Two characters having sex

>two characters having sex
>camera pans up to a night sky

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>camera cuts to a visual metaphor for penetration

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name one movie

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>sex scene starts
>still wearing bras

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>sex scene starts, he in bra
>pan down to her black socks

>two characters who just met having a casual conversation
>cut to them having rough sex

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Freakazoid Handman

>they fall asleep immediately after sex
>literally just roll off each other and sleep

>character walks up to another character
>"hi"
>smash cut to sex

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People don't actually have sex in real life do they?

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they do but its disgusting and smelly and usually requires wiping down with paper towels or a shower

>>two characters having sex
>cuts to dresser or item above it shaking violently

or worse
>cut to animals having sex
film school baby's first sex scene

>he doesn't shower before and after the act
>not changing the sheets after
>not lighting incense
any disgusting or smelly business is on you buddy unless you're into literal shit

>average guy has sex with beautiful girl
>she makes him pancakes in the morning

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>>not lighting incense
want some red wine with that oldfag?

d u m b
f r o g p o s t e r

ive had sex with people when i dont even know their names

it happens more than you think

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What does sex feel like?

clumsy, awkward and not as hot as porn

The Only Game in Town

Depends on if you are a dominant male and whether you want to cum inside her.
If yes to both: fun.
If yes to 1, no to 2: sort of a chore
If no to 1, yes to 2: awkward
If no to both: awkward and pathetic

Like you've found the closeness and intimacy you've been looking for all your life and that everything will be alright as long as you have her.

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I actually prefer jerking off because I'm not as embarassed afterwards
for someone who has self-esteem it's probably great

>two characters having sex
>not panning to signed consent document on dresser

>for someone who has self-esteem it's probably great
The funny thing is, this could apply to almost any activity.

bags of sand and salty milk

Well I enjoy my hobbies, as long as they don't include interacting with pretty girls. Not sure what this means for me

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go away dave

That gross feeling when you shake someones hand but a hundred times worse.

>character makes anti-semitic remark
>another character says "Based"

>That gross feeling when you shake someones hand
I didn't know women could browse this shithole

>mossad does something stupid
>another character says "badass"

we can and do, shithead

don't ever reply to me again or I'll rape your ass

with what, microdick?

>characters are still in bed after implied sex
>both smoking a cigarette
I don't get it

smoking is great for chasing the rush of orgasm.

also applies to shoplifting and eating a hearty meal, too.

That is so disgusting and degenerate I feel physically ill now. This is why young men are shooting up public areas.

>implying you can't be raped with inanimate objects
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we all know the soy has made you weaker than even a little girl

>implying my diet doesn't consist solely of meat and asparagus so that when I sit on you, I can impart unto you a rancid golden shower

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Harry Potter 1

>being this gay
lmao

>teen sex romp
>they have sex in the back of a car
>some disgusting pervert doesnt press his face up against the window
>1980+n years
>bucket seat in front of car