Americans eat “appetizers “ because they need to eat - while they wait to eat. What the fucccckkkkkkk

Americans eat “appetizers “ because they need to eat - while they wait to eat. What the fucccckkkkkkk

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curly fries are good, user

you know what i learned just last week?

americans cut up their ENTIRE PLATE of food if it needs cutting, for example fish. instead of just cutting a bite and eating it, they chop up the entire plate and mash it around like babies.

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>antipasto, primi, secondi..
>giving shit to americans about appetizers

this isnt true

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Stovetop kettles are still commonplace in America lol

Europeans eat "hors d'oeuvres" because they need to eat - while they wait to eat. What the fuccckkkkkk

WTF

That's the appetiser?!?!?

>using knives on a salad
These people are a disgrace.

All those empty carbs

More like hors d'shit amirite

aye, one big plate everybody nibbles from

No. They are horse ovaries.

Like pigs at a sty...

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> American thinks hors d'oeuvres are European appetizers because that's how they're served in America

They're tiny party snacks to keep you from getting too drunk you absolute retard

If empty carbs is so bad,why does it taste so good? Checkmate

essentially, yhea

Holy shit
You only get one plate for a whole table in America

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>mfw americans cut up their spaghettis to eat them with a spoon

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what do you think this showed other than a bunch of clowns eating salad?

Whenever there's a thread of questionable content on Sup Forums , a thread about food will pop up alongside of it. Comfort food. Americans need food because they can't handle the truth. You will now notice the correlation.
> Bladerunner 2049 is shit
> Food thread
> The Rock has surpassed Arnold
> Food thread
> 2001 is in reality actually quite shit
> Food thread

Stop stuffing yourselves and smell the dew, my Ameribros.

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I cut all my meat into even sized chunks at the start of a meal 2bh

Have you never heard of a fucking entree

gotta bulk up

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JESUS H. CHRIST

Yeah great now your meat will be cold

What's the door got to do with anything?

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>The Rock has surpassed Arnold
Either bait or you're 18

life must be hell for those kids
people that reach that level of obesity are huge cunts to people around them.
it is how they get so fucking fat

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ITT

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This. Fuck I need a bowl of icecream now.

Why is everyone so obsessed with America?

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The pic is shopped

it's just bants fatty.

you can handle shitty food but you can't handle words lol

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>implying women don't like a bit of chub
heh, skellies are jelly

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wow...i wonder...if...appetizers...are a similar...thing.....woah.....

THIS
IS
AN
OUTRAGE

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>go to America
>most portion sizes for fast food are more than your entirely daily recommended intake
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

>Americans can’t buy furniture without having to eat hot dogs
Fucking hell...

they could be shot at any moment, so they bulk up

can't go to walmart without getting tombstone piledriver'd

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This. Bantz are healthy.

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This ad genuinely pissed me off.

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i bet some fatty sued before they wrote the *

and won

why are they all fat

>everything is brown and yellow
>sprinkle some "erb" on top
and now it's acceptable!
Fat fucking pigs

You generally get one big plate, and smaller plates for everyone at the table for an appetizer, meals come with their own plates.

Why do I feel like I'm explaining shit to children?

americans

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Only America could have invented the ridiculous farce that is professional wrestling

No, restaurants need appetizers because they need to sell, while they wait to sell.

only because the judge got also tricked by it

>Sup Forums "discussing" cooking

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>opine
How pretentious

I hate bantz. I once had my boss throwing one of my coworkers in the bin. literally picked him up and threw him in the trash. 15 people were watching it, including myself.

> Don't worry, it's just bantz

I fucking hate bantz and I was ostracized because I acted like Feech La manna. Bantz are never just bantz and I hate that shit.

t. non-American.

merican here. i can barely afford 1 meal a day. fuck you.

user...

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>Americans sing about commercial stores
How long before McDonalds is in your national anthem?

it's the other way around. the emptiness of food makes people contemplate the hard truths

Why not get the hassle of cutting out of the way

Control your finances better. Fresh veggies and ramen noodles will run you maybe $10 a week.

>cutting food is considered a sport in america

When my girlfriend and I go out to eat we generally share 1 app, 1 entree and 1 dessert. Not too much food and lots of variety

>yfw Eurocucks are projecting

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Get a job and stop eating stupid shit

He's right though, the Americans were the first to just fix the entire sport to con rubes into going to see it.

That's a fair assumption to make. Any time you see a disclaimer and your first thought is "why does that have to be said? You'd have to be some kind of drooling retard to think that." It's because some drooling retard thought that and then got buttblasted enough to sue and win some dipshit settlement

>tfw I'm American and this fucking baffles me
Thankfully most people don't do that here. When I see it though it just blows my mind. Especially with steak or pork chops or something.

Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me either.
I would look at the menu and think that an appetizer could be a meal by itself

Having a pre-meal meal is crazy.
But that's how they were taught so they've accepted it.

i am controlling my finances, thats why i can only eat 1 big meal a day.

dont wanna. prob just gonna kill myself once my money i have saved runs out

>implying it isn't

youtube.com/watch?v=QzEtE_sbUUE

>I don't know what projecting means
>bongland is all of europe

Reminds me of that woman who sued McDonalds because she spilled her piping hot coffee

>all the fat asses in this thread who have to watch their weight so closely they can’t eat big every once in a whille

To be fair, that coffee was way WAY too hot to be serving to anyone.

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The coffee was purposefully made so hot that you couldn’t drink it in the restaurant and get the free refills McDonald’s used to entice people to come to McDonald’s in the first place

blame the anglo genes

imagine being canadian

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Replying to my own post here. I sent him a rage mail in a drunken stupor where I asked him if one of his daughters ( I knew he had two daughters) came home and told him somebody threw them out with the trash because of bantz if he would've found it equally funny. And if he found it normal that I had to explain it to him in these terms in order for him to understand that that was shitty behaviour. And then monday came. I went to work, ashamed because of my drunken email but I felt just. I was ready to knock him the fuck out. He quit his job shortly after. Went on ' to explore different horizons'. I'd like to think I had some part in that.

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What?

You should actually look up the details of that case.

>americans put their guns in the fridge and eat their shoes with ketchup

do frenchies really like nutella that much?

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wait a minute. how old are you people? that shit happened when i was a kid and im old af.

>bans transfats
>loves trans
fucking canadian

STOP FAT AND GENDER SHAMING CANADA

KEK

>when you start intermittent fasting and the weight just drops off
It's the easiest lifestyle change I've ever made, and the level of obesity just shocks me when there's such an easy, almost no effort method available.

Britain is the america of europe

Not them but I also remember their lava temperature coffee
And those flimsy lids

They had it coming. Everyone burned themselves with their coffee at some point, the roof of your mouth would peel after drinking it.

hey grandpa we have this amazing tech called internet. we can store on it all kind of information even old news

not even fat but whats that in the op pic, looks alri