>They can't find the body of D.B. Cooper
>Big Foot skeptics expect to find the body of a big foot just randomly
hurf, durf
Any good documentaries on Big Foot?
>in b4 "b-but Sasquatch can't into REAL!"
Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.
Americans are dumb
If it exists there must be porn of it. There is no bigfoot porn. Hence, bigfoot doesn't exist.
>think well that just can't be true
>look it up
i am now spending the day watching bigfoot porn
it's probably just some hairy dude
I used to think this too, but how many feral men can exist in North America at the same time?
enough for there to be a one real sighting in a 100 fake ones
simpsons did it
>no bodies
>no hair, scat or other physical proof
>footprints were a prank
>only footage is of a man in a suit
>all of the people who believe in it are paranoid hillbillies
Truly the brainlet’s paranormal obsession.
what is the intelligentsia's paranormal obsession then
>THEY'RE DRONES FROM OUTER SPACE MAN, THE GREYS PUT THEM HERE TO DELIVER INFORMATION!
>LOOK AT THIS THING, IT'S HEAVY! IT'S FUCKING HEAVY MAN! IT'S FUCKING REAL MAN! THEY'RE ALIENS, GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD!
This guys videos are top notch, watch the videos where he shows off the frozen bigfoot parts his father shot back then.
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Not your typical Bigfoot movie.
It's a documentary about two dudes looking for Bigfoot in Ohio. Unironically great.
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wtf is wrong with this guy
reminds me of the bibleOS creator
Rods obviously
big black rods? cuckoldry is truly the thinking man's fetish
The Ancient Mysteries episode on Bigfoot is kino. I love this kind of documentary, absolutely comfy.
This has to be the best documentary on Bigfeet I have ever seen.
Oh it's this thread again.
Wait for Primal Rage on VOD. Not a documentary but it did sasquatch really well. Acting/dialogue is poor though.
what about chupacabra?
D.B. Cooper didn't die and didn't jump out of the plane where they thought he did. He got away.
As for Bigfoot, the modern sightings are all mass delusion, misidentification, or outright lies from attention seekers. The original Native American myths surrounding Saaquatch/etc that inspire the Bigfoot legend are a passed on cultural memory from hundreds if not thousands of years ago of them being in contact with extant pockets of surviving pre-human relative species (like Neanderthals but not since those were only in Europe). I truly believe this is the simplest and most logical explanation of the phenomena based on the nature of the originating lore of such beings, as disappointing as that may seem. I've been fascinated with the subject my whole life, but Anthropologically speaking, this makes the most sense.
not a docu but goodbadflicks did a review of a bigfoot movie recently, sounded interesting
What if.. I know this might blow your mind.. but what if.. DB Cooper didnt die? What if he escaped the forest and lived his life until he died of old age and that's why there was no body?
He didn't land in the forest. He tricked the people on the plane and faked jumping out over Oregon, but actually waited an hour or two and jumped out over Nevada near Reno instead and then escaped. This is the current theory the investigators have.
flat earth, the space hoax, predestination/illusion of free will, golf rumors