ITT: dreadful commericals on TV right now

ITT: dreadful commericals on TV right now
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No straight man uses the word dreadful. Faggot.

Any advert that as an 'inspiring amputee learning to walk' clip.

pipe down you simp

I don’t know why, but this commercial irritates the shit out of me,

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Literally every commercial now has a nuclear black family in a million-dollar white person house.

Simon Cowell is straight.

>an apartment is now a million dollars
How poor are you?

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HERE’S AN INVITATION TO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

>eye contact
>pleasant voice

giv

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Jesus

Did they replace Gillian Jacobs with some weird mix of Kate McKinnon and that aussie Kate from the Katering series?

>beautiful white girl
>blue eyes
>optimistic, nice words
>laughing, positive
>leggins, thigh gap

perfect, love it my dudes

>watching actual TV
Didn't know it was 1999 here

Wait, no, that is the aussie Kate. Nice

Yea.. they show it all the time on Fox Business

(((Businsess)))?

Earning neetbux on the stock market is lifekino

gillian jacobs diet coke?

>watching commercial TV
top kek

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I'm pretty sure it's the same script and same blocking.

Campbell's commercials. Any of them.
>that one for TLJ where they had the Mexican and the refugee bonding over Star Wars

So it's an American for American audiences and a Brit for British audiences

>Help is Desperately Needed for Holocaust Survivors.
Well, it's not surprising considering there's more and more of them each year.

Badum tish.

"International Fellowship of Christians and Jews"

Lmfao. Fuck outta here. Die faster you fucking scum.

All commercials are terrible. The age of trying to be clever or entertaining in advertising is over. Its all about quotas now.

>Dude da joos agenda lmao
>Holohoax

This bitch's dumb dancing pisses me off.

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You american motherfuckers have mango coke? What the fuck?

Diet Coke is getting fucked right now (nobody's drinking diet soda anymore) so they're trying to rebrand. Part of that is with a handful of new flavors. They're not good.

lmao

That girl is way too skinny. Like disgustingly skinny.

fatty detected lmao enjoy dying at 35 because you liked mcdonalds too much

I'm not, but I thought advertisers were past the point of using anorexic women to sell their products.

>anorexic
fatty detected enjoy dying at 35 because you liked mountain dew too much

she's cute and unique looking, what's your problem

there's something about it that's just infuriating, I hate it too and still don't know why

Y u R t I t U p

>pretty girl therefore it has merit hurrrr
Stay pleb friend

>still watching TV

cute.

I've never heard of it but it sounds disgusting

>Coke found the skinniest woman possible to do their ad on Diet Coke to try to show that you can stay sticc figure while drinking Diet Coke

S T I C C and dresses like a gay grandpa

Holy shit, same. I's because how retarded the chink woman acts.

STICC is the best fags, get some taste

was this commercial made in 1946?

"GSK" and their 500 different products and each commercial ends with a loud heartbeat.

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>drinking the diabetic jew

I have never seen this before, but somehow I doubt the few elderly that experienced it that are still alive are really in that much danger or trouble now. This is literally like those abused animal and poor black kid commercials, except for 10 cents a month, you adopt a Jewish grandma instead.

>that is considered an attractive Chinese man

He's not bad looking, just so plain

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Diet Coke sucks, but she's extremely cute. Love her accent. What is the problem here?

>one is considered funny
>the other one is considered racist
really makes you think

>still isn't white

this.

kek

That doidle yoidle Jew music in the back lmao

I can't tell if that can is tiny or that lady is enormous

>I'm so sorry but I just don't feel comfortable signing this.

Then leave the dealership you stupid bitch.


Also the Esurance commercial with that fat woman throwing a tantrum over her car being damaged

Look at that man's skin colour, I bet he's paler than the majority of the "white" people in this thread

Is that a pint can of coke?

this is the only one of these I like

it's amazing how unsexy the top one is and how low of effort they put into it.

When the asian sits on the machine, she smiles, presses her tits together, and looks cute.

The other hunches over and looks like she's about to take a shit

The Panera Bread commercials. I HATE the girl's voice so fucking much and they are insufferable to listen to. Also, that stupid bitch in the Toyota commercials makes my blood boil. It genuinely prevented me from even considering buying a Toyota last year when I was car shopping.

Coke has trillions of dollars
And spent like 15 bucks on this commerical

this

western people don't actually live in yurts, right?

YOU TOTALED YOUR BRAND NEW CAR

There are two American ones I've seen. One with Britta from Community and one with the Indian taxi driver from Deadpool.

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This is literally a normal-sized woman, you burger-inhaling chucklefucks

YOU NAMED IT BRAD. YOU LOVED BRAD.

How about some good commercials?

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>he doesn't live in a yurt


What are you even doing with your life tbqh?

embarrassing. Being "white" is more than just skin color, so many chinks make this mistake. Besides I guarantee you those gooks in the commercial have used skin whiteners and cosmetic surgeries to look more white.

I have a feeling "Brad" wrapped himself around a telephone pole to get away from her

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Any Chinese man is more attractive than any nigger.

>you will never make $500,000 for an afternoon's work

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Saying "leisure" like a Yank

Fucking nuke the South

WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE WE ALWAYS DREAMED OF

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Yeah women EAT food, get over it. PATRIARCHY BTFO

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No. Both chinks and niggers are ugly in general. oddly enough both of you posses similar features. Wide nose, big flat noses and protruding jaws. Those mong eyes are fucking dreadful too, you look unhuman and so unexpressive.

>commercial tries to be patriotic or inspiring
>at the end "btw buy some beer"

I use Adblock, don't watch TV, and have a streaming service that houses everything under one roof.
I don't know what movies are out, but i don't have to listen to bullshit ads.

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I hate this one

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>styrofoam flavored cereal
>"""food"""
>bitches still get fat on it somehow

I’m glad it’s dead and gone

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I truly never understood these. Was I supposed to be unaware fat women make poor food choices? Are they unaware themselves?

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HERE'S A MESSAGE TO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

FROM YOUR BROTHER TO YOUR SISTER TO YOUR BEST FRIEND'S GIRL

sweden?

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This advert is far more annoying than it has any right to be and it's shown almost every fucking ad break

>that tooth gap

I will say that the slogan is pretty clever despite the shit advert though.

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The kids are alright.

No you were supposed to realize women are now permitted to eat food and there is nothing you can do to stop them, get over it.

this cant be real, what the fuck!

White as in "aryan" sure, whatever Sup Forums tells you to believe. White as in "light coloured" as in the point of the ad, works for any light skinned person.

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW

I think it's been since 2010 or 2011 when I last saw a bona fide commercial (or whatever year it was when the last Harry Potter film came out, as that was the last film I saw in theaters)