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Ayden Kelly
Okay it’s over Marvel you win, I’m not even falseflagging or being ironic here. DC has was better heroes, villains and stories than Marvel but we will never see them come to life in a decent movie in our lifetime so I give up.
Isaiah Murphy
Oh No NO NONONONO HAHAHAHAHAH
Aiden Collins
More like new kangz
Henry Flores
>when you shitty movie manages to fail both commercially and critically in 2018 despite having nearly entire cast be niggers, but its ok because you're a nigress and nobody cares about merit anyway
Adam Morgan
>We’ve got our new token nigger director!
Gabriel Carter
Why does she keep getting jobs? Isn't she just a twitter person? Why why why FUCK
Brody Ward
It will be stand alone, not connected to the rest of the movies, so who cares.
Nathaniel Howard
So dc dies and this back cunts career too?
Logan Robinson
In life his creations were taken from him
In death his creations are raped before a clapping audience
Jaxon Rivera
wew lad, although I agree comic-wise and maybe the cartoons are usually better than marvel, in the movies only batman was worthy.
Oliver Young
People fail up in Hollywood
All those people working on the Star Wars writing room and producing it are personal assistants of Kathleen Kennedy
Brett Ratner created his Ratpac financing company with Jamie Packer because he was friends with Mariah Carrey who introduced the two
Producer and studio chief Jon Peters started out as Barbara Streisands hairdresser
If she keeps failing then the returns will catch up with her, but until then she currently has some catchet that opens doors
Ryder Hill
As if DC didn't have enough troubles already
Ryder Ward
>Critics and plebs 100% back Marvel and give each and every movie upon release a 10/10 rating yet DC fails to meet the mark after some questionable sabotage and fuckery
It's obvious SOMETHING is going on with Marvel against DC. I guess they don't want competition since DC are currently doing better than them in the comics division but we need a brave critic to step forward and blow the lid on all of this. We pretty much need a critic's gate for Capeshit.
At least Rebirth is better than anything current Marvel are putting out.
Sebastian Gomez
Shes done. Soylo will finish her.
Eli Lee
I'm starting to believe that somebody in the top brass of DC just wants to see the company burn
Gabriel Rogers
It's just a joke right? Right? They're seriously not going to make a New Gods movie.
>Big Barda will be skinny and short, she'll be hailed as a feminist icon
>Scott Free will be played by Michael Cera or something
>Oberon will be played by Peter Dinklage
>Orion will quip at parademons
>Parademons will quip at Orion
>the Justice League will be in it
>Superman will kill Darkseid
Hahaha. Sure is a great time to be a fan of Kirby.
Jason Richardson
Who will be black?
Benjamin Parker
You just described Zack Snyder as well. He is the biggest example of failing upwards in Hollywood. I was surprised he was given superman after three consecutive box-office flops.
I guess Nolan must have really been some miracle worker if he is making the big budget movies that he does in this shit studio system. I mean the hell people like George Miller had to go through to make Fury Road is hilarious but hacks like Duverney and Snyder keep getting work.
Isaac Fisher
Nah see what I posted here Marvel NEED something to look better by competition but let me ask you this. Has there ever been a successful film franchise since Iron Man came out? Stuff like X-Men nor Transformers count since they were pre-07/08 but I find it really odd how there hasn't really been anything to compete with Disney. Almost like they are bullying studios into making piss poor adaptations so they look better by comparison.
>Mfw DC just hired Bendis
I'm glad I'm not a fan of Superman
Connor Edwards
will it be about biracial women worshipping white men?
Nolan White
They already have Vykin the Black and Black Racer. I'm guessing neither will appear in the movie though.
The answer then is that Granny Goodness will be Tyler Perry.
Grayson Morgan
Probably 70% of them.
Darkseid will be white
Robert Bell
true, at least DC animated films are decent compared to Marvel ones that look like Brazilian knockoff shit
John Gray
how'd Snyder asskiss his way up?
Brayden Peterson
His wife is a producer.
Evan Barnes
Disney needs to buy DC now
Nolan Howard
Also Desaad.
Jeremiah Wood
Way to go, WB. The only movie I would have considered watching at this point from the DCEU is New Gods, but if you are going to pick feminist garbage confirmed to be box-office poison, you ain't going to get my money.
>At least Rebirth is better than anything current Marvel are putting out.
Boi, you don't even know what is going to happen next. BENDIS IS COMING.
>Big Barda will be a stronk womyn of color.
>Orion will be likely a nigger because he is a ginger.
>Virman Vundabar will dress up like a literal Nazi instead of a WW1 officer and rant about degenerancy, minorities and shit. He will be Hux-lite.
Aaron Williams
I honestly hope he stays away from New Super-Man.
Michael Parker
>WW1 officer
Virman wasn't a WW1 officer he was modelled after Prussians, but yeah they'll make him into a literal Nazi here.
Aaron Howard
>Snyder left
>Expect better things with DCEU
>This shit happens
Is the DCEU cursed at this point? They got lucky with wonder woman.
Carson Murphy
Producer wife and Good relationship with the Execs apparently. I heard he is a massive studio yes man and will bend over to almost all studio requests.
Adrian Cooper
But Superman is the series Bendis is going to be writing, haven't you been paying attention?
A-at least they've got Hawkman & Hawkgirl coming up now!
Daniel Green
Aquaman is doing pretty good apparently. Sandberg will shit out at the very least a decent Shazam.
Xavier Howard
Idiots, they're curing you so you won't watch capeshit anymore. WB don't care about capeshit movies, they just want to destroy the world genre, making you not wanting to watch Disney capeshit for association:
>Whedon and DuVernay? Those were Disney director first! I'm not gonna watch any movie from Disney capeshit because they'll be like their future WB capeshit
It's 4D chess you plebs.
Jaxon Ramirez
Steven Seagal as Sonny Sumo? 10/10 casting.
Matthew Anderson
But it doesn't work that way, people will just flock to Disney even more.
Nathan Cox
>t-t-t-there must be a conspiracy!
Lucas Reyes
>The Pigs have won tonight
vocaroo.com
Lucas Wood
4D chess works in misterious ways.
James Wright
>DCFU
>DC FEMINISM UNIVERSE
Jordan Collins
Occam's razor user. What makes more sense, an elaborate conspiracy by Disney, or WB just keep hiring idiots?
Josiah Miller
They just couldn't afford to sabotage Nolan because of how much money they'd spent against Green Lantern.
Kevin Phillips
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What a dumb cunt. She was originally offered black Panther but tuned it down.
Christopher Morales
Why is Selma bad?
Christian Taylor
Will there be diversity
Ryder Cox
Nolan's Capeshit was a bridge between early 00s Capeshit and the stuff we have now. It's not in the same league to what Marvel or DCEU is churning out.
Charles Anderson
TOooooooo be fair : it's never going to happen
Oliver Sanchez
GIVE BACK SNYDER DCFAGS
Nathaniel Morris
We are living in a different world now.
Aaron Parker
It's DCs righteous revenge.
Warner never helped them when DC tried to make profitable cartoon shows on Cartoon Network. CNs shitty scheduling and their insistence on tie-in toylines ensured every single show to barely get one season for a decade now while 11minute comedy cartoons don't have to adhere to the same rules and get more screentime.
Wyatt Mitchell
What BS. TDKT is far better than any other capeshit.
Evan Stewart
>New Gods would have been the perfect movie to bring Snyder in
>they kicked him a year ago
David Smith
that's a bad thing though, she sabotaged the wrong movie
maybe black panther would have been awful and wrinkle wouldn't have been so blackwashed
Xavier Foster
>At least Rebirth is better than anything current Marvel are putting out.
OH NONONONO
Owen Carter
>Nolan's Capeshit was a bridge between early 00s Capeshit and the stuff we have now.
that would be Iron Man
Nolans Battrilogy was a fluke that saved WB from the hundreds of other terrible Batman reboot ideas
Justin Long
Ryder Butler
You're making the mistake of assuming a successful franchise like Marvel is the default rather than the exception. When has a franchise EVER been successful? The closest I can think of are Fast & Furious (but that's critically panned), the Rocky movies (which are hit and miss), and the Alien movies (which had a horrible drop off in quality).
Studios aren't being covertly sabotaged by Marvel, if they were then Star Wars would be doing better than it is. Instead, they're watching a very tightly controlled franchise make a consistently popular product that entertains its base and critics every time - so they know that now it can be done. They try following that model and fall into the 95% casualty rate of movie franchises that has existed since forever.
Angel Reyes
To be honest i really liked the DCEU because of Snyder, and not the other way around.
Oh well, atleast we have the Monsterverse
Adrian Moore
I think there has to be a psychological barrier in studio executives' minds about greenlighting physically intensive movies like Fury Road (shot on location, real stunts & vehicles, etc) versus equally expensive movies that are 100% created by nerds in their CGI rendering caves less than half a mile away.
Owen Wood
Thanks for giving me another term to filter
Kayden Clark
nothing stays kino in this world
Thomas Diaz
but seriously who the fuck is this and why should i care
John Butler
You know that the argument
>h-he made us create a shitty movie
Is the worst kind of damage control? At least copy the other DCucks and pretend you love all the DCEU movies, although SS apparently gets a pass with the neckbeard crowd around here
Jeremiah Foster
Fuck off tumblr
Charles Morales
Seems like the most expensive 4D chess imaginable. Is it worth it to waste billions while Marvel gets better and better?
Justin Reed
>Jews have limited resources and attention and "some movies slip through"
Nice try goyim
Austin Edwards
How the fuck did they come to conclusion that yes, this is a way to defeat marvel.
Gavin Wright
From an exclusively capeshit wars perspective that worked out beautifully
David Gutierrez
note that despite huge critical acclaim, fury road wasn't exactly a huge success considering the budget.
Jaxson Sanchez
Not an argument, Reddit boy
Jaxon Gutierrez
Even the racist DCucks which is all of them will have no reason to defend that garbage cinematic universe any more.....And that's a good thing!
Parker Morris
Because she's a nigger
Grayson Phillips
Why couldn't they just let Snyder do his thing? MoS and BvS were both hugely profitable films despite the whining of soyboys. They had a dedicated fanbase and it was actually different than the MCU justifying its existence. Now it's literally MCU 2.0. Fucking garbage. Wonder Woman killed it and JL was the nail on the coffin.
Kevin Bell
You're not 100% wrong, but increasingly we see movies like Fury Road and 2049 make back about 2x budget which is seen as a flop because of how much blockbusters make by comparison
I'm just glad it exists now so I can own it and watch it whenever I want. I'm also secretly relieved it's not so big that anyone will want to reboot it in the near future
Joshua Flores
Hey faggot, every film Snyder made for WB was hugely profitable. He was succeeding.
Christopher Bennett
Didn't it massively underperform what they expected for a) the market, b) the cost, and c) the properties involved?
Andrew Reed
And that's why Wrinkle wasn't a black movie. Wrong message to put out after Black Panther.
Aiden Wright
>A bad movie was good because muh political agenda
You sound exactly like an SJW
Justin Butler
Their expectations were unreasonable as proved with JL. WB looked at Avengers and thinking they could mimic that success even though Avengers was more a one time thing. And properties involved? Only Batman is big in DC and that's when it's Nolan directing. Superman and Wonder Woman haven't been big cinema icons in decades. As for WW, it's actually never.
Aiden Watson
Fury Road barely made any profit at all bc women wouldn’t watch it (Pitch Perfect 2 did gangbusters, though)
Settle down, Virgin
Kayden Rivera
>Way to go, WB. The only movie I would have considered watching at this point from the DCEU is New Gods, but if you are going to pick feminist garbage confirmed to be box-office poison, you ain't going to get my money.
1 out of 4 isn't poison
>How the fuck did they come to conclusion that yes, this is a way to defeat marvel.
>New Gods ( the focus only on them) are something new
>smaller budget so even if it fails it make a profit
>Get a a acclaimed director for extra point
>Even if the movie fails they won't string her up like the WIT reviews.
Smart move.
Alexander Evans
>Even if the movie fails they won't string her up like the WIT reviews.
yeah, just like awit was a guarranted critical hit just because she's black
Sup Forumstards never learn
Aaron Taylor
I don't like Snyderverse but I think WB could have pulled off an Avengers style upset if they timed it better instead of transparently trying to catch up to where Marvel was. Snyder should have had his Superman trilogy, hopefully improving as he went, before a BvS movie, a Batman solo, a WW, maybe even some other solos, and THEN a mashup film. Instead the executives rushed to make a "oh no da heeros r fiting" movie that would hit screens around the same time as Civil War, and it showed how unprepared they were.
You know those similar-but-not-plagiarism kid's movies that pop up at the same time as big budget kids movie releases? Like "Gordy" for Babe or Antz for A Bug's Life? That's what WB was doing, but they wasted incredibly powerful properties on a sales tactic usually aimed at white trash moms at a movie store that can't tell the difference.
Nicholas Ortiz
Stop seething, you're embarrassing yourself
Luis Russell
>Let his vision be compromised and butchered by studios
>Didn’t fight for it or dropped from the project like Edgar Wright did when Marvel was breathing down his neck
>Took the paycheck, got ass fucked and asked for seconds
>When WB saw that the DCEU wasn’t working out the threw him out like a scapegoat
Honestly, Snyder had it coming.
Xavier Parker
>Snyder should have had his Superman trilogy, hopefully improving as he went, before a BvS movie, a Batman solo, a WW, maybe even some other solos, and THEN a mashup film
B-but le seven samurai didn't need their own movies before a team-up either!
Noah Watson
Dawn of the dead and 300 made a lot of money though.
Adam Robinson
Armond White
Carter Rivera
That was a well made movie aimed at being remembered. These are hack flicks intended to maximize profits. If WB wanted their own little MCU they should have stretched it out more
Thomas Gonzalez
> Even if the movie fails they won't string her up like the WIT reviews.
It’s this^
There’s obviously no glass ceiling, but there’s a “glass floor” for women and poc directors where nobody in tomatoland will really relish trashing them even when the movie’s bad
WB is so scared of terrible reviews that they’re hedging their bets with the glass floor. Sad
Andrew Miller
>meanwhile, in bizarro world
Luis Nelson
DCEU was dead the moment they tried to build it out of Man of Steel.
It was clear from the beginning that snyder wanted to do for superman what nolan did for batman. Nolan was producer on MoS for that very reason. Then they shoved DCEU shit in there and that's when it all fell apart.
Hunter Lewis
She is such a fucking terrible director holy christ why is this acceptable
Adam Flores
Classic Virgin response
Have a lonely weekend, kiddo
Jaxon Powell
>yeah, just like awit was a guarranted critical hit just because she's black
>Sup Forumstards never learn
How much money BP is making now?
Easton Ross
>blinks back tears of rage
How're those tinder matches coming, sweetie
Cooper Russell
Over a billion
Leo Lopez
They are all going to be black aren't they? This is going to be DC's forced attempt at Black Panther, despite it not even being remotely similar (obviously the closest thing would be Batman, but Batman can't be black because even they aren't stupid enough to alienate Batman fans like that)