Let's see Paul Allen's card.
Let's see Paul Allen's card
I'd rather see dubs
if you insist
OP is giving maitre d a head
ok. here they are
then feast your eyes
Watch this
Amateurs
>tfw been on Sup Forums 44 years and never hit dubs
Congrats old timer
you are a lair.
Let's see Paul Allen's dubs
I get my dubs from Louis Vuitton.
>tfw been on Sup Forums for 1 year and never hit singles
Have a gander Bateman.
>off by one
Weak thread.
see my dark digits
Here you go
your reign of terror ends here bateman
>fore
>four
>4
i dont understand dubs
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Imagine being Patrick Bateman in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Paul Allen, you fuckin' fine, nice card with that subtle off white coloring and the tasteful thickness of it. I would totally do squash with you, both my 'normal' persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is dissect another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Bateman and not only sit in that chair while Paul Allen flaunts his disgusting haircut at you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his shitty tan, and just sit there, hour after hour, while he perfected that fruity little hand gesture. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in mergers and acquisitions tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PAUL ALLEN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and hookers and later alleged murder victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of Harvard Business School. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on your forehead as you notice his card has a watermark, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" physique, the physique he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then he mentions his reservation at Dorsia, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bateman. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear.
>flexin the dubs
I never got quads
LETS SEE YOU GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING BASTARD
This thread reeks of /r/Sup Forums newfaggotry
>le epic dubs meme hehe do I fit in yet??
>dubs threads are a recent development
Hello newfag.
They never used to be forced like this
They've always been forced.
get
so close
10/10
nitwits with no taste, all of you.
Check these
Repeating digits
CHECK THS YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
check this
NO. U CHECK THOS DUBS
Very cool anons but that's nothing
P4trick B4teman
morning lads
Yes it is, identify my dubs
11
9
based
Oh well, you know!
MORE TIME
one more? 7
Impressive, very nice.
oh well, lets do this
Dorsia? Friday night? How did he swing that?
here u go
nigga what digits?
>get dupps
>no one checks em
NOT UNTIL YOU CHECK THESE DIGITS
CHECKED
No. Check this..
This thread is pathetic
Witness me my friends for I am about to go to sleep. Wish me luck
Hitler dubs! Congrats you old nigger faggot!
chuck em
checked
Might as well
check my 5
damn, thats really super
So how's Cecilia? She's a great girl.
get me two repeated digits
Oh yeah, I'm very lucky
Check em Bateman
checked
This form? I call dem singles, not very impressive, right?
witness these dubs
Now, let's go for the dubs!
I want a girl to sit I. My face