Why didn't the Harry stop 9/11 from happening?

Why didn't the Harry stop 9/11 from happening?

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he is 5'2, not much he could do

Chosen people don't care about muggles.

How did they get away with many of the faux pas that riddled the books and movies? Oh wait they didn't, and that's why it will forever be cemented as easily one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
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The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Because he is a fictional character britbong

why would he? that shit was kino as fuck on the telly

watching fat burgers running around covered in dust KEK

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Does JK Rowlling hate America?

because HP was set in the 90s

is there really any doubt?

Cape shit has bigger problem with 9/11. In Marvel Universe 9/11 wouldn't be anything special which is why Marvel should have just kept their world separate from real world.

>Marvel should have just kept their world separate from real world
>Implying Marvel's Cinematic Universe is actually taking place in the real world.
Are you a retarded person?

She despises anything American, she strongly opposed the plans Hollywood had to cast Americans for the Harry Potter films, even threatening to pull out of the project if they dared to go through with it. And she was right, it would've been terrible with burgercunts in it

Harry Potter is fuckign shit anyway so i can't imagine it would've been that bad.

He can try to stop this get

Over here dingus.

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It was one battle between Magical Congress and Wendigo that got out of hands. The aurors can't rebuild it or erase memory about it because magics

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Because Ron was eating his boy pussy

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Tell that to MACUSA

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