Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
Waiting on the Sneed edit.
NEARRGHHH STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH
GIRUGAMESH
>It's the ED browser newfag thread
Do you think John actually posted that, or was it always a ruse?
What is John doing now?
I heard he died in a car crash
I always figured it was someone who got bullied by John.
projection
he was right after all
the consequences have never been the same
>there are people who are this good-looking in real life
I feel like such subhuman scum.
Fuck this takes me back.
I wonder what this guy is doing now and how his life turned out
This type of post/thread really belongs in Sup Forums
This just reminds me that even though Sup Forums was never good you can't even go on that board with nostalgia goggles anymore. That place is legitimately cancerous
Based on what I've seen from all the Chads in highschool, they've all gone on to become losers. It's hard to have motivation to stay in school and study hard and get a good job if bitches are already throwing themselves at you just for existing.
I'm talking about Girugamesh guy, who probably hasn't had much in the way of bitches.
>you're a fag
>no, you're a fag
>no, you're a fag
great banter
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
A master is out!
Who is you and who is the biotch in the picture?