HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL
HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL
>inb4 meeeeeeeeeen
This show was pretty comfy tbqh
what did he tell Corey Haim when he bent him over and stuck his penis inside of him?
Good for background.
I FUCK LOTS OF WOMEN LOL
But my son will never make it. What are we going to do?
>we, Alan?
Meeeeeeen
>UNCLE CHARLIE PLS PULL MY FING3R
>*braaaaapaap*
>I THIGN I SHARTTED MYSELF LOL
meeeeeeenn
Why do Americans enjoy insulting others for being in tough financial circumstances? It's such a hateful and materialistic culture over there, huh
The entertainment industry and media is run by shallow, superficial, materialist, money-grubbing Jews. So regular Jews.
They overdid the Alan is poor meme
Especially in the non-canon seasons
Has Alan ever actually been poor? He always seems to have money. He's just a first rate moocher.
He pays at least $3000+ alimony every month.
Would we have gotten a real end if Charlie had stayed?
>CHARLIE YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC FAILURE LMAO
>um Alan no I'm not and I'm also in your house
>dammit!
MEEEEEEEEEN
Walden gives Alan half the house for some favor.
Then afterwards it is never mentioned and eveyone pretends it is still 100% Walden's house. Were the writers lazy or did i miss some episode(s)?
The joke was that he gets so screwed on alimony payments that he has to live with his rich brother who he doesn't even like.
this show is worse than the big bang theory but it is so goddamn comfy
>this show is worse than the big bang theory
heresy!
Why did Alan become so Flanderized?
By the end of the show he was this creepy perverted autistic man
Everyone got flanderized.
this
I loved the early Men for its nuanced portrayal of realistic characters and relationships. I came to the show expecting a certain degree of accuracy and was disappointed not to find it in the later seasons
I meant in it's use of unnecessary laugh tracks, forgot to type it
Did you guys know that this show was filmed in an actual alternate universe
All the chars become extremely caricaturesque towards the end.
Walden seasons put it in ultimate overdrive
laugh tracks are always unnecessary
whoah...
Fuck, was it really that high? Criminal.
Even so, Charlie discovers the money stash he'd hidden remember? He has literally no other expenses aside from alimony it seems.
This. Name one sitcom that runs longer than 3 seasons where it doesn't happen.
British literally still has a class system. people in the US aren't even intelligent enough to understand classism
Alan has enough money to rent a shitty apartment (LA prices!), aside from paying alimony.
it doesn't make your skin crawl knowing he has AIDS the entire time he's on camera?
whole cast is enslaved by extra-terrestrial beings.
The laugh track is live human beings who were enslaved and brainwashed.
Each episode that is aired is actually happening live. The cast has to recreate the episode exactly or else they get killed.
The set its filmed at is some location deep underwater.
It is recorded possibly on the planet Neptune.
desu considering the character he's playing it wouldn't surprise me if the in show character was diagnosed with AIDS.
Probably not in the early seasons, so no.
>deep underwater.
>possibly on the planet Neptune.
>ou slept through Astronomy?
The episode where Alan falls into becoming kelso's pimp is great
The entirety of this show is about as funny as getting shot in the dick.
>Fuck, was it really that high?
Remember, he had to pay alimony for two wives (Jewdith and Kandi) and child support.
>country of the free
Soyboy detected
Enough about Alan, how much does charlie earn? Is the cheque he gets in one episode readable?
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You're killing me, user top kek
Forgot about Kandi. How long did he have to pay alimony to her? Didn't they eventually have some divorce but she signed the papers before getting the tv job so he gets none of her money?
kek that's pretty funny
meeeeeeen
>I'M SCARED OF CATCHING A COLD
>WAIT. I HAVE AIDS LOL
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN
why did SJWs hate this show?
This.
Because all the women are portrayed as objects.
The way it should be.
Because the show treats objects like women.
Every episode had the same plot and jokes
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN
The writers were lazy hacks, Alan became rich in one episode but every episode after that keeps portraying him as a poor fag
The Tiger Blood counters it
It actually makes sense because AIDs would make it so Sheen gets demolished by a cold
>t. just watched Dallas Buyers Club
Daily reminder that the show ended in season 8 and everything after that is non canon
They didn't really get a chance to explore devious and money-making Alan. Charlie was fired the next season so they had to make Alan back to a moocher so there would be a reason for him to be staying at the beach house despite his brother no longer owning it.
It kinda ended when Charlie went away with Rose
They should have stopped it there, 8 seasons was enough
Can't a normal cold kill you if you have untreated AIDS though?
not really because the cold gets aids and dies
best episode
The stalker chick was kinda cute.
it portrayed women with some degree of accuracy
dude sex with roasties lmao
I used to have a gf who looked like her