You have 10 seconds to be as Seth MacFarlane as possible

Bentley White
Bentley White

You have 10 seconds to be as Seth MacFarlane as possible.

All urls found in this thread:
https://youtu.be/KCNvREKTnQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTQvVGrSakw
https://youtu.be/9DCX0g9rW9Y
Samuel Myers
Samuel Myers

*sings wonderfully*
*douches subtly*

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

Makes a better Star Trek show than a Star Trek show

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

tells myself to shut the hell up everyday of my entire life

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

That request's almost as wonky as time with that stripper that held me for ransom in Djibouti.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

HEY BETER

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

"Why on earth would I hire anyone other than myself to play the lead role?"

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

hey lois remember that time family guy was good?
it was never good peter, you are thinking of the simpsons

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

Hey Sup Forums remember that one time

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

This thread is worse than a guy from Virginia trying to feel up his girlfriend in the front seat of his gremlin at a drive-in theatre watching "the last starfighter"

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

Neheheh, hey Lois

Diarreah

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

look at my prius!

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

spends decades writing comedies so you can finally gain enough prestige to create your own star trek fanfic and star as the main character

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

Jeez Lois

William Hughes
William Hughes

Wow, this is just like that time [insert actor who hasn't been relevant in a while] did [insert action they wouldn't do] with [insert other extraneous detail.]

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

i wanna fuck frank sinatra

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

Fpbp

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Weed atheism weed weed god isn't real weed weed Star Trek.

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

Who wants to hear me sing a trio with myself? No, no. I've got it. Major musical number in which I sing EVERY PART

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

hooverhands mila

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

God isn't real, you know. Know how I know that, I am smart thats way. Religion is for idiots.

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

I HAVE ONLY ABOUT 100 WORDS IN MY VOCABULARY.

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

Did I tell you the 80s gives me a nostalgia boner?

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

Rips off Simpsons
Add edgy jokes to make it original
Rips off Star Trek
Calls it tribute to deflect criticism

Brandon James
Brandon James

Is MacFarlane one of the smuggest human beings in existence right now?

Million Ways to Die in the West was so pathetic. The guy fucking loves himself

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

He's definitely one of the luckiest he survived 9/11 because of a fucking hangovers and slightly poor scheduling

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

friggin sweet thread lois

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

Million Ways to Die in the West was so pathetic
You didn't enjoy 2 hours of Seth spouting old west trivia and acting smarter than people who were 150 years ago?

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

i enjoyed charlize theron tho

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

REMEMBER THE TIME

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

quips while holding up my hand in a "consider the following" kind of position

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

"hey i survived 9-11 becuase i was hungover haha hoo buddy what a story. nine eleven."

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

Farts and sniffs it

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

Start episode
Scene most likely in: The clam , couch
Peter has flashback
Peter wants to do something stupid
Brian , Stewie 2nd plot
Peter's dumb idea has a consequence which puts him in a new situation
Somewhere put a dumb song in the episode
Episode ends with moral lesson or some other shit
Hire me

Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

This guy is the poster child for everything dislikable about Generation Xers.

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

The guy has a good singing voice and he really really loves classic musicals, but other than that...

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

god isn't real
remember this movie from the 80s?
I'm sexually attracted to animals

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Donald Trump is bad.

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

Wait is this for real?

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

His singing has no heart, he always sounds so soulless and "put together". He's trying, not doing.

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

You think these people are burying their heads in the sand? This is nothing.
This reminds me of the time I joked about Harvey Weinstein harassing women when I hosted the Oscars in 2013, and everyone laughed because they knew it was true, but no one said or did anything because they couldn't be bothered.
*initiate flashback sequence*

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

he said Seth MacFarlane not every person on the planet

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

*sings what no passion *

*looks kinda weird in the face*

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

the mogul would ever be a good guy in any situation ever

yeah...no...

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

I can't fuck my sister in 10 seconds!

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

I like the Orville

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

Enjoyed the gags about the smiling on pictures and the criticism about the ring that kids played back them, also the back to the future cameo.

Just to resume, it was ok, probably would been better if he aimed the movie for a more family friendly audience, removing all Sarah Silverman parts, and actually putting more ways to die in the old west.

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

Yes, not the first time a person survived for being late to a place or just cancelling at the last minute.

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Reminder that Seth knew. He knew and wanted to escape.

https://youtu.be/KCNvREKTnQc

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

HALF OF THEM IS "ME"

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

I only know Mark Wahlberg missing 9/11 since he said something like if I was on the plane I'd have kick the terries asses or something like that. lol

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

Sings smoothly then makes a few very mediocre or bad comedy based movies/tv episodes followed up by a really good tv episode /movie followed up yet again by mediocrity.

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

*misses my plane*

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

What's this about star trek? Does he have a new show?

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

I LOVE THE RAT PACK AND MOVIE MUSICALS

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

everyone laughs
Seth looks disgusted
Emma looks like she's about to cry

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

Refrence 80s!

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

It's called the Orville, its pretty okay.

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

*Pushes the national academy of science and Fox to do the remake of Cosmos with all his might*

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

Is there any truth to that?

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTQvVGrSakw

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

I saw a promo for it, honestly it looked like your run of the mill office comedy but this time your misfit co-workers are aliens and you work in a spaceship.

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

He wants to be Mel Brooks.

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

There's not a lot of comedy in it if you can believe it also it tackles like religion, gender identity, racism, etc like a ST show.

Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

The Orville. Its pretty much Star Trek Next Generation but with sprinklings of his trademark "everyday humor". honestly if they dialed the humor back a bit it would be flat out great. the humor just kind of distracts from the genuinely good Star Trek stuff happening in the episode. Like the trial/debate over switch the gender of an alien baby because the species is mono-gendered and females are super rare and considered a birth defect, or deciding whether or not to kill the entire crew of ship, including children whose race are violent war obsessed religious fanatics who are planning on killing an entire planetary colony of over 100,000 people.

If they dropped like 80% of the humor the show would be amazing.

John Smith
John Smith

*jizz joke*

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

*penis joke*

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

*gay joke*

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

*jesus joke*

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

The leg falling through the ceiling was great. You're a soulless git.

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

spontaneous musical number

Michael King
Michael King

It pretty much is, though it's more of a dramady than a... comedra? Whatever, the drama/comedy ratio is about 80/20. The comedy can really suck, though. The fifth episode had a great prank battle for the education of the resident "android learning about organics,".

However the first half of the sixth episode had a character actively trying to blow an undercover mission, complete with extended and excruciating jokes about the aliens god, Avis. Yes, the modern car rental company in a show set in the 25th century. It could have worked, but not in an alien church surrounded by people who would kill them and literally put their heads on a platter while the other guy with him is mind yelling "shut the FUCK up, idiot" along with me.

The second half was pretty good and dramatic.

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

Remeber that time when I treid to be Seth MacFarlane for 10 seconds?

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

that was funny. some of the humor works and is good. like them getting Gortus to eat a napkin, a cactus and a class cup because his species can eat anything. that's good humor and fits the show. putting mr potato head parts on the robots head was funny

the 5 minute "awkward talking like normal people in an abnormal situation" isn't. the random gibberish when trying to come up with Krill names only to end up using the names Chris and Devin wasn't funny.

its mostly that the juxtaposition of serious real moments followed by weird out of place humor doesn't help the show. there are to many "wouldn't it be funny if in Star Trek this thing happened" moments. like talking to the enemy ship only to be told the transmission hadn't been sent and Seth to go "oh, is it...is it open now? do it now? ok good". its just lame. some of the humor works and they are great moments of levity but to much ruins whatever sense of seriousness they are actually trying to go for.

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

I want family guy to end

John Bell
John Bell

I don't because if it ends the writers will probably get moved onto American Dad and they will fucking ruin that show. seriously Alex Borstein is fucking garbage and everything bad about Family Guy I think its first cancellation is her fault.

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

Yes, the guy actually likes the original that much

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

The 80s, amirite? But enough about that, let's talk about God...is what I would say if I BELIEVED in him, haha. Ahhh this reminds me of the time I once smoked pot with Frank Sinatara. *rips massive fart*

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

makes my character fuck my sister's character again
I'm so smart

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

I don't have any ways to do a song duet with myself.
https://youtu.be/9DCX0g9rW9Y

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

Man, this reminds me of that time I missed my flight

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

*sing some old Broadway tune from the fucking 40's*
*Star Wars Joke*

Oh hey, Fox just offered me a tv sitcom deal

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

10/10

Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams

Showtunes

Colton Price
Colton Price

So Donald Trump, huh?
You can tell he needs a bit of weed eh?

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

talks shit about everyone else's work while not putting out anything decent in at least a decade.

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

It's hard not to love myself when he's one of the most handsome, successful, multitalanted, and funniest men in the last century.

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

Hey, remember that time I didn't die in 9/11?

Carson Walker
Carson Walker

I'd let Lt. Kitan open my jar of pickles.

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

9...
...
...
...
...
...11.

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

My main issue is that the humour that is there seems kind of toothless and bland. Going into the show, I was expecting it to be far more overtly comical than it is. I was fully anticipating an out-and-out Star Trek parody where the humour took the centre stage but was surprised to find that much of the show's characters and topics were being played entirely straight. The problem is that the show can't seem to decide if it wants to be a comedy or a genuine foray into the high-concept sci-fi genre. The result is that you get a wishy-washy show which fails to adequately deliver on what it obviously could. Honestly, I think it could easily continue along its current path of mostly being played serious but with occasional Firefly-esque comedy, but they'll have to bump up the quality of the joke writing if they want them to be anything other than a dull distraction from what's actually happening.

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

HEY WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF THIS FEMALE CHARACTER WAS RAPED

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Hey, don't you think my sister is kinda hot?

I hit that. I hit that so good. You're jealous, I can tell.

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

He only voices it anyway so it wouldn't affect his other stuff beyond Orville getting a smaller budget.

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

HEHEHE, Hey Lois, remember that time OP was being a fag and made that retarded thread?

William Roberts
William Roberts

Guys when I joked about Harvey Weinstein, you gotta understand that I was really focused on what a difficult topic and not just relying on a cheap shock gag and you should have ignored how smug I was

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

makes decent show
lets his writers take over as he makes another decent show
previous show turns to shit without him and resorts to excessive edgyness
God damnit

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

Am more successful than you will ever be

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

I think you're over-estimating your sexual stamina.

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

Both look like they are just trying to keep a straight face and not laugh.

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

holy shit

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

It's probably because Seth wanted to make a straight up Trek show but the network wouldn't let him, probably because he's "Seth MacFarlane, Funny Man™". Like maybe it's just me but a lot of the jokes feel like they were mandated by the network and not because writers wanted to lighten up the scene.

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

Do you think Seth had to suck some cock to get his show back? If it happened to Terry Crews it can happen to Seth.

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

it's an Orville vs. Discovery thread

I watch both.

I like neither.

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

9/11 almost cost us this collaborative treasure.

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

Euguguhguh go away fat man

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

He is the opposite of subtle.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

I would fuck his sister

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

Daily reminder that comics are products of free markets capitalism and must be burned to establish our revolutionary Marxist state. We must wage an ideological war to root out all non Marxist ideas (ex Captain America, Batman/Bruce Wayne) and replace them with Marxist Versions.
Also, get a life you fags. Were you not kids for long enough.?

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

ITT: "Things I don't like about Family Guy"

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

*Big band music*
Hey remember that one time God wasn't real?

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

smoke weed fuck drumpfy

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

Promos do it a disservice. Its very much TNG with regular people.

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

Just mad its doing better than Discovery

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

I missed out on being the solitary silver lining for 9/11

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

I decided that The Orville is pretty much exactly what I envisioned watching the Galaxy Quest TV show is like.

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

The shitting scene in the end was completely unnecessary and took out any positive feeling that the audience might've had till then

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

Oh wow

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

Fuck me that is an incredible movie.

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

Frog confirmed to have been harvested

Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

I stopped watching Ways to die in the west 10 minutes in because the humour was so painfully self aware and unfunny. And the Orville has a lot of that in it too. I only watched half the latest episode and their painfully unfunny infiltration really grated badly so I stopped watching it

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

Tbqh I still catch family guy from time to time.

John Phillips
John Phillips

Both shows are ripoffs and are only cashing in on nostalgia from Star Trek

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

ripoff
?
What part of discovery is a ripoff?

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

R A P E J O K E S
A
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J
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Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

I love Star Trek while espousing none of its values of understanding and tolerance.

I mock Disney for being a racist while putting more racist jokes in my work than any other major network comedy.

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

*uses a spade to dig dirt out of fingernails
I'm bad at metaphores

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

son wants to fuck mom

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

This was the one joke on Orville that actually made me laugh, he needs to stop trying to go for luaghs and instead go for smiles, if the humor were just the casual interactions between the crew the show would be so much better.

David Perry
David Perry

Hi, I'm Seth MacFarlane

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

lol jews

Xavier Torres
Xavier Torres

That reminds me of the time my wife's tampon fell out at the supermarket.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

What's discovery?

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

Seth makes star trek show
it's good
Star Trek makes a star trek show
it's bad
There's a reason it's abbreviation is STD.

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

I can't get hard fast enough, asshole, look it up, it's a real problem.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

New Star Trek show. Star Trek Discovery.

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

Cutaway joke to pre-cancellation Family Guy

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

literally a fucking vanity project
I'll make a new trek since i loved the old one!
i'll get old trek talent to work on it too! I'm such a fan!
cool seth, whos the star?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

I wrote a new movie! it's called "It doesn't matter"
okay seth, tell me what happens.
So the opening scene is a line of many famous and attractive hollywood starlets all in elegent beautiful dresses!
uh huh, loving it, go on!
okay, now, it's in this castle throne room, and i am dressed as a prince!
sure, sure, okay...
And all these famouse starlettes are here to kiss me!
uhm....
Charle theron, Amanda Seyfried, Kate Upton, Emma Watson...
uhm oka-
Zoe Saldana, Gal Gadot, Christina Hendricks...
y-yes an-
Anne Hathaway, Mila kunis, scarlet johansen, all there to kiss me!
g-great seth...so whats the punchline then?
You! Because you're going to produce it! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

I might check it out.

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

I'm gonna make a star trek rip off full of jokes and comedy, and promote it as such, but the finish product will be a slow burn that tries to take itself way to seriously and evidently turn out to be exactly what it is, a cheap imitation, with some crappy chuckles every once in awhile that generate maybe one genuine laugh per episode.

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

*Sniffs my own farts*

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

the modern car rental company in a show set in the 25th century
The show makes a lot of cultural references to the last twenty years.
TV show "friends" is mentioned during the interrogation scene
They're watching an episode of Seinfeld.
It's kind of annoying.

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

LOOLLOOOOL!
WEED!111

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

*gets another cartoon to shit talk Republicans*

John Collins
John Collins

Not worth it. It's only related to the other series cause of it's name.
Oh so you never saw it huh? Most episodes are about drama.

David King
David King

*opens a 40

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

Aw fuck wrong thread

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

*masturbates to a woman on the toilet*

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

underrated

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

What's with these jokes about fucking his sister?

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

That was my original reaction too, but Orville is actually pretty good.

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

He's very close with his sister and they're often singing duets together, sometimes romantic ones. She also voices Hayley which makes that episode with stans clone fucking hayley even more awkward.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

This reminds me that time I misclicked and ended up on /pol/.

Where the hell am I?
You're on /pol/
What do you do here?
Argue about politics and accuse everyone of being jews or niggers
If you have a board for politics why do you keep posting about them on other boards?
SHUT UP NIGGER JEW

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

HOLY CRAP

David Morales
David Morales

EH LOUIS THIS JUST LIKE THE TIME JACKIE CHAN ORDERED A CRISPY BEEF TACO

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

get paid to make new cartoon
copy paste charcters and plot from previous cartoon
reapeat forever
claim animation prizes

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

This new outline for a show is great, but is there any way to put in a middle aged Irish American alcoholic? I’m sure you realize that I, as a middle aged Irish American alcoholic was born to play this role!

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

Mel Brooks had a lead role?

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