams you'll get a train ran on you after all :)
Samuel Harris
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alexander Roberts
How do you all come up with savagery like this so quickly?
You're not all secretly on Ornella's side right?
Elijah Mitchell
Lucas Hall
I said it before and I'll say it again, a fat man can't one-up an attractive woman. He loses by default, every time.
Kevin Sullivan
I don't get it. Did I miss something while I was out of country? What did Jonah do?
Jacob King
:3
James Scott
>implying Brad and Jonah wouldn't fuck each other while she watches
Evan Murphy
What does one-upping someone in a conversation have to do with physical attributes? Has to do with having a quicker wit, wise guy
Nathan Clark
You were out of the country for almost 2 years?
Ethan Mitchell
>a fucking frog
Matthew Sullivan
He just had an interview for a french program and this random lady was super rude to him and everyone obsesses over finding "the perfect come back" for literally no reason. Its just a meme, tis a silly thing
Wyatt Gonzalez
It's not
Brody Clark
>Telling people how to feel
What are you some liberal commie?
Gabriel Martin
>its already been 9 years and we still can't save him
Cooper Long
>Oh, no, not on television. Unlike you, I've never been sodomized on camera. We've been over this.
Benjamin Howard
It doesn't matter how clever he is. He could've had the best retort in human history but it wouldn't have mattered because he's a fat slob and she's a beautiful woman. His social value is so low compared to her that there's no way to overcome this situation.
Elijah Moore
If the man-face transsexual had said the same joke, how could he have gotten out of it?
David White
He can't, you aren't allowed to insult trannies.
Cooper Cooper
hahha lol your fat jonah gottem
Asher Cox
all this time, all the preparation, wasted.
Parker Wood
yep, that was the joke user. thanks for telling everyone
Dylan Hill
Oh please, get a life you loser rather than trying to belittle other people and spread whack ass philosophy like this. Women like Men that find their own happiness and create social value.
Evan Reyes
You made me think of this, hope you get a kick out of it's pretty funny
"Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart
Study how to eat to die, by the pizza guy
No he's not too fly to skeet in a skeezer's eye
And squeeze her thigh, maybe give her curves a feel
The same way she feel it when he flow with nerves of steel
They call the super when they need their back... uhh... plumbing fixed
How there only one left? The pack comes in six!"
Ryder Green
Hehehe I-I'm here to t-t-talk about *snort* WAR DOGS, not *snigger* WHORE FROGS!
Easton Perez
Julian Thomas
EXTRA MINUTES ON THE CLOCK
Kayden Nguyen
It's just really easy to destroy Jonah because he's pretty much one of us, and we hate ourselves.
Liam Moore
Incredulous: (of a person or their manner) unwilling or unable to believe something.
What are you having trouble believing in? It's just some funny goofy song lyrics lmao, not something to believe in.
Nathan Cox
>Jonah Feldstein
>born to an extremely affluent Jewish family
>attended private schools
>used family (((connections))) to force his way into Hollywood
>has never had to work or face adversity once in his life
>gets made fun of once on television
>everyone on the board swoops to his rescue
Hudson Perez
holy shit thats even rougher
Joseph Watson
Heyyy that's a very interesting perspective my friend
Brandon Wilson
What's your point?
James Gomez
lol
Easton Clark
you have to go back
Daniel Butler
Wew
Jayden James
hi jonah
Nathaniel Cox
Jonah was the real asshole.
Benjamin Brooks
Luis Jenkins
>someone posting the stupid fucking photoshop I made years ago now of all times
Hahahahahhaha you have no idea how happy you've made me lmao
Ryder Rodriguez
more time please
Nicholas Collins
>Oh, you're a prankster. A comedian. I get it. I get comedy. Well, "quid pro quo," as the saying goes, "this for that." You know why the French flag is red, white and blue? They ran out of white. No? Not feeling it? That's okay, I'll see if this one's better. How many French people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick question - they're all fleeing from the Germans.
Jace Diaz
WE JUST NEED MORE TIME
Connor Wilson
Jonathan Garcia
>hell yeah I would leave
Chase Sanders
Like you flee from your personal trainer?
Xavier Cox
Honestly looking back it's such a mean picture especially after all this hateful meme shit. Jonah's probably a nice guy, doesn't deserve that type of shit
Daniel Reyes
>we both know you would be leaving with me girl ;)
Jonathan Jackson
Why did he change his name?
Joseph Diaz
Isaac Williams
3 jews, (((someone))) has this saved on their computer
Aiden Lopez
>mrw you waste time needlessly insulting
Chase Ross
i wish she'd humiliate me
Ian Gomez
DAMMIT MORE TIME
Eli Watson
Oof lads this one is HOT
Aiden Miller
>I don't think you know anything at all about screwing, light bulbs or otherwise, mon ami
Brayden Scott
M O R E
T I M E
Camden White
S A V A G E
Brody Perry
Parker Perry
you have to go back
Grayson Green
Just 3 more years, please.
David Long
yeah i hear reddit is really virulently anti semitic
you can say whatever you want about jews over there
Ryan Nguyen
My name is Jonah Hill and i am here to say
that fatshaming in 2018
is not okay
we're all just people at the end of the day
and you shouldn't make fun
because of much I weigh!
Angel Smith
jesus christ we finally did it, we finally found the perfect comeback
Juan Wilson
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Owen Green
She never said anything about his weight, though.
It would make Jonah seem insecure about his fatness
Jeremiah Fisher
Can someone explain these threads to me
Aaron Morgan
how does that matter? he'll still win over the crowd and BTFO ornella
Angel Jenkins
She can just claim that she wasn't fatshaming him
Jackson White
Like a lot of memes on this board it started out funny but then faggots took it too far and started making daily threads about it and now there is no more good material
Gavin Collins
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Robert Bailey
Jonah Hill got humiliated by a French weatherwoman on live frog TV. The people of Sup Forums, relating to a fat jewish slob being talked down to by Stacy, have been trying to formulate the perfect comeback to her insult ever since.
Isaiah Nguyen
Yeah.... I'm thinkin' hes back.
Sebastian Barnes
Henry Sullivan
Ornella Ornella why do you lie!
I will bake you into a
Pumpkin spice pie (yeah girl!)
Ornella ornella aren't you sweet!
To eat your ass would be a great treat! (yeah that's wassup dawg)
Yeah my name is Jonah but I ain't declined,
yeah I am a Hill and ya bet that I'm fly,
I'm the king out here and you're just an ear,
I shoot ya like Bambee, yeah you're a deer! (just a deer sweetie)
Wait I'm almost finished,
But I can't quite done,
Until I you got an bunss hun!
Kevin Flores
Jonah Hill surrounds himself with chads and gets called a manlet by women in the street:
youtube.com
That fool can't catch a break
Tyler Perez
Well I could easily set that up for you Omelia, but what am I, your pimp?
Andrew Mitchell
Aiden Wood
More like blimp
Carter Price
wow no racism please