Lol so true

lol so true

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I mean its not wrong

soy

"No!"

ok

reddit weather

there it is

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"no"

How many pizzas are we talking? Realistically you're gonna finish eating your entire favourite pizza within 1 movie.

Because, why?

LOL! Give us the template silly :))))

More like dullest day

>pizza in the afternoon

>pizza for breakfast

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You jumped the gun fellow "No!" appreciation poster.

This and dullest franchise posting are the only reason I come in these threads.

Fuck this gay thread. There is literally nothing funny that can come of it

WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAGEL YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA ANYTIME

A perfect day for a masochist, as that's the only person who would ever watch the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series - she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly does anyone even read this middle part the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Absolutely nothing wrong with this.
The trick is to reheat it in a pan on the stove.

I actually unironically agree with everything in this image except for Harry Potter

t. reddit

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Is this abode more up to your standards?

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Not an argument

What is Sup Forums's weather?

replace pizza with a Chinese takeaway and Harry Potter with the movies of Ridley Scott


Do americans even have Chinese takeaway?

PENIS IN THE MORNING
PENIS IN THE EVENING
PENIS AT SUPPERTIME
WHEN PENIS IS ON A BAGEL YOU CAN EAT PENIS ANYTIME

Toxic smog and sleet

The chinese takeaway our jerbs all the time

Replace Harry Potter with something that's not gay.

classic ytp poster

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this

"No!"

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only like the first two and both eating pizza and lounging around on a bed make me feel ill

be pretty choice with some bangers and mash though

>kelly cartoons is now considered soyboy material

fuck right off.

>Do americans even have Chinese takeaway?

we literally invented it you dumb cunt

based kelly
kelly is so based
his name is kelly
how many layers, lads

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Raining cum

Goddamn this is a kino photo

What the fuck hs happened to Sup Forums? Kelly has always been highly regarded here.

Loveless you god-tier, you pleb.

>loveless

now this is some great bait.

an epic day totally!

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this one poster fucked up, move along

Nuclear winter

>Takeaway
It's called carryout you faggot. Unless you mean delivery.

>Year's of mocking and laughing at his weak strawmans = liking him

Truly you rebbitors are so easy to spot.

the music is wrong

unironically summers day with the blinds closed

get your levels checked my underage friend

you're both faggots it's called take-out

>t. Has never been on a Sup Forums Kelly thread

And before you reply with
>Sup Forums IS Reddit
I've literally never seen Kelly talked about anywhere but there, so I dont know where else these years of mocking him happened.

Only on the faggoty coasts.

>soy potter thread
>Sup Forums drone is in it
Of course

Are you an idiot? Is it really so hard for you to understand that someone can make a troll image by combining 'pleb' things with things that you like to confuse you? Are you REALLY this retarded?

>Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
>Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
>Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag
>Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
>It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans

"Deh!"

replace harry potter with /r9k/ shotgun dude

>Harry Potter

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perfect summers day, spent in the basement

based

sandstorm

This is the true perfect day

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Not
>massive thunderstorm
>comfortable living room as opposed to a bed (what the hell do you do with a bed other than sleep and fuck?)
>an actually good movie or movies, in addition to video games or other fun pastimes
>actual Italian pizza, not Pizza Hut or whatever fast food brand that garbage is

>actual Italian pizza
what a faggot

I have higher T than you

I think he just means a non-chain pizza parlor type pie not something like a tomato pie

i guarantee that's not true simply based on your externally installed musical preference

10/10

yo faggot
why is sersh there