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Carter Morales
Carter Morales

tfw you get Diana
But I wanted Tony.

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

these arent right

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

tony is a gemini
superman. . . im not even gonna elaborate why he couldnt have a sign
banner is a sagitarius
I dont think diana or thor have canon birthdays
niether does logan, or peter
Steve is a cancer (kek)
Bruce is either an aquarius or a pisces depending on your reference
Hals birthday is the next day, but hes a pisces
barry is a taurus but used to be a pisces
and dick is a scorpio

Id say only tony and Dick actually fit

but astrology is fuckin snake oil on the surface

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

it's not about their literal birthdays
it's about them having the sign's traits and characteristics

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

Cancer here.
Will Diana help me redesign my living room? I'm think about putting in some Chinese paper lamps and making the south wall with the large window a red accent, but I need creative input and gentle support to feel maximum comfy. Then we can hang out in the kitchen getting fat and I'll listen to her vent about Justice League shenanigans.

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

be Virgo
waifu is Diana
every astrology test describes Virgo male and Cancer female as the perfect match
MUH feels

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Superman
Taurus
Hell no.

Wonder Woman is Cancer
This!

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

Jealous non-taurus Supermanfag.

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

They still aren't right. My mum is one of those new age dopes who's into that Chinese astrology bullshit and the only one who has traits like their sign is probably Thor.

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

Fuck I got a shitty DC character

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Wait how do we know the month Superman was born???
He was born on an alien planet with a totally different annual calendar.

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Aquarius reporting in.

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Godamn, i got the absolute worst Marvel character of 'em all. Fuck this
Aries here

Brody Bennett
Brody Bennett

Fucking hell Sagittarius never gets anything good. Atleast give me Guy Gardner instead

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

In what freaking universe is Cap a Libra? And I say that as a Libra.

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

genius ancap billionaire
aww yeah

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

Cancer master race

Robert James
Robert James

Peter Parker/Spider-Man is Aquarius
Is that why my life is such shit all the fucking time.

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

steve is a cancer
So is the United states, so that fits

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

Fuck I'm always the edgiest.
at least my ~moon sign~ is tony

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

Don't see how he's part of it.

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

see

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

Sagittarius
a hunter
not Batman

What did they mean by this?

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

Tfw December15th

Which birthday do I share with a comic character?

Nice, I get Hal, he was always one of my favourites.

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

In most comics Batman was born during winter, so he most likely isn't a Scorpio, but a Sagittarius or Capricorn

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

MFW I'm gemini, like the best hero

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

I don't think I'm like Penis Parker at all

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

Worship Kali somewhere else elephant puppet - better yet buy me some lottery tickets with your lifes savings, fair is only fair after all.

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

I'll see you in your guilt ridden ruin of a conscience prick.

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Hey is this the thread we jerk eachother off?

Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

What is DOOM?!

Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

Its like no effort was put into this at all.

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