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Autistic Screeching edition

lol calm down subedition

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Daily reminder that Gul Dukat did nothing wrong besides occasionally having to calm down

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he wanted Kira's pussy so bad

post characters who need to calm down, lol

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Sad Molly says calm down

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What was his fucking problem?

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Why didn't Data ever have a longterm relationship?

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lol

Indiscretion is a good episode.

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this fucker right here

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Does he ever shut up?

Brent Spiner is the most attractive person to ever appear in Star Trek.

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boredom

*blocks your path*

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His friend Gates is more attractive

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Brent Spiner looks like the guy inside him wants to escape through his face now.

QOTD: Was the lol calm down spam funny or autistic

S-sir I really need to use that terminal...

>not ensign cutie
>not worfs love interest

*blocks your path*

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Am I in your way, Ensign?

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yep

That's too bad ensign what are you gonna do about it?

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I respect your opinion even if it's wrong

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She makes my boner need to calm down, lol.

>not QOTT
(laughs) relax yourself

>"What's the password, ensign?"
>"T-thicc and joosy, Riker caboosy.."

Mods please don't ban me again, I'm not the man you're looking for. I was just singing the song

I'm really disliking Jadzia my 3rd/4th time around through DS9. What an insufferable, selfish degenerate.

Neither.

ding dong!

lol calm down

Dacryphilia is my thing

That's right, Ensign. Now, if you'll excuse me, your girlfriend and I have some business in my room, if you know what I mean.

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I'm literally in love with that woman. Her in that particular age though.

the career is dead!

>his problem?

He was given a choice: mentor Trelane into adulthood, or stay exiled from the continuum. And he REALLY, REALLY DID NOT WANT to do it.

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hey I recognize that woman. she was popular in the 90's wasnt she?

Looking good.

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nice one, samefriend

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I was hoping for that reply so you're not gonna take that win from me

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>BBBBbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPpppppp

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haha you just keep losing faggot

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It's you I hate the most.

Based Borgposters

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For me its the Defiant. Small, but resolute and with a wicked sense of humour.

I love this guy so much. Based Koloth as well. I like when he started marching around speaking German, cute af!!

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Jadziafag here, calm down lol

For me it's the Romulan Warbird

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>(you)
(you)

>he's Q's bastard son in one of the novels
I don't blame the guy for not wanting him, Trelane was a fun dick

calm down lol

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I had a the toy with sound effects of that ship when I was a kid. Loved the shit out of it.
It was the only thing that brought me happiness

blue bord BLOE BOARD

I always wondered what happened with him and his crew. Did he get to keep his command after being acclimated to the 24th century? I guess the throwaway line from Generations will have to do.

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for me, it's the HMS Bounty

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they replaced him with the guy in the back, who had the dignity to shave his head, so the crew doesnt have to stare at his top fluff all the time

>my opinion about a shit tng episode ruined /trek/ forever
I can live knowing that I have this power over (you)

>watch ST movie as a kid with my grandparents
>right at the start the transporter fails and a horrible accident happens
still haunts me to this day

i don't understand what you are referring to

There's a old rumor that Kelsey's voice can be heard during the Sector 001 Battle in First Contact. Most likely bullshit, but like another tough little ship, the Millennium Falcon was in that battle, and that's canon.

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>implying it was a shit episode
>implying lol calm down posters didnt make me laugh all the way through the other thread
>implying they didnt improve the thread baiting (you) to get more and more butthurt
>implying

there's a reason why he didn't reply to anyone blowing him out and just kept replying to the memers like a rabid dog

What did they call this hairstyle in the 24th century?

you dont understand posting

he should paint his hair green and glue some miniature houses in front of it

She really doesn't have much of an ass. She still manages to look good bent over somehow.

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"The Final Frontier"

For me it's pic related. That's right. You'll never see them coming. Ferengi Marauder baby. And once you do see them? Come on, forget it. Get outta here, you're done. Already boarded.
fcA! FCA! remove hoomons

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Why the fuck did they let the telepath play?
>I'm totally not gonna use my birth given natural ability that's like smelling and tasting to me when trying to read your poker faces

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Star Trek's gay

Nice job you small lobed faggot, you forgot the fucking image.

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I just watched that TNG episode where Worf goes through alternate realities, including one where there's clearly Cardassian crew members
and then we learn that Bajorans took over the entire Cardassian Empire and are a massive threat to the Federation

In what universe would that backwards planet of malnourished peasants conquer anything?
Really took me out of the episode desu

Based proto-Q. Too Q for the Q.

I don't wanna!

Also: holy manface batman

Additionally, Gordi's VISOR can see through the cards, and Data can count cards like a motherfucker.

She may be an empath, but she's still a dim bulb who can easily be bluffed

>desu
What is this? I didn't type desu I typed desu

Seriously, why do you guys watch this shit?

One of the mirror ones.

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Data is unreadable, Worf id imagine is sort of similar. Riker could probably get in her head and confuse her. I bet she use to rinse Geordi

No, it's ~cloaked~ you idiot. Get this clothed female the fuck outta here before I get Dukat to toss her in an airlock. You have been tempted by unwholesome Bajoran ideals!

worst fucking poker table in the galaxy confirmed. no wonder Picard avoided being part of it until the very end

Stop impersonating me please

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Hello newfriend.

Fullerton did nothing wrong

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Riker was undefeated. He probably enjoyed the challenge

I had that one and the Klingon Vor'cha

Yep, no fonder memories than having those awesome large scale electronic miniatures

If Bajor could have hypothetically became a major power (it couldn't have), that episode just goes to show that Dukat really, truly, did nothing wrong.
The Bajorans turned on the Federation the second they gained real strength.

Man in hindsight I wish I had the Vor'cha instead. I still like the warbird but the Vor'cha has become my favorite ship.

And yeah for a kid those things were huge. Just like they should be.

nah

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Why do they call the Sword of Kahless a sword when it's clearly a bat'leth?

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He was wrong in trying to do that shit on Risa. On Earth or some other shit, people would've at least listened. On Risa, they simply don't give a fuck.