And you male shitlords thought my movie would fail

And you male shitlords thought my movie would fail.

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no i believe in you Alicia. you can do it.

la creatura

Why can't I post on Sup Forums?

it will fail
1. previous two TR movies failed (critically panned and not so profitable, barelly breaking even)
2. action adventure movies fail, they always end up within 200-300M boxoffice, sometimes crossing 400 in single cases.
3. female mummy reboot failed (which is sad for me, really liked it)
4. game movies fail - so far record belongs to warcraft 430M

I'm don't like the implication The Mummy failed because it was female led when it starred Tom Cruise and was shit.

oddly enough SJW moms were not defending princess Ahmanet...

wot

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lol

it came out? what in the shitty marketing?

Go home, Assbender

It's a low budget film made by and starring literally who's. Don't know why you find this surprising.

*breathes in*

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OH NO NO NONONO

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KEK

>DINDU: IMPLIES THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE FALSELY PROTEST THEIR INNOCENCE WHEN ACCUSED OF THIEVERY, PARTICULARLY OF BICYCLES

>sex sells
>lets cast a fridge in a sexy character's role
>"WTF why is no one watching this?!!!!"

Well, I have an erection now.

That's... worrying.

Just watched it in 3d for Alicia. It was fun, 7/10. Good movie adaption of a game, which is hard to see.

How many chicken tendies do they pay you to post on a Siamese fishing forum?

>tfw no life size Lara Croft statue to hot glue

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nothing.