You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood

>You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.

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>doubt you'd be playing with it for long, given your poor fitness

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(turns to translator) What's French for go fuck yourself?

>I like to dissect subs, did you know I'm utterly obese?

The best comeback would've been to just roll your eyes, let out a sarcastic "riiiiiiight," and changing the topic.

this

probably the first time in years that blood will rush to your loins

bad comeback

better

>I have to return some calories

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>That's mean.

TIIIIIIIMMMMEEEE

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>I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me.

>When I see a pretty weather girl mocking me on television, I think 2 things...

MORE TIME

>I don't know if they'd be into you. They were part of that whole Yale thing

>Madame... that's cool and all but I'm afraid... I just need more time, d'accord?

>YEA I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH
>NAE NAE YAE BLORADAPOMA YOU FUCKIN COCKSUCKIN BITCH

>If you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you

What Yale thing?

Kill yourself

Well for one that they were closet homosexuals who do a lot of cocaine.
That yale thing.

kill yourself

i'm quoting the detective retards

kys yourself

To this day I wonder how Jonah Hill got away with calling her a cum dumpster slut on camera AND keeping his career unharmed. Based

Too much
>fuck u u dumb bitch
>*get up and leave*

>kill yourself yourself

>if you don't shut your fucking mouth, the food will kill you

noice

>Not before Brad and Leo stab me with their dicks

>If that's what it takes for you to play with a woman, by all means, Jonah.

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>perhaps it will clear the blockages in ur cholesterol filled arteries

>thats stupid, you're stupid

checkmate faggots

Nice.

That's very good Ornella, did a man write that joke for you? Haha I'm just messing with you, i love French people!

>Jonah's strategy of a continuous assault until she runs out of steam was a rousing success
It's over for real now.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS THE ONE REEEE

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This is worst meme ever. I fucking hate this board

Wrong.

>>>/reddit/

This sounds so familiar

Wait, you fantasize about me? Wish I could say the same but I don't even remember your name.

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