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Kayden Wilson
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Lapis is smart for running form a doomed planet Edition.

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Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

I want to rape Kevin

John Allen
John Allen

What would happen if steven encounterd a nazi?

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

selfish
cowardly
unloyal
rapist
thief
faces no consequences for anything
Lapis is shit

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

its a Lapis fags try desperately to defend their ship waifu edition

I get the feeling we are gonna be seeing this edition a lot over this next hiatus

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

I believe Lapis can be redeemed. It happened to Lars, it's happening to Kevin, it'll happen for her.

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

you forgot
attempted child murderer

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

You can trust her!

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

Since Kevin now seems to like Steven I am now fully convinced Steven has love powers that make anyone who's with him for a long period of time love him.

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

/co/thread/96751689#p96758455
is selfish
Whats wrong with this?
running away is cowardly
cowardly
is a word only idiots use.
Idiots who we send to die for us.

If you use the word "strategic retreat" all the human meat shields are happy even if they are doing the same action.

selfish
cowardly
Your controls words don't work on me.

/co/thread/96751689#p96758497
Its more like Lapis is a Soviet soldier in Stalingrad and decides to run instead of holding the line with her comrades
True.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5q8yiXK69I
I hope you realize that Stalingrad was a disaster and the retards we use for war where send there to get slaughtered.
It was a meat grinder only because Stalin was not allowing that the Germans take a city of his name even if the city was nothing more then scorched and useless rubble with no strategic value whatsoever.

Lapis confirmed for not being retard untermensch we send to get killed before robots got invented.
Blue Diamond's ship was in orbit
Moving before thew shit hits the fan and you get chased, super smart.

cowardly since
You kind of remind me of the untermensch who actually believe:
You coward! Why do you use a gun while my civiization only has swords.
Fight me like a real man swords only
Or
You coward! Why do you use a drone while my civiization only has guns.
Fight me like a real man guns only

This command word is only used to get retards worked up to go out and get slaughtered.

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

Steven has love powers that make anyone who's with him for a long period of time love him
Nah, he's just a nice person, so everyone who hangs around him long enough starts to appreciate that. Without exceptions, because it's a cartoon world where irrational animosity doesn't exist.

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

i want to take jasper to therapy and sit by her side at every session until she's happy

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

Idiots who we send to die for us.

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

unironically posts Ayn Rand
doesn't understand warfare, history or actual english apparently
Wow I knew Lapisfags were stupid but I wasn't expecting this level of stupid, I suppose you like her for having a relateable level of intelligence

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

Best thing to come out of this whole year of SU
She's probably fucked off forever and we won't see her ever again
Kill me my dudes
We only got 25 episodes this year
Is that shit normal?

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

Nope, we usually get about 40.

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

RIP Connie's hair, 2013-2017

Short hair is cute, but long suited her so well.

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

What if Steven fused with Hitler?

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

This.
I can't even jerk my big ol dick off to Nu-Cunnie.
:(

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

Reminder that you shouldn't argue with waifu fags because they are physically incapable of understanding their waifu is shit.

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

Stevonnie already looked way too much like Steven, now with Connie having short hair they migh as well just draw a penis on her already

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

Great, I'm going to need to update my Connie files.
And adult Connie will need to be recon too.

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

Lapis fags
I'm not a Lapis fags.
I could care less what she is doing.

I'm only surprised to see Sup Forums
Thinking her making the smart decision is bad somehow.

I did have the same question about Bismuth.
Bizmuth so bad!
Why?
Killing people in war is perfectly OK.

ironically posts Ayn Rand
Yes it was ironic.

warfare, history
Oh I understand it perfectly.
Strange that all the kings and politicians don't go to war themselves.
What are they cowards?
Why are there no generals in the front lines, are they cowards?
You think about this.
The fact is that soldiers are nothing more then pawns to be sacrificed by their owners while the king is always protected.

actual english apparently
Muh engrish
He not use the retarded clusterfuck of a joke langege we do.
Muh engrish
Not a argument.

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

the chess pic
exquisité

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

Kevin brining Steven to a party and hooking him up with a big tit blonde bimbo to pop his cherry when?

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

Eh, I think adult Connie works fine with long hair still. It's a more mature look for her. I think she'd keep the short hair for a while during her rebellious action hero teen years, then let it grow out again.

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

Please keep going with this reddit attitude and spacing.
I love the feeling of being educated by such a supreme gentlemen.

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

discussion of Stevonnie's genitals in /trash/
unironic fedoraposting on Sup Forums
Truly the pinnacle of /sug/s history.

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

Stevonnie has a vagina and balls you can't fucking convince me other wise.

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

How long until Amethyst and Peridot fuse?

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

yfw Lapis and Kevin meet for the first time due to Steven
30 seconds of arguing over if Steven if the best or worst, followed by 10 seconds of glaring and grit-teethed personal insults
Then about 72 hours of loud, raw, bareback sex there on the dance floor.

Michael Green
Michael Green

Who will be the Penders of SU?

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

what are the point of the balls then?

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

that squat
Is she a slav? I hope she's a slav.

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

To sum it all up

1) Argument starts
2) There is a back and forward
3) I present evidence that is irrefutable.
4) The opposition degenerates into random MEME shitposting, becasue they know they are wrong.

pre-internet "coward" MEME
"reddit spacing" MEME
"fedora" MEME
Want to ever post about why no king, politician or general in the front lines only soldiers a.k.a. sacrificial pawns a.k.a. the things we send to get mass killed before robots where invented?

Because its impossible for you.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

Best GAL?

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

What's Connie a nickname for?

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

Probably fugged Ruby

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

She's already off the show.

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

What did you do /sug/!?

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

Cornelia.

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

No idea, but Maheswaran means "Lord of the Universe".

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

We didn't degenerate into anything because you are arguing against no one. This is an anonymous image board and you're trying to carry arguments into multiple threads as if to continue them with the same people. You are just making yourself seem like a fool by thinking everyone is the person you originally argued with.
Lapis betrayed her friends and took peridots home away from her because she was scared. No """""""evidence"""""""""" you've shown changes that.
Also just because you say you don't care about Lapis doesn't mean your every post doesn't drip with the attitude of edgy pseudo intellectual nihilism that Lapis fags love.

James Diaz
James Diaz

running away from a planet about to be attacked
not realizing murdercock will save them

Austin Price
Austin Price

Big Boob Connie is amazing and Steven deserves it

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

I think your gif broke

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

Constance, but it's basically completely separated into an unrelated name now.

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

"Don't worry, stchooball. Death comes not from the skies, but from down below."

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

Steven should pink Kevin!

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

He should pink everyone. He should work with some scientists and engineers to figure out a way to collect large amounts of his emotionally-charged resurrecting tears, aerosolize them, and spray them over the entire planet, chemtrails-style.

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

Can this be a pregnant gems thread?

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

We didn't degenerat
I understand how 4chna works.
Lapis betrayed
And you keep using(despite what you have written) the
coward MEME
or did you upgrade it to the
betrayer MEME?
Because the betrayer MEME simply is not fitting here.

scared
Yes I'm not deputing the shows chronology or events.
You are only coloring it.

Somehow you think this is bad while in fact its extra smart and this is exactly how real life goverments worked since the dawn of history.
"""""""evidence""""""""""
I like you to answer this question.
"how often and where did kings/politicians/generals storm right next to their soldier in battle"
"are kings/politicians/generals cowards for this? "

Because since the dawn of history it was like basically like this the kings/politicians/generals say:
You there trained attack dog retards!
Go there and fight for me while I sit here and I'm safe.
Get killed for me in my name!
if you don't do it you area coward!!!1111ONEONEONE

That feeling in the back your head that makes you angry is your realization that your believe system is self contradictory.
You are getting mad and try to defend your belief system.

The truth is ether you drop the
coward MEME
and have nothing to blame on Lapis
or you start blaming every politician IRL for their cowardice.
And you are perfectly self consistent and I have no problem wit you.
You somehow refuse to answer what you think of the cowardice of kings/politicians/generals or present your ground breaking dogma where kings/politicians/generals are gods and we plebs are their property.

There is one rule in philosophy you can have whatever strange believe system what you want only be self consistent.
You are not and your failure to answer these questions combined with the fact that you feel discomfort if I point it out shows that your belief system is nothing more then pop culture MEMEs (the Richard Dawkins kind).

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

So she's Steven's master

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

Is Jasper best dog?

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

pearls can be programmed and controlled by their owners
cg pearl is programmed to not be able to speak and to kill pink diamond
whoa

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

She's best dog, best human, and best gem

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

no

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

implying Steven isn't her master

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

iktfb
I just want to see her and her cuntness once again. I really had fun with her interactions.

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

What's the source?

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

But what about the show?

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

It'll go on after Jasper returns and then promptly dies.

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

Ok

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

tfw got a fat fetish poster warned

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

I'm not a Lapis fags.
I could care less what she is doing.
I'm only surprised to see Sup Forums
Thinking her making the smart decision
is bad somehow.
Oh I understand it perfectly.
Strange that all the kings and politicians don't go to war themselves.
What are they cowards?

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

if you ditch you friends and the people who love you because you are scared then you are a coward. period. if my superpowered friend, who's life i saved and who crashed at my house for free for over a year, suddenly ran away like a coward and stole my house right as my family and home town became threatened instead of helping me with their superpowers for once, i would consider them a selfish coward

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

Lapis wanted her friends to come with her. They refused. She accepted their decision.

Liam Young
Liam Young

reactor
of a fucking scribble image
from 2 fucking years ago
fuck OFF and die
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/120925624512/i-hope-that-the-reason-that-connies-a-good

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

and refused to help them. and stole their house. and ran away like a coward.

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

INDEXER IS ON THE LOOSE
MOOOOOOOODS

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

Strange that all the kings and politicians don't go to war themselves.
What are they cowards?
Yes. They are cowards

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

/co/thread/96751689#p96757166

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

How much more training does Connie need to go through to learn that having a will and thinking things other than what Steven or Pearl tell her are wrong?

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

I hope a lot, so she can die for them as soon as possible.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

coward
Why should anyone even care about this word?
if you ditch you friends and the people who love you because you are scared
Translation:
You must stay with your friends even if they are walking into a death trap.
1)How about NO.
2) This only makes you stupid.
3) picture related
4) Answer the kings/politicians/generals question

"how often and where did kings/politicians/generals storm right next to their soldier in battle"
"are kings/politicians/generals cowards for this? "

superpowers
I'm ignoring the terrible OP power levels the shit pseudo writers gave to Lapis and then decided to make her a normal gem and not a diamond.
I'm working with the assumption that they retcone it or will introduce gems who are beyond planetary devastators and make Lapis look like a baby.

Lapis was somehow cracked by Bizmuth.
Somehow.
Shit writing is shit.

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

Now do the same to fatsper fags.

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

Apparently a lot. Imagine Pearl doing same shit Connie did in this bomb to Rose. You can't.

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

Pregnant gems are allowed.

Christian King
Christian King

But she didn't do anything. Steven was freaking out over nothing.

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

she deserves a night of torture for ignoring her master for 2 weeks like that

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Don't bully her

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

This is genuinely entertaining.
Do you actually believe all the crap you post or are you just trying to get (you)s?

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

what a terrible edit.

Noah Hill
Noah Hill

What edit?

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

https://fefydraw.tumblr.com/post/167470974052/have-you-noticed-how-the-animation-backgrounds

Wanted looked great, but there was a notable bump in animation quality during Steven Bomb 8.

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

bump in animation quality
Didn't noticed, looked pretty average.
The backgrounds were gorgeous though, the only good thing out of Gemcation

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

Definitely. Seems like they were saving budget for the later seasons when shit is getting real at last

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

I wish seasons three and four didn't look so terrible

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

Do you actually believe all the crap you post
What part?
Are you saying about philosophy?
Absolutely this is basic thinking everyone should be capable of doing.
You also sound like someone who did never try to even engage in moral philosophy.

This is genuinely entertaining.
Dude moral philosophy is the most exciting thing you can engage in.

To wrap up:
I know and present the truth of this world.
or can everyone answer this:
"how often and where did kings/politicians/generals storm right next to their soldier in battle"
"are kings/politicians/generals cowards for this? "

And my personal take.
I'm not going to do everything even stay with someone because they are stupid and not running from a bombing raid for example.
Regardless if they are my "friend" or my "lover" or whoever they are stupid and I'm not getting killed because of their stupidity.
Would anyone else act diferent?

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

It may come down to the art director in the end. Season 5 got a new one and it's been pretty consistent so far.

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

you must stay with your friends even walking into a death trap
Except they are not and lapis overeacted,just like allways.
And you SHOULD help your friends if they are walking into a death trap instead of abandoning. Thats what friends do.
I hope you dont have any friends.

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

don't we all?

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

bomb raid
But the earth isnt in a bomb raid. Its fine now and they can prepare to have a chance. Specially if you are the one with the granade launchers.
And you shouldnt abandon your family and friends and take their houses you fucking crazy asshole. Not even in the face of death.
Youre a terrible person.

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

Looks akin to the cushy deep animation budget Gravity Falls was allowed from daddy Disney.

You must be blind.
Could be

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

Tombwomb

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

Scenario to answer:
There is a WW2 style bombing raid coming you are warned in advance, you can run however your:
friend/lover/parent/<insert position here>
Says
No we must stay this is our home!

Do you walk away and leave them there to stay in their "home'?
Or do you stay with them.
I'm not getting killed over stupidity so I simply walk away and leave them doing what they want.

Who of you will act differently in a scenario like this?
And you SHOULD
Thats what friends do

The power of friendship is a TV MEME and stupid.

lapis overeacted
So your problem is not that she is the devil for doing what she did you are criticizing her for having a lower threshold while calculating uncertainty?
Because its a minor complaint and not what you did argue for in your own post here.

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

Towniebomb

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

I'm not sure what is going on here. Jasper is implying that Opal is romantically/fusionally interested in Lapis but her expression is one of stern concentration from the very first frame. Maybe the artist should work on her expressions.

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

murdercocking jasper
don't do it hoe

Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

The power of friendship is a TV MEME and stupid.
t. no friend hugless kissless 30 year old virgin

James Roberts
James Roberts

daily reminder that David Bowie was the first gem

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

Jasper is implying that Opal is romantically/fusionally interested in Lapis
How the hell did you gather that?

It’s obviously a joke on how forgetful Opal is that she’d have no idea who Lapis is, pearl and Amy don’t give a shit about her as it is. And jasper is giving a “scrutinizing” look

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

Oh wait, I see how you got that jasper thought that Opal was trying to mooch on lapis. That she’s trying to silently yet sternly disapprove....

But I think my interpretation in the above post is correct

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

But the earth isnt in a bomb raid
Its a adequate comparison.
What do you think the diamonds do?
Blow up Earth(cluster says hello) or swarm it with super soldiers?

planet = town.
Is basically equivalent in my opinion.
And you shouldnt abandon your family and friends
Even if they want to stay in the carpet bombing?
Answer this.
I'm fascinated by your world view.

take their houses
SEE
/co/thread/96751689#p96758392
AND steal their stuff
This was strange.
Lapis is a confirmed barn thief, I'm not going to argue this.

The subject is about her abandoning people who are clearly suicidal and moronic.
I'm not interested in her and her stealing (she is guilty) dont change the subject.
The main point is about her running away.

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

Says the no friend hugless kissless 30 year old Sup Forums virgin

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

bowie is dead
ywn fuck david bowie
time to kill myself

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Pictured, not answering the question.
Evading and posting MEMEs instead of answering what he will do.

Here is the question for you:
Scenario to answer:
There is a WW2 style bombing raid coming you are warned in advance, you can run however your:
friend/lover/parent/<insert position here>
Says
No we must stay this is our home!

Do you walk away and leave them there to stay in their "home'?
Or do you stay with them.
I'm not getting killed over stupidity so I simply walk away and leave them doing what they want.

Who of you will act differently in a scenario like this?

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

I don't know about you guys, but I really enjoy the irony of a show having the most powerful character in the good guy's side be the most selfish and cowardly one.

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

it's okay user, i can relate

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

the most powerful character
the most selfish and cowardly one.
Lapis most powerful.
Most intelligent to avoid danger.

The full package.

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

trying to outfedora the fedora lord
You said that friendship doesn't matter and that we should all stab each other in the back the second it benefits us in someway. You do not exist in any sort of logical reality and I'm not gonna sit here and try to argue with someone with no grasp of what it means to be a regular sane person with affection towards other.
Keep writing your hour long essays on why Lapis isn't shit when I just need to call her a traitor to prove she is.

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

*tips*

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

Are Peridot and Steven going to take showers together?

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

No. Steven bathes in the kitchen sink.

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

Steven's too afraid to even wash his hair in front of her

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

maybe, I mean he normally just does it with Amethyst

I guess Peridot can join too

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

Blue Diamond uses Lapisses for watersports.

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

Yes. They are cowards
Are you protesting politicians for this?

I on the other hand realize that the "brave" MEME was created by these kings and other dictators to have a willing army.

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

I guess I'll have to face
That in this awful place
I shouldn't show a trace of doubt
But pulled against the grain
I feel a little pain
That I would rather do without
I'd rather be free, free, free
I'd rather be free, free, free
Free, free, free from here

Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

I want this gems backstory so bad

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

yeah sure

if you call being forced to run away from all other gems for the rest of eternity freedom

Isaac White
Isaac White

Yeah, spending the rest of eternity in an empty barn floating in the endless void of space sure seems like the most intelligent thing to do. Lapis just trapped herself alone inside another mirror, but this time willingly.

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

bravery meme
Yes goy don't stand up for your friends and family just run away and live another day
The only brainwashed one here is you. (((((They)))))) made you actually think you're smart for being a cowardly pussy who would run away from any hint of danger, whether there is a chance of you winning the confrontation or not, leaving those you love to die.
You seriously sound like you have some sort of guilt that you are trying to justify to us.

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

Bunch of gems decided to fuck.

David Nelson
David Nelson

Why nobody post best boy yet?

Jordan White
Jordan White

Any lewd art of Kevin?

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

trying to outfedora the fedora lord
le fedota MEME

Silly thing only responds in preprogramed MEMEs.
Also pictured not answering the scenario.
What is it and you not answering?
I know the answer to this.
to be a regular
Translation:
Blindly obey your social environment

with affection towards other
Translation:
I can not think and will always be a slave to a mixture of social and biological drives that I'm incapable and unwilling to understand.
I will belittle you for not being a thoughtless slave creature like myself.

Its a simply scenario, one you might find yourself one day.
Maybe not with bombs and armies however there are scenarios like this.
Simply scenario and all you need to do is answer it.
Lapis isn't shit
I actually be here:
https://www.philosophersmag.com/games
Try some interactive games to get a start in philosophy.

goy MEME
Do I really need to show why this is stupid?
Yes GOY fight for Israel if you don't the Jews win!
Support ZOG if you don't the Jews win!

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

Pink Diamond will never come to ravish your planet and place you in her zoo
you will never experience the bliss of slowly losing your will and becoming a mindless doll blindly obeying the little voice
you will never be told to happily reach up like you're going to touch outer space when PD comes to visit her pets

Camden Price
Camden Price

Kek what a faggot.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

Quads of truth. Checked.
Kek what a faggot.

Carson Howard
Carson Howard

Implying PD didn't die due to semen poisoning
I'm sorry user, your waifu fucked a cave chad, she'll never brainwash you because she understands human dick is far tastier free range.

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

Silly animal you are still mentally incapable of answering this scenario.
This makes me laugh.
Quads of truth
Do you realize how retarded you autists are for obsessing over repeating numbers?
Its hard not to laugh at you inferiors for this.

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

The bomb format is so unbelievably shit

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

You fags do realize if you keep replying to the baiter youre giving him what he wants,right. Just ignore him.

Its true. Its really hurting the show. A lot of people dropped this show due to the hiatus

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

baiter
the bait MEME
Seriously what is so hard abut answering a simple scenario?

Scenario to answer:
There is a WW2 style bombing raid coming you are warned in advance, you can run however your:
friend/lover/parent/<insert position here>
Says
No we must stay this is our home!

Do you walk away and leave them there to stay in their "home'?
Or do you stay with them.
I'm not getting killed over stupidity so I simply walk away and leave them doing what they want.

Who of you will act differently in a scenario like this?

Simply give me the answer to it.
Is it so hard for you to answer this question?

I know it is.
This feeling of discomfort are your mental chains keeping you trapped and in line to the programming you are given.

Just ignore him.
Translation:
If someone asks questions or wants you to think about something that makes you uncomfortable then Just ignore him.

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

Iv seen the word meme uses too much this thread

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

Meme

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

Blame the baiter

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

Fine,ill answer you. No,i wouldnt leave my family. And i wouldnt take our house. There edgyboy.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture

And how do scripted copy past responses not qualifying to be memes?

Also all these catch phrases are considered internet MEMEs.
So its double correct, you need to keep in mind that I'm communicating with chaners.
They only respond in copy pasted automated responses and the only way is to try to communicate with the in a way they understand it.

Levi Price
Levi Price

listing wikipedias entry on memes
Hahahahaha oh brother

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

Thanks.
So you are willing to die because you will not abandon your family. Even if they turn insane do to for example Alzheimer?

And you are going to follow their leadership? (Or do they have a Liberum Veto over you? I want this only clarified) To your death?

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

You want the page number of the actual book?

Na you are a chaner who has the attention span of a goldfish with ADHD and if its not clickable you are not interested.

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

Yes,but i would try to help them the best way i can.
I dont think a WW2 comparison is fair because thats not what steven and lapis are in. Its more like a war veteran who leaves his family with their house due to north koreas threat of WW3.

John Allen
John Allen

Okay fedora

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

Yes
So you are willing to die even if your families reasoning is stupid and or insane?

Add this line to your scenario
I offered and explained everything to my family
I gave them the chance to leave with me
They wanted to stay

WW2 comparison
Its a simple example that will not require pages upon pages of explanation of the entire scenario.

house due to north koreas threat of WW3.
Only I think the diamonds coming to earth is almost a given.
They have a un-exploded cluster (someone will check on this).
Aqua is still coming back for the humans.
And the Diamonds will be after Steven.

And in this scenario HW are a advanced empire while humans are savages in a village.

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

I actually like the bomb format. Steven Universe just isn't the kind of show for it. The concept of releasing bingeable episodes in packs of ~5 episode arcs only works when the episodes are connected and interesting. The Zoo and Wanted bombs were perfect example of how well the format could work, however so much of Steven is townie filler which slows the pacing to a halt. Filler works in a weekly release obviously, but to use the most recent bomb as an example, it's incredibly infuriating to wait months of no new content only to get 5 episodes of nothing happening

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

What are the perks of believing in Steven?

Nathaniel Bennett
Nathaniel Bennett

Okay fedora
What is the speargign manchild snickering at actual intelligent debate and exchange?

Richard Dawkins The Selfish Gene p192.
Here i even found you a pdf.

http://s-f-walker.org.uk/pubsebooks/pdfs/Richard_Dawkins_The_Selfish_Gene.pdf

William Reyes
William Reyes

tfw no Bowie cameo in SU

Colton Green
Colton Green

9 times out of 10 he works every time
That and you get the chance to mack on his hot mom (Pick one)

Ethan White
Ethan White

If they didn't happen once every other year I'd be fine with it. I just want some god damn consistency.

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

If Overwatch and Moana can make a Bowie character then so can SU

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

I hope she comes back soon! Her character has been about running away for as long as she's been in the show and now she should be written to overcome in in some way!

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high
There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true

Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh, why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?

William Davis
William Davis

You mean pearl?

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

anything you have posted
intelligent debate
All you've done is set up hypothetical scenarios where your answer is the only plausible answer that has almost no relation to the original topic of Lapis being a selfish cunt who abandoned her friends and the person who saved her life not once but like 3 times(Saved her from the mirror from being a prisoner and from malachite)
Please just fuck off. Not a single person here agrees with you and we also just don't fucking care.
If the thread wasn't so dead you wouldn't even be getting any (you)s.

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

Lapis was a big crutch for the show and now that she's gone the show is a little bit better because of it
Also that image is small

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

keeps talking about how people can't overcome their biological affection towards their family and that makes them sheep
posts an evolutionist's views on being selfish and why its a good quality
Why don't you stop being a sheep driven by your biological need to survive and help someone for once?

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

hypothetical scenarios
has almost no relation to the original topic
her friends
How can my scenario not be exactly this?
Only with bombs and planes instead of intergalactic star ships?

Explain how?

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Can someone make an edit of Manhattan with a lapis face with a bunch of fucking meepmorps sitting around please

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

People keep coming down on Lapis because she left Earth. Didn't Superman leave Earth for selfish reasons he thought were for the greater good?

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

Lapis didn't leave for the greater good

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

and Goku stayed dead

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

list your top 10 gems

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

you serious?

kek

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

the fuck does Superman have to do with Lapis?

stop trying to distract from how shit tier your waifu is

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

Daily reminder that Kevin should be cherished for he is the Best Human.

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

STEVE NIG JEW NIG VERSE

Chapter One: Them Crystal Jams Battle

Homoworld was being invade by roastquartz and her army of roasties them flower girl gems. lue diamond said "die for me" and them jams did. then once rosens was defeat him gottered their army and went to earth

Chapter Two: Great Gem Battle

Steven was mind his own busines when sudenly the diamonds came and said "Steven! Your mother was whore" and steven said NO! [cue pokemon music] steven became gemcraft and set amethys and garnet and perl onto towers and they shotted the homeworl solderis in their path, killing like a thousand of them but then fast mobs snuck by and ten of them went into stephin house and it was bad!

Chamter C: The Sacrifice

perl: "STEPHEN!"
The gems went and fighted the pink diamond and the blue diamond and the diamond ruby from /tg/ and then they defeat them. steven was save when their army deactitronicked in front of him.
"whew" he said with him wiping the swat form his eyes

he go outside and discover the gems crack and destroyed. no amount of spitting on them work.

Greg: "Steven the crystal skulls are dead. Order a delicious dinner meal from the big donut."

steven: "ok daddy"

chamber four: epilogue

steven and greg were sitting in home. greg knew steve boy was sad so he said "it is now time for father son fusing. Fuse with me, steven." and he pointed a shotgun at steve-os chest

steven and greg fused for a while and greg got to feel roseanne inside him and he got all gushy and creep steven out. connie was sad cus perl coulnt teach her how to sword?spear fight and then she and stevne became stevonne and got knock up with kevins child

but the child.... had a gem???!!!

Toby Continued.

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

I honestly couldn't give a fuck less about Lapis.
I just hate the autist who thinks he is the most intelligent person in the room trying to prove he is in fact the most intelligent person in the room by arguing the opposition to the majority opinion that Lapis was a selfish bitch.

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

I love it when Lapis is shitty to everyone but me.

I mean, Steven. Everyone but Steven.

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

You understand nothing.
I'm not a Richard Dawkins clone its not liek I agree with him on everything.
You wanted a reference to the word MEME you got one.

The things he writes about are the chains(I talk about) that keep you dancing like a puppet.
And you posting MEMEs and thinking in MEMEs show this.

Not only this you have no idea what RD writes.
RD view translated:
You are a puppet to the genes, you are not important only a accident made by evolution to serve genetics.
All your believe systems all you have and are is only to be a vessel for DNA.

And RD writes how
Like DNA we must recognize that there might be other things like MEMEs that control you
You are nothing other then garbage, and only manufactured to serve MEMEs only to be a vessel for MEMEs

(my viev) Here is the thing bucko the things that control you are nether conscious or sane or capable or understanding reality.
You are nothing more then a robot piloted by MEMEs who control the body you are.

And if a MEMEs *goal* is to make the body go to the light you will mindlessly walk into the flame and burn like a moth.

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

Lapis didnt leave for the greater good

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

I don't fucking care dude. No one cares. Will you just fuck off already?

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

look at me mom im an intellectual

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

that’s spike-anon, he’s german. must be corrupted form taking too many muslim loads

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

Comparing Lapis to Superman

Austin Price
Austin Price

If nothing matters you should really just fucking kill yourself.

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

she flies and is blue

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

Great comparison

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

kys indexe-
wait...

thanks I guess

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

by arguing the opposition to the majority opinion that Lapis was a selfish bitch.
WEW lad.
Did I get this right:
Believing what the majority believes in makes you intelligent

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

official steven universe power tier chart:

god tier:
kevin - he is literally perfect.
greg - based hairdad
amethyst - i want to fuck her so bad

great tier:
garnet - her laugh always brings a smile to my face
peridot - youd be a clod to think otherwise

good tier:
connie - shes cool i guess
holopearl - two frames of animation for mouth movement arfenhouse style and cuts the crap and go straight to the fight. fuck yes.

bad tier:
lapis - fuck off cunt

shit tier:
pearl - o boy high strung overparanoid busybody with the weakest parameters ever.

secret king tier:
uncle grandpa - best episode.

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

No Andy.
For fuck's sake, user.

Juan King
Juan King

caring about some literally who who went off to college and abandoned his toys for 3d and then came back and gave them to goodwill so they could all die separated and scared and cold
how disgusting.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

I've always liked episodes with Kevin he's always fun.
Also wished they formed stevonnie for him.

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

Now that the fedorafags left lets actually talk about the show.
If you could write an episode what would it be about?

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

thye didn't because steven is fucking whipped by that cunt connie who didn't accept any fault even though she is the major one at fault for not fucking replying. "muh womyn feelings boo hoo steven cared to end things without putting me at risk" what a fucking cunt she needs to die in a fire.

Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

steven and amethyst investigate a strange smell in amethyst's room, when they discover an ancient evil...

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

I'd turn it into a full-on hentai series, user.

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

took me a second

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

You are evading the truth.
I think you are mentally incapable of understanding what is told to you.
You keep on returning to the same MEME based thought patterns.
fedora
If nothing matters you should really just fucking kill yourself.

You could not even possibly begin to understand what I think or are.
All I wanted to is get some answers.

All you did was evade answering the questions and I barely managed to get one of you to answer it once.
Sandy the inquiry for clarification was never answered.

And I know exactly why.
You human slime should not think of yourself more then particles in motion, simple deterministic preprogramed toys.

I crawled out of the primordial slime that you and the likes of you are and transcended your limitations.
you are incapable of thinking or consciousness.
Slime that needs to be worked to become something.

Potential for consciousness, not conscious itself.
However I know you will fail to understand or remember it.
After all you are incapable of thinking.

Little more then research subjects in my experiments.

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Woah momma

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

Garnet, Steven and Peridot talking. It comes out that Peridot has never properly met Ruby or Sapphire.
Garnet unfuses. Peridot spends half the day hanging with Ruby and half the day with Sapphire getting to know them.
Both Ruby and Sapphire are given characterisation outside their relationship.
The issue of Peridot eventually fusing is also bought up.

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

my waifu causes this much ass hurt
Perfect

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

wanting to waifu kevin this hard
a man of good taste I see

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

They didn't because the crew knew that if they formed stevonnie than made her do some thing playful like push him into the pool. Weirdo draw fags would take it as the fucking bat signal to start shipping them

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

Peridot is too good for Brapis

William Jackson
William Jackson

Looks like Peridot has a small green penis

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

peridot = grass
lapis = water
jasper = fire

grass > water
water > fire
fire > grass

what does it mean

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

But who's electricity?

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

Garnet

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

You're just saying that cause she's black

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

She can Litterally conduct electricity

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

YD

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

steven universe the mmorpg

which class are you?

garnet - foresight lets you see enemy attack lines, and you get dodge skills

amethyst - can change shape into various forms with different powers for puzzle solving and combat

pearl - can make holo copies of yourself that can engage in battle as well

peridot - hacking skills and technomancy for some problem solving and useful drone abilities

lapis - can fly and hydrate people

jasper - huge health pool and high strength

steven - bubble and shields to protect teammates, can revive fallen party

connie - most fragile but has GUTS and can inspire partymembers raising morale and power

greg - can wash cars and buy anything in the game from the start

kevin - mysoginist shitlord troll class

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

hydrate people
implying she’d be a healer and not a warlock

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

bitch just throws water come back when she can bloodmanipulate people

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

She manipulated orange juice in Alone at Sea. She can do blood no problem.

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

Tfw my favorite character's a shitlord class.

William Bennett
William Bennett

orange juice
literally from concentrate
literally 5% juice, 5% high fructose corn syrup, 89% water and 1% red and yellow dyes
literally thinking anyone likes this shit
i bet you drink it thats why you brought that up.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

DLC edition:

lars - can revive himself from the dead every now and then thanks to pink power

lion - teleports and ambush abilities, power roar

donut girl - manifests pure evil, but is encouraged to quit on parties during boss battles to get double the experience and treasure she would have gotten by staying there and doing her fucking job especially in a time of crisis.

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

And blood is 92% water, what’s your point? If she can manipulate orange juice, she’d have an even easier time with blood.

Carter King
Carter King

the fucking pearl figure i ordered got delayed s m h

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

peridot.

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

How about an episode that's just Pearl and Amethyst hanging out with Greg.

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

blood is soulbound and protected by plot armor, that's what. find me a character in any media who protects their orange juice with their life and then maybe you've got grounds to talk.

David Lopez
David Lopez

Thoughts?
this sounds like a great episode

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

Connie arrives at the beach for her scheduled training with Pearl, they warp to the arena. After they leave Garnet suddenly gets a vision of a corrupted gem they have to catch. The warp to the arena isn't working for whatever reason. Garnet and Amethyst decide not to wait for it and go without Pearl. Steven insists they take Peridot, who is still living in his bathroom. The rest of the episode is a typical s1 corrupted-gem-of-the-week drill, but with Peridot instead of Pearl.

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

Greg hangs out with pearl for like five minutes and then gets to fucking rose-amethyst while pearl watches and wishes she was greg.

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

Desire to keep your blood in your body doesn’t stop you from bleeding when cut. You wouldn’t be able to stop someone who can pick up and drop entire oceans on a whim.

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

Kel from Kenan and Kel? Although in his case is orange soda, so maybe it's not the same.

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

Connie sounds hard mode as fuck sign me up
2nd account is obligatory kevin

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

are you fucking kidding me? ill just tell her im going to rape her and watch as she has flashbacks of jasper and gets triggered and runs away like the bitch she is.

thats surprisingly good. well done.

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

She can try to take the blood out of me, but I'll fucking bloodrocute her for it.

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

She does

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

that pic
Connie with 5 study stacks

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

Delayed by how long? Best thing is to keep yourself busy with other stuff. The figure will be delivered before you know it.

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

orange juice
literally from concentrate
doesn’t have to be

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

Its time to go to Gem War.

Assign your roles!

Warchief - The one in charge of the whole thing. If they die, you fail.

Bodyguard - Their personal protector. They serve as personal guardian with their lives, but nothing else.

Tactician - One who plans out and scouts ahead. They won't usually be in the fighting, but need to be smart and agile for the best effect.

Warmonger - The terror inducer. Their presence alone will demoralize the enemy army, and they should be able to shrug off becoming the focus target of attacks.

Assault Leader - Directs others in combat, they support and inspire the troops and assist in the fighting on the front lines.

Other - Free space. You can give them a role of whatever liking you want.

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

Warchief - Kevin.

Bodyguard - Kevin.

Tactician - Kevin.

Warmonger - Kevin.

Assault Leader - Kevin.

Other - Kevin.

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

Body gaurd

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

Pedo begone

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

Its been 2 weeks.
And there is still no patch to fix all the horrible game-crashing bugs

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

War chief- Steven
Bodyguard- Connie
Tactician- Ronaldo
Warmonger- lapis/garnet
Assault leader - lars/pearl
other
Moral booster keeps the troops lively and hopefully- Greg

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

I got my patch a week ago

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

'Kani'. It's a Tamil girl's name.

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

people saying new episodes
threads are back
been seeing zero promos on CN
I am confused. I cna see like an episode leaked a few days before release but.. the fucks going on?

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

Today, I bring you: "How to fix Steven Universe changing only one scene in the last episode, so that all the shit we've been through feels like it was worth"

Allow me to illustrate:
Maybe this is still too soon.
I don't even know what to say to you.
I'm... angry...
I miss you...
I feel like i'm out of my mind!

No, you're not!
I surrendered myself to Homeworld.
I let them take me away, maybe forever, and then... I came back and tried to act like it was no big deal.
But it was a big deal, i couldn't stand the thought of you being taken away on that spaceship.
But... Then i did that to you!
I promised you we'd always be a team and... I let you down.
I'm sorry.
Gem buds?

Gem buds.

AND THEN THEY KISS.
THERE IT IS FOLKS, THE WAY TO FIX STEVEN UNIVERSE AND LET KIDS ACT LIKE FUCKING KIDS AND NOT LIKE RETARDED ASSHOLES.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

Warchief-Steven
Bodyguard-Jasper
Tactician-Peridot
Warmonger-Garnet
Assault leader-Pearl
Other-Amethyst,bismuth and lapis

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

It's on the app

Jack Long
Jack Long

they’re only on the CN app until next month

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

I dunno why but that kinda made me sad.

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

gem buds
Also agree with the kissing. We shoulda got kissing

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

https://grumpyfaceblog.tumblr.com/post/167437594568/save-the-light-v102-patch-notes
the ps4 version has been patched, the xbox version should be up soon if not already

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

And that he will never voice anyone on SU. Which reminds me...

I like it. I like it.

I see her side and I'm still upset at her.

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

...Among other things.

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

POIL

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Superman would totally be a Lapisfag.

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

DEEPEST

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

How? On Homeworld, where miscegenation is punished by death, a whole series of gems decides to 'cluster' together?

The more gems, the more unstable a fusion becomes. Garnet is pretty unique in that regard, but somehow, Fluorite is completely stable despite consisting of six members?
I want to know more.

Pathetic.

It's not small...

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Poil indeed

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

So when is Captain Lars?

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

Fuck that, I wanted a Lars bomb.

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

POIL, user.

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

sometime between now and february

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

I swear only Disney has any fucking clue what they're doing with their animated shows these days. And that's damning with praise.

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

Since were not getting anymore episodes for a while, anyone wanna make a suicide cult?

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

being a ps4 sub-human

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

anyone wanna make a suicide cult
make
future tense
Oh dear sweet summer child. Where do you think we are?

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

Fuck off xbone

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

not being a idort

John Allen
John Allen

you can do that but add stevonnie

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

I had a dream where on a space arc, lars and stevonnie infiltrate a HW party building of some kind where only the elite can show up, and they find lapis getting "drunk" so she can drown her sorrows. I dont remember what happens after that other than lapis being funny drunk

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Being a console subhuman

I just made the switch last week, and PC really is master race

plus I got a switch to bang my fish waifu in

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

Can;t Pearl fuse and siply talk? Or are Opal and Sardonyx under the same sort of spell.

Aaron King
Aaron King

pc x switch master race
MAH nigga

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

where only the elite can show up
they find lapis
Lapis is a construction worker, user, not an elite.

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

Pearl isn't under a fucking spell

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

It would be cool if the show took a break from the main cast for a bit and just had an arc with stevonnie Lars and lapis

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

We will see

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

mah user from another mother

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

not my user from another femanon

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

All out 3 parter where a whole gem legion invades beach city and has a prototype breaking point for some plot convenience reason.

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

this badge makes me feel good about myself

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

I just want more adventures with them.

Caleb White
Caleb White

So when's the next episodes?
2020?

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

'Cember.

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

I like this messy hair pearl

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

Can someone explain to me how CN airing works?
Because I don't fucking understand it

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

What is a good PS4 emulator to play the game on PC?

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

ps4 emulator

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

he was baiting you dumb fuck

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

What should I emulate then my man?
To play this game?

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

Well i dontt know. I allways thought she looked like an elite.

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

Pc

James Gray
James Gray

http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Save_the_Light
Is only PS4 and XBO

James Gray
James Gray

Seen no less than 2-3 tumblr posts that slam the writing of the entire show for the latest bomb no being strictly about lore.

These fucks have no idea what bad writing is.

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

The writing may still be good, but the pacing is show-ruiningly bad.

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

I want to fappy to lappy

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

Don't let your dreams be dreams

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

posting blue boards on a blue board

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

Does anyone have that picture of a crowd of anons carrying and cheering their waifu. Then dropping her with the old ones and picking up a new waifu when she comes along?

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

you mispelled broad

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

pearl has big feet

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

>blushmallet

Evan Howard
Evan Howard

"...because Stalin was not allowing that the Germans take a city of his name..."
History Channel detected.

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

This...!

Carson Green
Carson Green

"Strange that all the kings and politicians don't go to war themselves."
"Whataboutism" detected.

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

*tips fedora*

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

Pay no attention to this
The post.

James Robinson
James Robinson

What fusion do you want to see the most?

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

The David Bowie version of Rainbow Quartz that Pearl/Steven will be

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

Steven and mayor Dewey.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

constant wait for episode is boring

Caleb King
Caleb King

Whataboutism
He unironically uses this.

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

/thread

Brody White
Brody White

Saltwater

or Peridot with anyone at this point

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

Neo rainbow quartz

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

Stevonnie I'm tried of seeing new fusions that show up for one episode or 2
I rather just see development of what we have at this point.

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

Actually, for what her backstory is worth, her gem cracked when a fleeing homeworld gem trampled on it when she was trapped in a mirror at the Galaxy Warp.
That said, her backstory doesn't make much sense.

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

Daily reminder that Andy did nothing wrong.

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

What doesn’t make sense about it? It is very bare bones but makes sense.

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

For sure, but that's mostly the hiatuses stretching things out IMO. 6 episodes isn't too long of a time between arcs, but when you have to wait 6 months for it...

Amy/Peri

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

"how often and where did kings/politicians/generals storm right next to their soldier in battle"
False equivalency: Apples, oranges, and bananas.
...Are you trying the "I-Know-the-Answer-but-I-Want-You-to-Answer-First" play?

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

her backstory doesn't make much sense.
Nothing in SU really is making much sense.

Bizmuth poofed her.
https://youtu.be/Wj2PbMzwBpM

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

For sure, but that's mostly the hiatuses stretching things out IMO. 6 episodes isn't too long of a time between arcs, but when you have to wait 6 months for it...
That's part of it, but that majority of season 4 was townie shit with little to no actual plot development.

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

Also very true. I'm just glad to be behind it now.

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism
I see no reason not to. Pointing at others to defend the own mistakes is precisely that.

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

barefoot
best fusion

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

Are you for real?
Or are you pretending to be retarded?

You must be so brain damaged that you don't even realize you are serfs.

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

watch the n-bombs
watch the f-bombs

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

i hate niggers we should kill them all

white mans world we gotta keep it christian

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

Fuck all you christian slavs, paganism for the win nature bois

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

niggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotniggerfaggotnigger

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

Look at this cracka

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

1) its literally a propaganda technique a.k.a bullshit made up to convince by trickery the idiots to believe in something.

Are you going to post literal commercials to be fact next to it.

2) everything is about it is retarded.
The cringy name.

And its right next to "consequism"
Andy
if you poke out oyur eyes you will be unable to see
Bill
ha this is consequism <links to it> you are wrong!
And Bill poked out his eyes.

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

Seeing this on phone is quite beautiful.
It's like a moving pattern

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

IT IS UP TO THE WHITE MAN

TO STRAIGHTEN OUT THE QUEER

ROUND UP ALL THE NIGGERS AND HOOK NOSED KIKES, AND ALL THOSE FUCKING HIPPIE SPACE ALIENS AND FUCKIN SEND EM OFF PLANET

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

#AndyDeservesBetter

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

The Hiatus has been rough on the diamonds

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

Those this Imply that superman fucked Lighting Lad back in the day?...in the future?

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

Simple: Do you want your subject to talk or not? It's highly unlikely that Peridot had Lapis placed in another mirror for an interview. Something else is going on, that's all.

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

we'll never have David Bowie as a guest star.
He left too soon...
https://youtu.be/0ZpMd9pQUO4

Alexander White
Alexander White

How would you rate S5 so far /sug/? Better or worse than S4? Better than the first ten episodes of any of the previous seasons?

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

Jasper/Pearl

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

Those folds on her back
Disgusting.

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Remember that episode where Amethyst got drunk while everyone was doing Karaoke and broke down while singing Jessie's girl, only to accidentally slip midway through and start singing about Roses Guy.
Man, I'll never know how they got away with that shit.

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

people have folds.
from skinny to fat.

Go look at more porn

William Phillips
William Phillips

https://imgur.com/a/3s5W3

Recording sessions archived by studio user. Hopefully the cast should be back in the recording booth by now.

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

Typically I either play a magic class or a healer class when I play a mmorpg that includes them, Steven and Peridot fit those rolls best.

That being said, if it turns out there are a lot of people playing Steven and Peridot, I'd probably make a secondary account to play as the character I saw being used the least, except Kevin because I never touch the joke/troll classes unless I'm going for a challenge run.

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

To bad for you logic is useless and:
A) You are a child who thinks he is smart yet he sounds stupid.
B) you know logic is bullshit yet you think you can impress anyone over the age of 15 quoiting logical fallacies.

Let me demonstrate you by posting this.
You committed the:
argumentum ad logicam
Feel free to google and learn what it is.
Yes you post is a logical fallacy.

Logic is for 15 year old kids and useless since it contradicts itself.

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

I would like this as a plan B) or C)?

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

Implying I watch porn
Stay mad, chubster.

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

She a Gem canibel, plain and simple.

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

this is my life now

t. Lapis Lazulli

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

rougher than you think

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

This or Steven/Peridot

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

I want to bet a 100 Peridot points that this end with no great revelation, or farther character development and the main plot will be forgotten again.
Gravity Falls all over again.

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

When did seeing new gems go from being an awesome treat to just being expected?
For me probably the Zoo arc and seeing an entire family of Amethysts.

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

Gravity Falls all over again.

What happened in it that was so bad?

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

Great, Steveonnie looks even more male.

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

Not him, but IIRC one of the main cast had to give up all his memories to defeat the main villain. He and his twin decide to leave the town to try and rekindle his memory, but then they just look over a picture book and he's back to normal before the episode is even over.

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

I really wish they didn't have Garnet say "pink diamond was ravaging the earth", in gemcation.

they were going towards something with steven's trial and the way the homeworld gems acted. now they basically ripped that away and made Pink a villain again.

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

Was it not in the same episode?

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

Yep, Weirdmageddon Part 3 I think.

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

https://twitter.com/charlyne_yi/status/930478085027258368

PROTECT

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

IIRC then it was not much character development if they dragged it over seasons and then forgot about it then it would be something.
It sounded like fast babbling in the show.

GF was shit and the finally was the best part of it.
No direction wasted time.
wasted potential.

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

I hate when artist give Stevonnie tits.

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Why do they animate this underage teen so lewdly?

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

just wait till Connie has some of her own. then stevonnie will have tits.

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

I hate when they forget to draw her bulge

Andrew James
Andrew James

So what did he do that was wrong? Besides attempting to cheat on his wife, it sounds like he was just trying to get laid. None of what she described even made it sound like he was using his authority to manipulate, just lame excuses.

Everyone and their mother now thinks they have Weinstein 2.0 on their hands but in reality situations like this and Louis CK are just guys making attempts, and then being accepting of their rejection.

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

I hate myself and my life

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

man I've never seen one single Peridot cosplay that I genuinely like, mostly cause of the dorito hair

Lapis tho, I've seen plenty

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

It's kind of hard to mess up a Lapis cosplay. Blue paint, blue hair, dress. Done.

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

I hate when artist give Pearl TOO much tits

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

I guess, I mean the ones I usually see that don't get fucked up a lot are Lapis, Pearl(bloople and yellow included), BD, YD, Jasper, I haven't seen a lot of amethyst, I've seen a lot of Peridot and its all mostly awful, and then ups and downs for other gems

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

it isn't a dress. Lapis' default form is a halter top and skirt.

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

1. you're not supposed to try to get in someone's pants at a business meeting, especially when you represent a publisher or similar
2. Trying to Segway "most guys are creeps" into "hey I'm not like them though let's go up to your hotel room" is a fucking creeper move

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

When Garnet said that Steven replied to her dismissively by saying "bad things had to happen in for good things to sort of happen yeah yeah" which sounded like he was acknowledging how Garnet's stories are always super biased, it was played off as a joke as a whole

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

you dont call someone for a business meeting and then try to fuck them.
Charlyne also says the guy was turned on by the idea of her reporting him

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

Whipping your dick out and masturbating without leave from the other people isn't the same as trying to get laid.

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

you dont call someone for a business meeting and then try to fuck them.
lol your business meetings must be boring as shit

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

sure buddy

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

hot

all is forgiven

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

I think that last part was speculation like "what the fuck could possibly have been going through his head to think this is a good idea"

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

underage
Stevonnie is 26 years old. 27 if Connie turned 13 off screen.

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

1. Yeah it's disrespectful and rude given the context, but it's definitely not enough to attempt to out him and ruin his life. It's worth remembering that he seemed to get the message pretty fucking quickly.

2. Again, yeah, rude disrespectful and creepy, but not to the point where she needed to feel unsafe or think what had happened was noteworthy in any capacity.

Also don't forget that he didn't make any sort of push until after their meeting. It's not like he was trying to grope her right there where they met up, it was only afterwards when he walked her home.

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

Maybe that's because she has tits

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

Without leave from the other people
CK isn't in trouble for not asking for consent. Him, and even his accusers all claimed that he asked for permission in advance and never did it unprovoked. This is not enough reason to ruin an entire career.

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

Pink's death has always been this horrible thing they had to do in order to put an end to the war. Simply because Pink owned the Earth. So as long as Pink was alive. Then the Gem Empire would continue to fight for it.

which left things open as to pink's nature, who really killed pink, who started the rebellion, etc

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

Did you really think this was necessary?

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

how much tits is too much tits?

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

I really need to see her interactions with people who don't give me autism-attacks when they speak

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

Stevonnie always had small budding boobies

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

Please leave.

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

He's more welcome. Then you

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

Bigger than the head they're attached to.

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

How do we think the Lars of the Stars arc is gonna go?

From leaks we know the first episode is clearly set-up. Mostly exposition but with plenty of Lars/Emerald banter
Second episode might be Steven and Connie on that planet
Third episode ???
Fourth episode ???

I can't see it lasting longer than that if they also want to get onto the Pink Diamond murder mystery stuff.

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

They could always be bigger

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

Pray for the victims of Lapis Lazuli.

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

Steven and Connie on a planet
It's a nit pick but feel like this will happen
Steven and Connie fused
No shoes because they don't fit
crash land ship
get outta ship
defuse
magically have shoes again

James Diaz
James Diaz

That arc will probably start the PD investigation

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Sounds like a plan. I'm looking forward to seeing Zircon again. At least, I hope she comes back for this. She's a perfect fit for a crime drama sort of thing.

Ha. I never noticed that.

Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

Hard to tell.
Might run into Lapis or some Rubies who freefloated their way into the gravity well.
The Rubies never met Stevonnie so they might not go full hateboner on them.
Might have a romantic awakening all alone.
Maybe they find another Gem colony.
Or a new civilisation.
Hard to say.
A new planet is just a giant black box of possibilities.

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

They've always been pretty good about continuity when it comes to shoes.
Remember when Jasper knocked Steven's sandals off and he was barefoot for the next 2 episodes that took place on the same day?

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

I've seen some odd SU crossovers in my time but this one takes the cake.

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

Steven finds Kid Buu.
Teaches him how to be good.
Kid Buu teaches Steven how to use Ki in turn.
We could very well be looking at a bunch of Ki-trained Crystal Gems as well as a Super Saiyan Steven.

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

Fuck you for making me aware of this possibility. Now I'll get triggered if it does happen

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

If it pisses off fags like you, sure.

Joseph King
Joseph King

QUICK SOMEONE POST THE PICTURE IF PERIDOT WITH DICKS FOR PUPILS

Samuel King
Samuel King

Peridot
A victim
No.

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

In my imagination they will.

It's a complex algorithm developed specifically to cause as much agony as possible.

That's also where the word 'algorithm' comes from: the latin word 'algos', which means 'pain'.

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

Steven means Steven
and Bomb means Bomb

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

Don't you have some barns to steal, Lapis?

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

Temple Gem.

But Amethyst. So her feet probably smell.

This is interesting. Two syllables, both words with two g's in the middle, no repeated vowels, no repeated consonants apart from aformentioned g's.
N...R...F...T. Or F...T...N...R.
It's almost like code...

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

gib sauce

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

It spells "NTR", which is short for cuck

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

Better.

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

two kids in a trenchcoat are legal as long as the kids ages add up to at least 18
I'll be sure to tell that to your lawyer, then.

Charles Long
Charles Long

If Lars’ VA is still recording into 2017 I don’t see why he would be Lars would be gone?

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

There's a number of theories for that.
He turns feral because no one gets a free boost in this show without consequences. Matt provides the sounds.
He's around for a bit longer and then dies properly
He's around for a bit longer and then disappears for a long time

I'm expecting either 1 or 3 personally.

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

doesn’t peridot want to fuck pierre?

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

he turns feral
Nigga wtf?

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

Related note: I am loving this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Q3EeniWgg

Don't, user. YANA.

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

Stevonnie probably got their tits from Stevens moobs and not connie
mfw

William Diaz
William Diaz

Steven has 14 years of life experience
Connie has 12-13 years of life experience
Stevonnie is a fusion of Steven and Connie
Stevonnie has 26-27 years of life experience

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

thanks bud

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

Old rumor from some dude who's long since been disproved. Raven apparently told her Lars-loving artist friend that he'll "not even be a character" soon which could mean a number of things. Another artist said something similar, but that "while he's doing good now and I like it, he'll be going through something else bad soon".

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Lars dies for real
Emerald is heartbroken
she uses her influence to gather Homeworld's best scientists
they made a new type of gem modeled after Lars (Larimar?)
that new gem is voiced by Matthew Moy

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

April 26th recording takes place in an episode with lapis,peridot and nanefua.
So by that point lapis is back and is helping townies?

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

Manboobs, you mean.

Yeah... it's easy to forget that the Crystal Gems fought for Earth, but that doesn't mean they were nice about it.
"There's no such thing as a good war, kiddo..."
Another quote:
"We committed atrocities in the name of freedom"

Kid Buu was created to destroy the universe. I don't think 'good' or 'bad' really enter into it. Do you ask a bulldozer rolling through your living room ethical questions?

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

the coolest kid

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

Kek

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

nice

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

Lars going feral just sounds like the fantasy of a Lars loving furfag

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

So how did you become such a rancid little asshole?

The name Steven is ultimately derived from a Greek word which means 'victory wreath', such as worn by an athlete who has just won a race.

...While the fashionable term 'cuck' is derived from 'Cuckold', ie, a husband who is being cheated on by his spouse; colloquially a weak, unassertive person, or 'beta'.

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

I've contributed at least 80% of the quality of these threads and he spams racial slurs and I'm the one who should leave? I have lots of experience with SU fan communities.
So cute. :)

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

I mean, after he died and got revived he was remade into an explicitly good being. Also, the fact that the first thing Kid Buu did upon seeing Steven wasn't punching his face in with his fist seems to me that he's maybe not so concerned with destroying the universe in this version.

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

First he introduces everything from SDCC [also adding that they haven't seen Lars for a whole week, perhaps because of lion], then he begins to speak about the rest of the episode, where Steven and Connie fuse early in the episode wanting to help Lars, but he is such a great captain and he has a plan for everything Emerald does, and this gets her really mad as her purpose is to defend the Sun Incinerator and her gem is on the line if anything happens to it. This is where the clip takes part, supposedly, where she is incredibly angry and warning Lars that she will destroy him, but she's lying as nothing can happen to the ship, but since she is incredibly mad she calls a Elite Citrine that was guarding the ship before and asks for help in destroying them, even if it means she will get shattered, at this point something causes Stevonnie to crash towards the planet but not much was seen by the leakers, and the off colors escape and that's all he knows.

i wanna see this episode bad. i don't think lapis is coming back in this bunch of episodes. my real question is, what will happen to lars and the off colors? will they stay on earth, or will lars continue with his space adventures?

"he won't be a character anymore!!" is bc he'll make less appearances bc he's a space pirate
despite the fact that, aside from the last few episodes of season 4 and 'wanted', he appeared only 4 times in 3 seasons

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

Shut up nerd

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

Consider the following autism:
Ultra Instinct Steven but instead of just automatically dodging blows he subconsciously hugs the enemy into submission.

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

where did you take this info from?
Also,im pretty sure the off colors want to go to earth even if the space adventures are fun

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

if you're skinny and/or in shape you don't have folds, you fat fuck

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

but can he beat Cebolla Blanco?

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

Pierre = Jasper. So no.

I thought this page suggested they were going to have adventures on Homeworld for twelve episodes, which would have been a much better justification for everyone being terrified and Connie being really pissed off, instead of Steven being away for less than one day.

In their defense, Lars is almost made for the role. Jittery, insecure, kind of a jerk, physically frail... slap a tail, some ears, some fur and a black nose on it and call it a new webcomic about the sexual awakening of an insecure little nerd into a full-blown slut. I am sorry, I mean ANOTHER one.

John Edwards
John Edwards

someone can if theyve lost weight actually

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Can you just leave?

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

https://www.reddit.com/r/SULeaks/comments/6s1u7g/this_seems_like_the_potential_plot_of_lars_of_the/

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

I believe the Citrine info was from the Spanish guy who leaked the the small blurry clips

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

Love you /sug/

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

peri's proportions are all wrong too. you'd need to actually be a child with giant dorito hair to actually look right.

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

Pierre = Jasper. So no.
actually the jaspidot combination has the propensity to be even more functional and healthy than any other HW trio combo. plus she has a quartz fetish.

Easton Price
Easton Price

Based Drawendo

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

Thought Generals were not allowed, yet this shit exist

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

you’re the thot

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

that video doesnt present a source of anything other than the 4 second clip by the dubbers. Where is he getting this info from citrine? This is fake af

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

source:ronaldo.net
this is fake, but that clip of lars laughing is true. That still doesnt tell us anything about the story

Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

"Esto es el fin, El Amarillo Cuello

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

The Citrine thing might just come from SomeLeakerGuy who, again, got disproved a while ago.

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

This is the best gem.

Please say something nice to her.

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

"ur a faget"

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

Anyone have the webm to this scene?

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

She's got a nice belly.

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

A nice everything

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

So I waited six months for the "Connie is mad" arc?
Also Lapis leaves
Also Steven is offered some actual fucking backstory but refuses
See ya in April!

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

And a whole lot of it as well.

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

Post redesigns

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

Whoops wrong pic

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

1) Argument starts
2) There is a back and forward
3) I present evidence that is irrefutable.
4) The opposition degenerates into random MEME shitposting, becasue they know they are wrong.

user pls... All this fucking fandom is the same. If you post something that they don't like "kill yourself" "stop of posting that" "that doesn't mean anything fuck you". All the fandom is retarded so don't criticize the Lapisfags and accept them just like a part of your shitty fandom.

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

posted almost a year ago on Rebecca's Instagram
I...it's just a character quirk, you nerds!

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

What The literal Fuck is this?
Kid boo = planet buster.
Kid boo = pure evil, no literally he is unhinged and is only about destruction the other boos did have something that grounded them kid boo is 24/7
HAHAHAHAHA destroy destroy.
he can befriend fat boo or try to reason with fusion boos however not kid boo.

kid boo would immediately destroy the planet for shits and giggles, he would not be siting or scared of the rain if he is a magical creature that needs nothing.
He can slaughter every CG and would do so by detonating earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k2RQ5sl9p0
Speak about out of character.
I've seen some odd SU crossovers
This one truly takes the cake.

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

Elite fighter pilot by virtue of protag.
Good thing we know who their daddies are.

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Mary Sue

Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

that would've been shortly after "gemcation" was boarded, too.

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

I mean, it is

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

That's a name.
Curry Sue is her nickname

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

What did drawendo mean by this?

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

Good to see you back in the temple

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

Has anyone gone through and compiled every time Pearl covered her mouth? I'd do it. . . but I don't want to.

Mason James
Mason James

As an Era 2 Peridot she has to distrute her body somehow

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

So cute! That's because I will always prefer Peridot over Connie.

Ian Green
Ian Green

Kevin and Lapis episode
Maybe want

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

Yeah I think we already established that Zuke was. They just had the common sense to cut her off before she could start claiming shit.

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

Gems should be ganguro

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

You got that right

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

Ain't big enough.

William Allen
William Allen

is this not a fat gem and ban-able?

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

She's too sticc, she can't get any big

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

MODS!

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

Pearl + Peridot voiced by Ellen McLain.

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

Don't really get the criticism that they were underplaying Lars' current predicament. He doesn't need to eat or drink and he has an escort of gems who know the underbelly of Homeworld inside and out. It would've been nice to check up on him, but ultimately it's one of those narrative things that's easy enough to look past. I think the only thing I would've preferred to see was the exchange with Lars' parents, but even then it's not Steven's fault he was on Homeworld when everyone else got off the ship and he stayed behind.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

Stop!

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

This a quality post. Mods can choke on my balls.

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

You fools! Quit before we can't go back

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

So how does Stevens aging work? Because he came out as a baby and grew up to be a boy. But in one episode he shifted to an old man because he felt old?

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

Most intelligent
Most beautiful
Most powerful
Did Nothing Wrong
She's got it all and then some.

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

He doesn't need to eat or drink
This is fanon!
Lion eats.
Also a hybrid would still require food.
He is not a true gem.

Also living forever and dealing with HW killer robots daily can get old really fast and make you wish to go back to your Earth life.

James Diaz
James Diaz

Basically.

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

See:
the most powerful character
the most selfish and cowardly one.
Lapis most powerful.
Lapis most intelligent to avoid danger.

The full package.

Jack Bailey
Jack Bailey

Needing to eat and wanting to eat are different

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

Lion eats, but it's never made clear whether or not he NEEDS to. Lars straight out says he's not hungry shortly after dying and coming back (in fact he complains of hunger right up until he dies and never again after).

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

>>96769324
We'll be back anyway

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

The CG need her more than they want to admit. As soon as she returns they better be on their hands and knees begging for her to help them not die.

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

Is that Rebecca Sugar?

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

It's worth noting that the flowers in the Kindergarten don't seem to have wilted on their own. They were most likely trampled to death or shredded by the Gem Monster. There might still be a chance to cultivate life there.

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

I know.
This is why I'm saying your theory is fanon.
There is no confirmation if hybrids need to eat or only want to eat.

Lars straight out says he's not hungry shortly after dying and coming back
I know.
This can be only during this moment wait 24h and see if this is still true.

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

You forgot:
Most voluptuous

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

I hope you're not implying that Rebecca has something in her chest

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

t. Lapidirt

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

Glass cannons instantly lose like 5 percent respect when Garnet can one shot her, Pearl can keep her distance, and Amethyst can sneak attack her.

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

What does a fat rock even feel like

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

Lapis can fly, can Garnet fly? No Garnet is dead.

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

She'll be a great help in the inevitable battle against Beach City for obvious reasons, but once Homeworld breaks through the water shield it'll be up to everyone else to win the battle.

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

What in the....

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

Most Rotund

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

Why would anyone wear a dress that short? When she sits she has to close her legs or else everyone can see her snatch. At least wear one that goes past your knees.

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

a fat rock is just a boulder.

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

Garnet can jump really really really fucking high..
Actually, she floated for a couple of seconds once to play chess with Steven and Sapphire the motherfucking flying gem is part of her fusion.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

Yes, continue to let her face no consequences for being a selfish, cowardly, unloyal, rapist and thief, that will definitely make her less shitty of a character

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

a fat rock is just a boulder.

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

Angsty Lappy.

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

Guys, look what I found?

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

steven
you are so fat and gay lol

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Actually the gem itself looks kiiiiind of like a Peridot's. Maybe that was the Peridot in charge of the Prime Kindergarten?

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

Andy DeMayo was right!
About everything!
Fucken thieving gems.

Why did she take all of it?

David Murphy
David Murphy

have the non-edited version

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

Thank god for my shitty internet.

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

>>96769583
Does Lapis like hotpockets?

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

Lapis you do realize I can literally snap you in half with my bare hands right

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

My blood ran cold

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

She's a beauty, isn't she?

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

There's no other Jasper cosplay more look alike than this.

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

She gorges on anything that'd give a human a heart attack.

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

As if she isn't ugly enough as is.

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

That's some thicc fucking Jasper right there.

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

Fuck you!

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

The edit is the only acceptable version. Fatsper forever. Someone make this Jasper fat and edit McDonalds into Steven's hands

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

Pearl.........
What is it Steven?
I....*sniff*..I....*sniff*...
Steven, calm down, just tell me what happened
I SHATTERED LAPIS!!!
You WHAT?!?
I shattered her! She was going to leave, she was going to try and kidnap me into space, I SHATTERED HER!
Oh......Steven I.......
The look on Peridot's face when she picked up the shards, *sniff*.....it's haunting me. Pearl, please, how do I get these images out of my mind?
You.......never do Steven. You never forget the gems you've shattered, no matter how long it's been, no matter how much you regret it.......no matter who......(Pearl's hand covers her mouth).
Pearl? No matter who what?
I...it's nothing Steven. Come on, let's go get some pizza.

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

ywn have your own Pearl maids
JUST

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

This is a correct list.

Except for Connie, I'm leaning more towards that she's a pain in the ass lately.

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

Not bad

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

>>96769583
It got deleted
Butt mad mods confirmed.

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

https://www.reddit.com/r/SULeaks/comments/6s1u7g/this_seems_like_the_potential_plot_of_lars_of_the/
according to the leaker stevonnie crash lands on a planet
the others need to use escape pods
they all escape but the emerald plot is left open and unresolved
Theory Time: They find Lapis on the planet in the next episode. They and her all work together to escape from Emerald and get back to Earth.
Also why did Lars never just go back to Earth if he had the fastest ship in the Homeworld fleet? Does he just love space adventures more than Sadie?

Thomas James
Thomas James

Everyone seems to be forgetting that Lapis isn't a fighter, she's a terraformer. She has no combat training that we know of.
She's powerful like a backhoe is powerful, but a backhoe will lose against a tank in a fair fight every time.

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

go out of your way to invite lame kids to a party so they can become the Coolest Kid
they only reason they even make up in the first place is because they came to your party
they then proceed to shove you in a pool and laugh as they run away
what is life anyways

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

according to the leaker
Maybe fake leaker?

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

They have actual new footage from the latin dubbers.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

Can you please get off the subject of weight? I know this is a sensitive subject for many fans and might discourage them from posting. I myself have seen myself posting less whenever this discussion comes up.

Thank you.

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

I don't think they'll make Lapis fuck off only to reappear 2 episodes later.

Also why did Lars never just go back to Earth if he had the fastest ship in the Homeworld fleet?
Why would he even go back to Earth?

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

But user, she can make fists out of water slowly that have a long charge up time. Surely she's the gem we need to win this war? Or stop Rubies from taking ships?

Yes I'm still a salty bitch about people whining about that one

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

I'd fuckin watch this, it'd be a great continuation of Peridot and Garnet's awesome little interaction in Log Date.

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

Yeah, but she basically beat the shit out of the entire crew along with Lion and Connie, as well as how she easily toppled a van while her gem was cracked.

Michael White
Michael White

Sad Lappy.

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

OFFICIAL THICC GEMS POWER RANKINGS

1. BD
2.Amethyst
3. HBA
4. Garnet
5. Centi
6. Rose

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

Where? This guy is not the same. Footage frome random latin guy

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

Lars went weeks without food during this bomb.
The fact that he's still alive to become a space pirate indicates that he doesn't need food.
Not that there's any way Steven could've known that.

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

The uncomfortable atmosphere in that ep was palpable. Credit to the animators, they did a great job showing how unhealthy the whole barn situation was.

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

Peridot isn't grass, she's metal. Chinese elements.

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

a LOT of people just instantly assume because she can control a large amount of water, means she's OP.

Hell no you dumb fucking dorks
She's never gotten any training and if she fought Garnet who could easily read every move she could dish out. (In a perfect world where Future Vision makes this kind of sense) She loses most of the time.
Also that time where she kept the CGs at bay?
She had the ocean at her feet, if she has just enough for a giant hand or only her wings, she's fucked, plus WHO THE HELL GOES OUT OF THEIR WAY TO GIVE THE OPPONENT THE TERRAIN ADVANTAGE.[/spoiler

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

This drawing of Connie reminds me of Anne Frank and not the good sexy way I usually associate with Anne Frank either.

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

1.2. Sapphire

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

He was starving but after turning pink he didn't want any food; he's probably like the gems now; doesn't need to eat, drink or sleep and is immortal unless killed.

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

No

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

Bloodrocute

I don't usually go out of my way to tell anons how hard they made me laugh but jesus, user. I'm fucking crying here.

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

Metal = Peridot
Water = Lapis
Wood = Rose/Steven
Earth = Jasper/Amethyst(?)
Fire = ?

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

Garnet

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

Why is you problem?

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

user? You realize that space is vast, right? And that neither him nor the Off-Colors likely know the co-ordinates or even the general direction of Earth? If you think about it logically, his best bet to get home is to warp randomly from solar system to solar system until he sees a familiar planet. Lars IS trying to get home, and he's doing it to the best of his ability.
Why go back? Well, it is the general goal of the Off-Colors to get to Earth now, plus he wants to be worth saving, so getting them to Earth is a good start towards that.

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

Her water clones did that, not her.
If Pearl exclusively used HoloPearls to do her dirty work, would she still be considered a competent warrior?
I also have a pet theory that a crack greatly amplifies a gem's powers at the cost of sanity and control, going off the fact that corruption makes a gem aggressive and unpredictable

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

Steven would put her in an unbreakable bubble. Or they can fuse and become unstoppable, they are truly the strongest formation in the show.
flying tank mage
lachrymal essence healing + water magic = OP healing
water healing fists
bubbles + water = devastating water balloons
would be hot

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Maybe it's tied to the Diamonds, not the CG's.
Metal = Yellow Diamond
Water = Blue Diamond
Earth = Pink Diamond
Wood = Also Pink Diamond
Fire = White Diamond

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

Who is the gem with the loudest queefs?

John Ross
John Ross

Very well done pumpkin. Now bring him over here
HMPHHH! MPHHH!

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

not that person, but this is the internet, people are going to post things you don't like. You either learn to deal with it, or you bitch and moan and complain and become hated whenever you show up in a thread. Which path will you take?

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

Loudest queef=Biggest vagina.
Obviously that's Amethyst

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

all of those look ugly as fuck but at least they tried

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

Jasper isn't clasically THICC, she is BIG tho

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

i'm thinking "reunited" is about lapis, and isn't gonna relate to the "lars of the stars" plot.

"reunited" is a double length episode. both "bismuth" and "gem harvest" were rough draft in the first half, smip in the second. LotS is a rough draft episode, but it's it's own episode. LotS is episode 11, so "reunited" could be any rough draft spot in this season, so episode 13, 15, 17, 19, 21, or 23. so lapis could be gone anywhere from 6 to 16 episodes, although i feel she'll be back somewhere in the middle.

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

I dunno, those two orange gems in the bottom left are decent.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

this is a fucking children's show

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

Do you think Sadie would join Lars and crew for Space adventures?

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

dat thousand yard stare Ruby

kek

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

Depends on whether she gets a new job or not. I just had a thought though...what if she helps cure corruption? She's clearly good at writing moody lyrics, Greg can handle the music mixing and Steven brings the healing tears/spit.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

Maybe? I mean, she did quit her job, but then, they'd have to find a way to feed her. And we don't know if Lars still needs to eat or not.

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

Do this every thread please.

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

there is nothing wrong with hand holding, don't be such a prude

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin' love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't want to be, all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't want to live, all by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Some times I feel so insecure
And love so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!

David Bennett
David Bennett

You know guys, if you look at the page that shows the Lars of the Stars promo, it seems stylystically similar to that "The Show" poster from that one stream.

So is S comming back then?

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

Accustomed to the cataclysmic madness,
I mistake my daily life for peace
As this rambling coaster jolts me back and forth,
what is it that I mustn't lose sight of?
Drunk the concept of fundamental equalism,
feels like even my soul is kind of et cetera
Love it or hate it, you gotta say it clearly
or you're not all that different from a dummy

Ah, crowds of people walking the streets at night,
some seem to be happy, some seem to be lonely
The contrast jumps around the lines of the music score
creating the song and rhythm

Marmalade and sugar song,
peanuts and bitter step
So sweet and then so acrid, it makes my head spin

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

The Show is obviously an upcoming episode

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

It was confirmed it wasn't idiot.

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Kill it with FIRE!!!

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

Well either way MG is coming back especially since Season 6 is happening

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

Says the people who can't keep themselves from dropping n-bombs and making fun of overweight people! (not talking about all of you, just the trouble makers)

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

Unfortunately.

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

Femme gems yo

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

THIS IS A FUCKING BLUE BOARD!!!!

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

Fat nigger

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

She's so timid that she has to confess him with a live letter. Naked.

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

That's not what I asked for, but I guess it's good enough

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

She became like 10x more interesting now that it's possible she's linked to Kevin. I can see Pearl learning that she's too different from Rose when the two interact again.

Carter Young
Carter Young

dat saltwater fusion

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

I didn’t even realize you made a request lol
tired of fat anyway

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

you people are a fucking embarrassment

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

Check out Dragonslayer on Tumblr.

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

people actually believe MG is Sabina

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

This show foreshadows like a fat kid eats cake. There's a reason Mystery Girl didn't sign her full name and there's a reason Kevin brought up Sabina in the first place.

Jose White
Jose White

S-S-S-Soon

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

Y-yes...

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

that one just looks like a Pearl fused with another Pearl

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

at top speed no less

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

What if Peridot wasn't a coddling pussy?

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

To be fair they look pretty similar

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

It's really bloody obvious, user. She writes a single letter on her phone number, S. If Sabina isn't Mystery girl, then it's likely to be another Rose Quartz type gem, since Sabina is the name of a type of rose. With that sort of name drop, you know they're going to expand on it.

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

Dumb Lapshit

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

watch the fucking n-bombs

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

JUST FUCKING GIVE US THE SINGULARITY SUGAR!

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

Watch the f-bombs, user, this is a Christian thread.

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Your waifu is a pussy.

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

Um what if Lapis wasn't abusive?

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

YES!!!!!

Logan Green
Logan Green

What if we meme it into existence fellow Saltwaterfriends?

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

She's not to Peridot. Selfish yes, but not abusive.

Lucas Morales
Lucas Morales

The murdercock strikes again.

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

N-Not long now...

P L E A S E

Connor King
Connor King

Um
fuck off tumblrite

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

reminder that lars will ALWAYS be the worst fucking character ever.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

Lars died and was replaced by some anime meme using his name.

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

what is this garbage quality, man?
I'm not even a fan of star trek and it irks me

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

I want to see Lars and Kevin more than Lapis nowadays, she's fallen pretty low.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

You never wondered why Peridot's stuffed alien ended up in the fishtank, user? and why the bowtie was ripped off of it? Lapis ripped the bowtie off, and put the stuffed alien in there to punish Peridot for saying something that upset her. Peridot learned after a few times of watching things she loved or worked hard on getting destroyed, that it was better to just not upset her. That's why she doesn't mention Jasper by name around Lapis, it's one of Lapis's triggers.

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

ur opinion is shit

James Cox
James Cox

Fuck? There is nothing wrong with saying fuck. But when you say n-bombs and f-bombs, you are making some SU fans uncomfortable and perhaps scaring them away from posting! Especially the n-bombs. The f-bombs are mainly only an issue when you all use the "-fag" suffix (which I propose replacing with the much preferred "-fan"). This general is the only group on Sup Forums that thinks hateful language is funny, everyone else is much more mature and thoughtful. This needs to change very soon.

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

I guarantee you that this will be the outcome of that union.

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

She is a living orgie.

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

thanks indexer, I always could count on you

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

This is as dumb as saying Peridot and Jasper "abused" Lapis on the ship.

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

the only use lars has is being a twink cumdumpster

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

headcanons out the ass
Um Peridot did that because she's retarded and so are you.

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

We won't. Our future is in unknown, but it won't be meme status.

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

who's the artist?

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

Maybe Sugar will see our dedication and finally decide to grace us with the good shit.

Robert Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez

That episode with the bowtie and alien was a zuke boarded episode, so I doubt that was the intention, just dumb writing.

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

This headcanon came from a Jasperfag blog. Jasperfags have officially lost all right to bitch about Lapisfags if they're be saying this dumb shit.

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

somewhere, in some dark corner of Sugar's hard drive or personal sketchbook, lies Sugar's own version of Saltwater smut

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

Lapiven is sharing shirts

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

Anything from tumblr and those who repost retarded headcanons elsewhere can be ignored.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

One of us needs to infiltrate CN now

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

lapiven is sharing fluids

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

My point still stands.

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

Oh sure, because she just suddenly decided to throw away something she really wanted and loved, something that she got due to her discovery of her metal powers? I think she'd keep that sort of memento intact, no matter how "retarded" Peridot is or isn't. You might not agree with the reasoning behind it, but it all adds up. I mean, Peridot actually starts sweating when Amethyst mentions Jasper, and Lapis's eyes go wide. Peridot even checks to make sure Lapis is okay before she heads off to the Beta Kindergarten, hinting at the fact that it wasn't the first time Peridot has seen that sort of reaction from Lapis.

Headcanon or not, the clues are there to support it. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Peridot broke down and confessed to someone about what she really went through, and that lead to Peridot's first fusion.

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

people think they are just friends
Practically married

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Not saying it doesn't, just adding on that tumblr jasperfags tend to be kinda really retarded.

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

Pedo

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

aye, best hope is that we got some show staff lurking and they can pass our desire to see saltwater to someone who can make it happen

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

CN wants the show to die. They make more money with chappy shows than good ones.

See, shows get their most views upon debut and lose viewers as time goes on. CN wants a show to come, be popular, then die and get shuffled off after 3-4 seasons to make room for a new show that will have that debut boom. That whole "Why do popular shows die prematurely?" Question is simply answered by "Money"

The only exception seems to be the Brass-Ring show that CN picks every couple of years. Previously it was Adventure Time, currently, it's TTG. I'm hoping they give the Brass ring to Ok Ko, but i'm not gonna hold my breath.

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

I hope you're not serious, your bullshit is almost as bad as those hilarious fanfictions on AO3.

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

What?

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Hmm. Makes sense when you consider a lot of BD's gems are tied to water themes (Lapis' water control, Aquamarine's itty bitty wings, BD's tear control shit).

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

Lapearl and Jaspidot are dead forever. Jaspearl will live and spit on their graves.

T. Rebecca Sugar

Mason Russell
Mason Russell

Or, Peridot just wanted the bowtie. Also, Lapis didn't give a fuck about Jasper's name being said.

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

muh pwoor innocent pewi
perifags are starting to fall down a tumblr rabbit hole of delusion

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

thats not what happened. what happened was that lapis wanted the alien on the water and peridot who was fucking scared of her, AND wanted to be a good friend, did it to please her.

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

God I hope not. This is the best Lars has been doing in a while and Sadie would royally fuck that up, especially with all the women-like beings that have crowded themselves around Lars. If she actually finds out about what Lars is doing right now then she'll burst a jealousy gasket.

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

she kinda did
but she didnt lose her mind or worried too much about it either

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

They were already in one, it's just more noticeable now.

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

did I hear FUSION?

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

Lapisfags are being delusional and white knights over their waifu and perifags are taking advantage of peridots emotional abuse to demonize lapis even more than she should be.
Lapis and peridot had a toxic-ish relationship but its one where neither of them knew it wasnt good for them until it was too late. Lapis is mostly to blame but its not like she was a complete and utter monster to peridot.

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

That sounds fun

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

All perifags are tumblr, who do you think is trying to start retarded shipping wars. Also

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

NEW THREAD:

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Juan Miller
Juan Miller

the gem with best characterization and both best episodes of the last bomb
fans of her are delusional
kek

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

Taking this into account, it was probably Zuke just being buttmad since the alien doll came from Steven and Amethyst.

David Carter
David Carter

Written by Zuke
Alien is kill
Alien won in Shorty Squad episode
Won because Amethyst awakened Peridot's metal powers
Zuke = Lapidirtfag
Zuke kills off innocent plush just because Lapis wasn't the one to win it for Peridot

Fucking Zuke

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

rewatch Beta (season 3 episode 21) if you don't believe me about the sweating and the wide eyes thing. I honestly didn't notice it the first time I watched it either.
I'm not a Perifag, I still like all of the gems and the show in general. I've rewatched the show several times, each time I notice something I missed before.
Why would Peridot be afraid of Lapis if Lapis didn't give her a reason TO BE afraid, then? Good friend angle maybe, but then, you don't let friends destroy your shit just to be a "good friend", do you user? Good friends don't destroy possessions of their friends, don't even ask if they can.

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