Why did he get fired?

Why did he get fired?

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thats some powerful shots

imagine the smell

Did nobody notice the smell of all the gallons of dried up cum?

Are those supposed to be cumstains? Would the whole place reek?

Based

he jacked off a lot

Am I supposed to know what this is? Why is there a ring lodged into his desk?

Does cum smell bad?

He must have fapped to porn all day.

or notice him jacking off?
Plus, old cum turns like yellow and molds, I doubt its cum.

damn good show right there

Lack of conviction.

This is why you don't bring a pet bird to work, they poop all over the place.

Trust me, your mom knew if you had fapped or not by the smell of your room. Every. Single. Time.

God I wish I lived under his desk

>not spraying your filth with lysol
Animals.

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Cum doesn't shoot out like that for non-pornstars. You really think some normalfag will mold his life around shooting cum on a desk that he doesn't expect anyone will ever see? Get real.

How do you guys prevent from your room not smelling bad after masterbating? Did your moms ever tell you anything?

It does if you eat right. You're an unhealthy dribbling motherfucker.

If he jizzed on the underside of his desk it'd drip onto his lap and he'd look like a freak. Use your brain.

Fuck just imagine being that desk and having to take hot loads to your frame twice a day. And not being able to clean yourself off because your a desk, just marinating in stale cum while your owner chats with his boss and does paperwork and spews semen all inside you. And waiting, hoping that a custodian will cum along and clean off the spunk but nobody ever does. Christ.

it's actually pussy juice from all the girls that hid there to suck him off

>office worker
>normalfag
They're autistic as fuck.

I eat WFPB.

The wall behind my desk was LITERALLY like that when I was a kid/teenager. Cumstains do look like that.

I don't get it
Dude had an accident with a milkshake. So what?

>Cum doesn't shoot out like that for non-pornstars.
ropelet

shower-bate masterrace

moms get turned on by it

Only if you catch it in with a towel and keep it in your basket. How lazy can you be and not flush it down the toilett?

This reminds me that in 6th grade I fapped in class a few times. The last time I did it a cunty popular girl sitting across from me gave me a weird look. She probably didn't see me fap since if she did she'd definitely rat me out. I wish fapping felt that good still.

they fired him after working there for only 1 week

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Maybe it was like that before the guy took over the desk.

>he doesn't shoot like a pornstar
stopping fapping so much and edge for a couple hours and you can drench a wall 8 feet away from you

What do you think it tastes like haha just for fun

and he was one week from retiring

That actually sounds super hot

>ld cum turns like yellow and molds

..it doesnt if you allow it to dry out.

Ask your mom LOL

coins and bag of sand

who's gonna play him in the inevitable biopic ?

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No, because you dont throw your used towel in the basket to rot. Than it will smell like protein and sulfur.

should have flashed her while keeping eye contact

Projection. My first shot goes 2 to 3 feet

Will do, thanks for the advice :)

underrated

He's not getting a good reference for his next job.

only if he was black. i need to be sprayed by the kang'z seed

unf how old?

Was he putting together miniatures and spilled a lot of superglue or something?

I do every time. Staying hydrated and getting all your nutrients (a multivitamin and decent diet should do ya) increases volume, which you should be doing anyway. Doing kegels regularly and edging for at least 15–30 minutes will make you shoot like a rifle, which you should also probably be doing anyway because cumming after edging feels a million times better and I'd argue stronger convulsions of the pelvic floor muscles feels even better.

You TOO can be a Devilman.

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How would my mom know the smell of cum

>sulfur
the fuck is wrong with your nuts

what did he mean by this

Cause of your dad?

she was smelling mine last night ***Sniiiifffff***

He finished in her

Everytime? How would you even know?

>tfw my cum loads used to be so powerful the government hired me as a biological mortar
>tfw now at the age of 26 my jism shots just leak out like puss out of an infected wound

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