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CHOOSE LIFE Sup Forums

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THIS LASSIE GOT GLASSIED AND NO CUNT LEAVES HERE TILL WE FIND WHAT CUNT DID IT

IT'S SHITE BEING A SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

Someone shop Riley with a katana chasing him

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Lager?

>i was the cunt that tried t' get him o'f it.

should
>STOP LURKING Sup Forums ALL DAY AND UNTIL AFTER MIDNIGHT

WE'RE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW. THE SCUM OF THE FUCKING EARTH.

I made my choice a long time ago. It's too late for me.

gies yer laptop

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You chose not to choose life. You chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Sup Forums.

>indeed what could one do?
>stand back and watch
>try not to get involved

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>yanks

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what's some other Scotkino?

Still Game. the older ones were funny.

SO I SQUARES UP CASUAL LIKE

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NOO WAE WUD I POISON MY BOADY WI' THAT SHITE

CHOSE NEET LIFE

INNA WUDD
PLEAZHUH
MAH PLEAZHUH IN OTHA PEOPLE'S LEIZHUH

filth

choose wa'ah

Shallow Grave

I CHOSE NOT TO CHOOSE A KILOGRAM O' FAETHORS
AND THE REASON?
THERE ARE NO REASONS
WHO NEEDS REASONS WHEN YOU'VE GOT A PINT O' MILK

CHOOSE SITTING UP ALL NIGHT MIND NUMBINGLY BROWSING IMAGE BOARDS, STUFFING JUNK FOOD INTO YOUR MOUTH. CHOOSE ROTTING AWAY ALL DAY, PISSING AWAY YOUR YOUTH, NOTHING MORE THAN AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE SELFISH FUCKED UP BRATS WHO RAISED YOU.

you're good at this

Is Scotland real or just a meme?

FOKS SAKE MATE

it exists. a lot of chavs and junkies. and alcoholics. that's mainly Glasgow though. Edinburgh is alright. Scotland has a certain charm to it.

Poor Vorenus died of feline AIDS

this is now a Limmy thread

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Sweet Sixteen

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it's real.it's one of those countries trump called a shithole.

Scotland's islands are some of the most beautiful and mystical places in the world.
I'm not a spiritual person whatsoever but when I was walking alone on the Isle of Mull on a misty morning I swear I could feel my ancestors around me.

Wheres all the niggers?

>Scotland's islands are some of the most beautiful and mystical places in the world.
Yes but its people are the exact opposite.

Not as many black people as the UK but plenty of muslims.

stop being so fat and unhealthy Scotland. you're better that this.

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What Lynch movie is this?

Wheres all the muslims?

Nice fokken get, ya cont

True story, I'm actually one of the bystanders in this scene. I'd just done some shopping in Boots, came out the store, and they were driving a quad bike down Princes St with a camera strapped to the back of it, screaming like fuck for people to get out of the way, while Mcgregor and Bremner chased after it. Everyone was just staring in bewildered confusion. It wasn't until a year later when I saw the trailer that I even knew what it was. I'm probably guessing they didn't even have a permit to shoot. The absolute madmen.

lucky. got to be in a kino.

post face and feet

I was 15 then, I've aged like milk.

Only tae get my fewt in the door

Post yogurt feet

>when I was walking alone on the Isle of Mull on a misty morning I swear I could feel my ancestors around me.

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Still my favourite movie of all time desu.

One of the great opening in the history of cinema!!!!

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You getting in or not user?

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>the origin of the amerimutt meme comes from a finnish coalburner
rly maeks u thnk....

Aye, n fan yi come fae far am fae.... yi cannae get ony mare fucking fuct. ken fit like?

my parents are scottish but i still don't know what you typed lmao.

Is the sequel any good?

It's alright.

i liked it a lot. some good throwbacks. youtube.com/watch?v=eKCkxzJFP5M

It's enjoyable
4/5

>And by the time that it was over
>There were no more Catholics left

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polish

choose to go the wrong way down a one way street

If you're not from, Aberdeenshire then you probably won't.

Thread full of fannies.

Crap.

Likable bits but ultimately crap.

yeah i am english, but my parents are from glasgow. usually i can understand scottish slang.

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The sequel hits hard if you are of that age where you used to choose life, but now wonder where all your friends are and why your life has become a monotone acceptance of failure

In no particular order:

>The Wicker Man
>Local Hero
>Orphans
>Ratcatcher
>Shallow Grave
>Comfort and Joy
>The Legend of Barney Thompson
>Dog Soldiers
>Just Another Saturday
>Limmy's Show
>Still Game (first 3 seasons especially)

The dialect is known as, Doric. Ask your folks about it.

amerimutts are more attractive on average than this

junkies unironically probably have a better lives than me.

I have aspergers and spend all day every day on Sup Forums by addiction

Right, point still stands.

I see this street every day, it's only slightly cherry picked, slightly.

No such thing as a Scot, just an Englishman in a dress

It's like a country full of Walmart people

Rebus

burke and hare is decent.

at least junkies are more social, lmao. screen addiction is a real problem for a lot of people (including me). We all gotta choose life my man.

I do both. its not better. you probably at least have a nice tv and computer.

>he doesn't browse Sup Forums whilst drunk and on opioids

What a fag!

Thats nothing but a bunch of lowland city cunts. True Highlanders are the Gods of Scotland

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The lad asked for kino, not just watchable.

Of course they are. Gotta know people to get drugs, do drugs in a social setting, girls are high and want to bone, etc...

ah the passed out frothing at the mouth cocktail, my favorite.

cheap imitation of trainspotting with added "shock value" in an attempt to make it seem original.

They are niggers on the inside.

well i'd best chuck on dog soldiers then... don't i have egg on my face.

my point is I have no choice. I'm not constitutionally adept for the outside world.

If I could be anything I wanted to be it would not be this. but I have no option.

you could develop other hobbies. staying here all day is gonna make your brain rot. i don't know how bad your aspergers is though.

I even like the sequel. I feel like I grew with them.

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the choose life but was good in the sequel

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i make music and occasionally play video games

but this is the only place I can connect with anyone. people don't see my ugly face, my facial tics, my complete lack of social awareness. just the content of my words and feelings

No way in fuck as good as the original but I enjoyed it.

Also fuck Sony for not giving it a wide release.

>caring about sex on heroin

I'm a virgin and don't do heroin. My point is that people who do drugs get around more because of it.

not really, we're isolationists who are crafty and mostly associate with fellow drug users and that relationship isn't even a friendly one but one of mutual interest

Well my evidence is anecdotal anyways. I just know that most, if not all, the people I knew who did drugs regularly were promiscuous and had lots of acquaintances.

Is that crack sprinkled around the tree?