Let's see Paul Allen's card

Let's see Paul Allen's card.

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I'd rather see dubs

if you insist

OP is giving maitre d a head

ok. here they are

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then feast your eyes

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Watch this

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Amateurs

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>tfw been on Sup Forums 44 years and never hit dubs

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Congrats old timer

you are a lair.

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Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

I get my dubs from Louis Vuitton.

>tfw been on Sup Forums for 1 year and never hit singles

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Have a gander Bateman.

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>off by one

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Weak thread.

see my dark digits

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Here you go

your reign of terror ends here bateman

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>fore
>four
>4

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i dont understand dubs

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9

Imagine being Patrick Bateman in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Paul Allen, you fuckin' fine, nice card with that subtle off white coloring and the tasteful thickness of it. I would totally do squash with you, both my 'normal' persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is dissect another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bateman and not only sit in that chair while Paul Allen flaunts his disgusting haircut at you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his shitty tan, and just sit there, hour after hour, while he perfected that fruity little hand gesture. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in mergers and acquisitions tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PAUL ALLEN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and hookers and later alleged murder victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Harvard Business School. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on your forehead as you notice his card has a watermark, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" physique, the physique he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then he mentions his reservation at Dorsia, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bateman. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear.

>flexin the dubs

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I never got quads

LETS SEE YOU GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING BASTARD

This thread reeks of /r/Sup Forums newfaggotry
>le epic dubs meme hehe do I fit in yet??

>dubs threads are a recent development
Hello newfag.

They never used to be forced like this

They've always been forced.

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get

so close

10/10

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nitwits with no taste, all of you.
Check these

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Repeating digits

CHECK THS YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

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check this

NO. U CHECK THOS DUBS

Very cool anons but that's nothing

P4trick B4teman

morning lads

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Yes it is, identify my dubs

11

9

based

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Oh well, you know!

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MORE TIME

one more? 7

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Impressive, very nice.

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oh well, lets do this

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Dorsia? Friday night? How did he swing that?

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here u go

nigga what digits?

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>get dupps
>no one checks em

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NOT UNTIL YOU CHECK THESE DIGITS

CHECKED

No. Check this..

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This thread is pathetic

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Witness me my friends for I am about to go to sleep. Wish me luck

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Hitler dubs! Congrats you old nigger faggot!

chuck em

checked

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Might as well

check my 5

damn, thats really super

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So how's Cecilia? She's a great girl.

get me two repeated digits

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Oh yeah, I'm very lucky

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Check em Bateman

checked

This form? I call dem singles, not very impressive, right?

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witness these dubs

Now, let's go for the dubs!

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I want a girl to sit I. My face

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