>You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood.
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood
>doubt you'd be playing with it for long, given your poor fitness
(turns to translator) What's French for go fuck yourself?
>I like to dissect subs, did you know I'm utterly obese?
The best comeback would've been to just roll your eyes, let out a sarcastic "riiiiiiight," and changing the topic.
this
probably the first time in years that blood will rush to your loins
bad comeback
better
>I have to return some calories
>That's mean.
TIIIIIIIMMMMEEEE
>I just, uh... you're not terribly important to me.
>When I see a pretty weather girl mocking me on television, I think 2 things...
MORE TIME
>I don't know if they'd be into you. They were part of that whole Yale thing
>Madame... that's cool and all but I'm afraid... I just need more time, d'accord?
>YEA I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH
>NAE NAE YAE BLORADAPOMA YOU FUCKIN COCKSUCKIN BITCH
>If you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you
What Yale thing?
Kill yourself
Well for one that they were closet homosexuals who do a lot of cocaine.
That yale thing.
kill yourself
i'm quoting the detective retards
kys yourself
To this day I wonder how Jonah Hill got away with calling her a cum dumpster slut on camera AND keeping his career unharmed. Based
Too much
>fuck u u dumb bitch
>*get up and leave*
>kill yourself yourself
>if you don't shut your fucking mouth, the food will kill you
noice
>Not before Brad and Leo stab me with their dicks
>If that's what it takes for you to play with a woman, by all means, Jonah.
>perhaps it will clear the blockages in ur cholesterol filled arteries
>thats stupid, you're stupid
checkmate faggots
Nice.
That's very good Ornella, did a man write that joke for you? Haha I'm just messing with you, i love French people!
>Jonah's strategy of a continuous assault until she runs out of steam was a rousing success
It's over for real now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS THE ONE REEEE
This is worst meme ever. I fucking hate this board
Wrong.
>>>/reddit/
This sounds so familiar
Wait, you fantasize about me? Wish I could say the same but I don't even remember your name.