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>another broken white boy to fix
The next Iron Man
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Michael Smith
I actually declined an invitation to see this movie because of lines like that.
Anthony Brooks
If Bendis doesn’t make her a villain before he leaves, I’m gonna pee on the two issues I bought and post it on youtube
Jayden Cox
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Anonymous 03/15/18(Thu)02:51:53 No.95949168
How to delete?
Jackson Kelly
Bucky was the first white boy but he's still missing an arm. How was he fixed?
Parker Nelson
You ok, Disney damage control shill?
Samuel Price
I just noticed how much that face paint accentuates her monkey-like features. Really looks like a planet of the apes character from the face alone
Jackson Martinez
>wh*te “”man”” loses an arm
I see no issue
Hunter Edwards
How to delete?
Isaiah Baker
Shuri fixed it as she is the smartest person in the Marvel universe.
Logan Carter
Why would he do that? To Bendis that's like his daughter. Fuck, he can barely give her character flaws.
I hope once he leaves they have Doom Iron Man fuck her up and take the place.
Jayden Ward
Tyler Rogers
Why else would he ask for the other iron man running around at the same time to be doom? The whole point is to make her switch to Doom’s apprentice. And let’s not forget that she took over Latveria by force
Ryder Turner
those are power bumps
Jonathan Richardson
>Black
>Literally has panther fists
How the hell did they get away with this lmao. This and the mud hut skyscrapers, it's like a parody. It'd be like sticking an australian character in your movie and he punches cunts with VB bottles and lives in a shitpost.
Nathan Wilson
Yes but she did it in her bullshit way, where taking it by force made the country totally better instantly and she gave the little Latverian kids schools that I bet in Bendis' headcanon they never had.
Brody Scott
that actually sounds a lot better than black panther
Leo Adams
Lucas Nelson
Remember back when Disney made it so Stark made Ultron because they said that it was hard for people to believe that Antman would also be good at robotics too?
Fun times.
Jack Morales
That's because MCU decided to skip the first Antman. Still dumb though.
James Campbell
Thing is they could of pulled a Black Panther and used Age of Ultron to introduce Antman ready for his own movie (I think Antman came out only months later if I recall correctly as well?)