I always feel a deep sadness whenever an animated movie bombs because of the sheer amount of work that's gone in to it.
Hundreds of dedicated animators with years of education, scholarships, experience, working overtime, staying late through the night, crunch time, missing their families, birthdays, possibly not seeing their own children growing up all so they can say they worked on a big budget movie.
In walks James Corden into the recording late after stopping off for a latte, deciding to buying a third breakfast and talking to his agent on the phone outside eating up the engineers time. James thinks he can adlib any old shite and turn your movie into comedy gold because he's surrounded himself with a circle of sycophantic gladhands.
"OK if we call it a day, you've got enough to work with?" Corden instructs the meek production assistant he's already bored. "I've a few errands to run before I make my flight back to the States. Cool, cool. I can't wait to see the finished results. I think we'll really give Paddington 2 a run for it's money."
James strolls out with a nice fat cheque in his pocket and your movie is doomed no matter how they edit his nauseating gibberish.
See, you’re implying that’s predicated on the movie being animated.
Corden is shit in A N Y T H I N G.
Connor Stewart
don't bully sadfu
Jose Nelson
I didn't.ind him in that one episode of doctor who. But that may just be because nuwho is shit anyway
Ethan Cruz
His voice acting is shit in this too. You can't picture anything but a bored Corden sitting in a booth just half-assed saying his lines. Not once did I believe this dude was a bunny rabbit. Stay in the states you fat cunt
Hudson Lopez
correct, the doom fell upon this project the moment of cunty Corden's casting. No amount of animators genius and valiance can save you from this utter folly
I think the problem is that kids don’t give a fuck about Peter Rabbit. At least characters like Paddington were updated through kid’s shows and stuff. Peter Rabbit is strictly grandma territory.
Tyler Clark
Because he's in the right gay network
Hudson Fisher
>nuwho is shit anyway Fuck off back to planet mondas or gallifreybase. I agree with you though
the cinemas were packed yesterday with kids going to see Peter Rabbit
Matthew Butler
This movie pisses me off. They could've done a genuinely sweet adapatation of Beatrix Potter's books, but instead they decided to do a half-assed Alvin and the Chipmunks knock off like every fucking kids movie of the past decade. It makes me sick.
Nathaniel Harris
On the wild and misty hillside fear is nature's warning Hunger here is never far away
Leo Martin
At least my boy John Gourley is finally getting some cash. Riding that single all the way to the bank.
Owen Williams
On cbeebies, my daughter watches it but I won't bring her to see this Corden pile of shit
Neither of them came away from the retarded argument looking good to be honest
Evan Allen
Fuck off cunt I grew up reading Peter Rabbit and it kills me to see some Hollywood jews kill it this way out of greed
Jacob Phillips
kys emo fag
Oliver Barnes
That song is kino. Surely Peter Rabbit should be a comfy slow burn sort of film, as the show was. I mean shit, it's not like kids can't appreciate cute rabbits being cute.
Asher Thompson
you're a cuck. raise your girl to be fucked by black men. lmao
Carter Wilson
When is Corden just gonna give up and stay to his unfunny late late show?
Colton Butler
FUCKING PIGLET
Christian Mitchell
Never because yanks inexplicably like him.
Robert Martin
wee wee wee
Ethan Reyes
Weak. Weak.
John Martin
Corden like Ullman is one of those painfully unfunny British "comedians" that Americans seem to love.
Michael Long
>fist thing that comes to his mind are interracial cuck fantasies Get real.
Connor Lopez
have to be because he is british right?
Tyler Reed
Stop projecting your fantasies onto other user’s daughters you sad cuck.
I agree user, I've never really thought of it up until now but the detail on those bunnies are fucking incredible and to be given such a shitty movie to work tirelessly through is an insult. I hope they get paid a lot.
Connor Martin
Agreed. Peter is gentle and wholesome storytelling for children. Something about it being turned into lowbrow stripper jokes really disgusts me.
modellers/3d sculptors make the 3D models. animators just animate them.
>I hope they get paid a lot. lol. Animation is notorious for being an underpaid shit job, because of how much 3rd world talent there is, who can do the exact same job as you. And many things can be outsourced to asia
Parker Williams
Remember when Russel Brand made that retarded 'cool' bumny movie?
What is it with dogshit british unfunny jews pretending to be rabbits?
Gavin Jackson
>la 56% ah-face-oh grazi grazi
Liam Perry
not american though
Jordan Lee
look up how much of an idiot the author was tho, fuck-ning fabians
Jordan Foster
He literally is shit in everything. The only movie i can remember stopping mid way through is that shitty in the woods (?) movie where he was playing some kind of farmer or something. Never picked it up again because it was that bad. That means something considering i sat through all kinds of bad movies
Jaxson Rogers
Heard you were talking shit about my voice acting user.
>Dude, they got paid, end of story >Anything beyond that is just whining
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Any cunnies for my cummies with these unfunny bunnies?
sneed
Nicholas Hill
At least Russell brand has a human side when he "acts". He's not that good, or that funny, but he can be charming in a weird way. Corden is like a talking pile of stinjy shit.
Camden Nguyen
you sound like peadophiles, kys
Ian Campbell
Into the Woods wasn't that bad. For a Hollywood version of a musical. It was shit, sure, but I'm a musical fag and let me tell you it was not as bad as it could have been. At least they followed the story somewhat and included a lot of the songs from the musical. Then you have Rock of Ages... why even call it that if you're gonna do you own thing character and storywise and use other songs?
Henry Gray
>tfw the frenchfu making fun of Jonah meme gets 20X better if your replace Hill with Corden in your mind
>tfw you listen to the embalming monologue of sadfu from Just Buried on a loop for it's asmr properties >tfw you'll see that shitty Peter Rabbit adaptation just for her and her soothing voice and cutie sad visage
And that's why Paddington succeded whereas this film is reviled. It had heart. It didn't turn Paddington into some sassy "2kewl4skewl" asshole. He was the samr old lovable bear we all, childreb and adults, remember. What was done to Peter Rabbit here was an abomination.
Christian Watson
it was on every single day in Australia when I grew up and I used to read the books a lot Paddington Bear was something I only have a vague memory of
Josiah Clark
James Corden is a mannish strumpet that should be batty-fang until he cop a mouse. There. I said it.
Andrew Rivera
We finally get an explanation for the Australian's lack of soul.
At least there's something positive about the new Peter Rabbit movie: it makes the live-action Yogi Bear movie look good by comparison.
Blake Harris
That explains why he,s so liked in the US industry. Evil Brostein.
Aaron Hall
The films problems are fundemental to the production,, Corden is just the corn in the poo of this film
Joseph Hughes
why is Domhnall Gleeson in every fucking movie these days ?
Isaiah Martinez
>tfw the deer in headlights made me grin in its leadup because of how stupidly obvious the joke was, but it's ruined by all the dialogue afterwards
Easton Green
You guys have pulled off some incredible shit in the past so someone is bound to have looked into it. What caused the #metoo shit to emerge when it did? Was it Hefner dying? Who let the dogs out?
Henry Rivera
He's just the tip of the iceberg. Really it was the Americans who ruined Peter Rabbit by making the film the way it is in the first place.
Alexander Butler
>Peter Rabbit is strictly grandma territory.
lmao no it's not. Kids still read the books, they're classic children's literature. In Japan he's massively popular because children there read Potter's books from a young age to learn English.
Just ignore it lad, it doesn't matter where you're from or how pure your blood is, someone's going to say "nah you a mutt!!!"
It's just a shitty meme
Christian Foster
Because Paddington is a British made film. Peter Rabbit is made by Hollywood. The Japs can respect British children's literature and adapt it accordingly, why can't the Americans?
