I'm putting together a team
I'm putting together a team
>Nine companions...so be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
>Damn it, chief. You know I work alone.
>baggins, you sure are a loose cannon, but boy do you get results
>and my other axe
>this dwarf...he's a loose cannon...unconventional methods...but by God he gets results
>this guy, abandoned his oath to help isildur in the last alliance, no allies, hasn't been seen thousands of years
>he's a god damn ghost
>turn in your bow and axe
So tha's it? What? We some kinda... Fellowship?
>and your other axe
>and your other breakfast.
>I assigned you a simple escort assignment, Gandalf.
>You mind telling me why the mayor's on the phone, up my ass about THE BRIDGE OF KHAZAD-DUM BEING DESTROYED!?
>He was only two days away from his retirement, goddammit!
>Amaaazing Grace...
Isildur! Get your ass into my office RIGHT NOW!
make me you faggot elf
kek
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I miss Hugo Weaving
you'se gonna need brooklyn
WE SUM FINNA
Merry>Pippin
DeNiro can look perfectly like an italian mobster.
Anthony Jr. is the best
yea? you know many italian mobsters?
Damn it Frodo, Galadriel's up my ass! You've got 3 days to clear the Ring case or you can clean out your hobbit hole!
I have been falling, for 30 minuites.
How long would it have taken Loki to escape?
A literal eternity
Nah. He's a wizard. He would have been out in a few hours if strange had not set him free.
>I don't like your team's methods, Faramir, but I like your results