Star vs. The Cuteness of Kelly

Blake Long
Blake Long

How much more can they grow the Diaz harem this season?

All Season 3 episodes so far:
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https://imgur.com/a/3ryR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7FFMOTtyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sword+hand+dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wTtHEptb3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo4q76EiKuw
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http://www.strawpoll.me/14399832
Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

is this show going to do the thing where it realizes it does one thing sorta well to grab peoples attention and then run that thing into the ground?
this is like futurama trying to tug at your heartstrings episode because people kept talking about that one with the dog.

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

See Star. See. THIS is how you deal with being in love with your best friend who is in a relationship.
At least Marco knows how to not be a cuck.

Samuel James
Samuel James

Also Marco got cucked for 1 minute.

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

I can't fucking stand that they literally replaced Jackie with Kelly. They weren't even subtle about it.

And no, this does not mean I hate Kelly.

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

soon

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

the "rebel princess" vs the "safe kid"

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

HOLY COW, KELLY'S BACK!

James Martin
James Martin

Hey Marco, wanna /ss/?
But, Really, if Marco is... what, 15-16 now? And Eclipsa biologically in her late 20s (30 max) it's not THAT inthinkable and sinful.

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

I genuinely want to see something happen with Higgs. Not even reciprocal feelings, I'd be happy with a tsundere tease.

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

Eh, that's the way the cookie crumbles I guess.

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

ECLIPSA IS NOT EVIL.
I REPEAT ECLIPSA IS NOT EVIL.

SHE TOTALLY DON'T GIVE STAR IDEA TO PUT HER IN THE TOWER FILLED WITH SECRET PASSAGES
SHE ABSOLUTELY NOT SECRETLY LEAVING HER CELL AT NIGHTS TO DO HER OWN BUSINESS
SHE IN NO WAY PUSHING STAR INTO THE STRANGE AND DANGEROUS DIRECTION

WE TOTALLY NOT WITNESSING SOME EVIL SCHEME SLOWLY UNFOLD.
ECLIPSA WAS CRYSTALLIZED FOR NO REASON AND 100% UNJUST.

YOU SHOULD BETTER DISCUSS SHIPPING INSTEAD THAT ABSOLUTELY UNINTERESTING DETAIL.

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Kellco is unimaginable levels of THOTtery (male)

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

PLEASE MAY I HAVE THE UNEDITED VERSION FOR MY DICK

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

There's literally no reason for Jackie to ever appear again. Star's seeds of jealousy which ended up making Marco neglect his entire relationship no longer exist, so basically it was all for nothing.

Jackie leaves the show sad and no one gives a shit.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

Marco cucks Tad
SOMEONE STOP THIS UNCONTROLLABLE BEANER WEINER

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

ayyyy I cant believe is the cuckening 2.0

I love this bold move from the absolute madwoman

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

Pretty dick thing to do against your best friend.

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

It's growing even more

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

Honestly I would just be content with her being in more episodes. My greatest fear is that she'll turn out to actually just be a one time character that maybe makes an occasional background appearance but never has any lines after her first episode.

Also because it would be cool to have an episode where Marco is doing squire stuff with the other squires, maybe he can even make them accept/warm up to him or something. I just think that it would be a fun plot avenue to explore.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

"One down..."
Fucking

At least they left it up to interpretation as to what happened to her. Could've shown her bawling her eyes out, like in that one guy's video, but they didn't. We must count our blessings.

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

I give a shit

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

some people don't like Starco because "the main guy and girl ALWAYS end up together, ALWAYS"
conveniently ignore Adventure Time, Regular Show, GF, Spectacular Spider Man, Samurai Jack just off the top of my head
plus tons of other shows and anime

So obviously something else bothers these people.

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

jfc i thought i love star but after see her the was she acts i love it~
and for Marco/Kelly im okay with it both recently broke up and found each in the same situation type of deal

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

The harem of the Diaz is all encompassing, no one is safe. Not even you user.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

"bold move"
This was the single most predictable thing she could have done.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

Honestly anons.

EVERYONE is fucking Marco.

RIGHT NOW.

Everyone is BALLS DEEP inside of him in the other room.

Every character is fucking him. All of Sup Forums, male and female, is just passing him around. He is made to be fucked. Everyone's fucking him.

Why aren't you?

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

Kelly comes back
but almost falls for the cuck machines wiles
Yamero nefcy

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

https://imgur.com/a/gXQgl

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Whilst I think it is a little early to call it as bluntly as that, there's every chance she'll get some follow up later on, even if it's next season, given Mewnie seems to be the focus of this season.

That all being said, a lot of people did predict that such an outcome was a real possibility. There's every chance that Jackie was tied in with the early demands on the show, rather than the long term vision that Daron had. As a result, once the show was running stable it's possible that Daron just moved on from Jackie and used her for some character development for the main characters before having her move towards the tertiary character zone.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

I honestly feel like the ending scene would have worked far better with Marco and Tad watching the soulrise as heartbroken bros.

But gotta bait shipfaggots.

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

WOW HE JUST DON'T WASTE TIME EH?

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

That scene was pretty cute. I'd like to see those two interact some more for sure.

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

There's every chance that Jackie was tied in with the early demands on the show
Not nearly in the same respect as Ferguson and Alfonzo. There were tons of early sketches of Jackie in action and all that. She was obviously a planned part of the show. The question is whether Nefcy actually went through planned obsolescence with her.

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

getting all cozy with the girl who just broke up with your best friend

Marco is a dick

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

winged skeletons
Good taste.

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

I need more Higgs in my life.

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

Yo, this is gonna sound like an impossible boast but this drawing of Eclipsa makes her look like my gf and i love it

Jason Kelly
Jason Kelly

Where is this show going?

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

She was obviously a planned part of the show.
No doubt, but despite that there's no guarantee that she was designed to have a truly important role in the story throughout as a result of having a lot of design focus.

The question is whether Nefcy actually went through planned obsolescence with her.
That's more along the lines of what I mean. If Daron's intention was always going to be more focused on Star and her story then it makes sense that a number of the supporting characters from Earth would be viable for use for main character development purposes and then moved on from. Why I still believe there's a chance she'll have a part to play in the future is due to the fact that she was always much more a supporting character for Marco and his development, that connection hasn't disappeared and very well could be touched upon in the future, given we don't know what direction Daron will ultimately go with his development. The most recent episode being a good example of this, given the questionable nature of Marco's motivations for coming back to Mewnie as well as the notion of moving on both being touched upon.

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

Keikaku, user. Let it happen, and enjoy the ride.

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

Monster rights, Eclipsa keikaku and temporary bumps in the road before Starco happens.

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

more of this?

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

Well, good for you!

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

Nefcy is slowly turning the show into her original idea. She didn't want Starco to be a thing so it's dying this season.

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

Kelly deserves to be happy but not with Marco.
Or Tad.

David Johnson
David Johnson

Where is this show going?
OFF THE RAILS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Maybe Higgs or Janna

Christian Young
Christian Young

Roadside Attraction

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

Wherever it's going, it's not with you, Jackie.

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

This show is too much for me.
I can't take it anymore. I need an ending to all of this.

William Brooks
William Brooks

Sweet Dreams was literally "Star is having magic wet dreams"
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

Kelly just blew Higgs out of the water

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

Janna is irrelevant

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

She will be, just gonna be hell to get it.

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

This scene with older women 'playing' with teenage boy
Just like in my favourite oriental moving engravings dramatics.

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

she goes into Marco's room thinking it's a dream
his screams sound like laughter in her dreams

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

But Starco became more of a thing in S2

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

I need an ending to all of this.
Coming 2020!

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

goddamnit why do i like girls with green so fucking much

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

If we go through the rest of this bomb with no more significant Starco development I might actually kill myself.

Kayden White
Kayden White

Some of the hot dogs were probably not hot dogs at all.

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

Also this is now canon
https://imgur.com/a/3ryR0

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

ywn challenge an ancient sorceress to hand-to-hand combat, only to be blown off as "sword hand dancing"

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

He needed that to stop making himself miserable

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

So did Jarco. That got like 4 episodes of buildup and 4 episodes of it actually happening. And they wrote it out in half of an 11 minute episode.

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

don't be mean
Janna is very relevant

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

that one with the dog
no the clover, shit taste user

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

If Kellco exists then its only a matter of time before Manna becomes canon.

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Is Marco that much of a slut?

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

Marco confirmed for having feelings for Star is the biggest Starco development since Sleepover.
It's narratively inevitable now.
They can't escape their fate.

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

Don't you mean Chad?

David Cooper
David Cooper

Then Tomkie
Then Kelly x Janna
Then Marco x Spider with a Top Hat

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

the biggest

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

fucking Kelly got with Marco before Janna

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

sob sob sob

sensiblechuckle.gif

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

Starco
Jarco
Kellco
Marcapoo
Armco
Manna
You tell me.

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

what would you choose Head full of lice or a BALD SPOT

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

Dies Irae

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

idk why people think manna makes any sense
janna isn't into marco, she just likes fucking with him because he's an easy target and she's a little sadist. janna isn't looking for a good clean marco diaz to tell her she's a creep, janna is looking for somebody who's gonna crucify her with leather and whip her until she cums.

Cameron Kelly
Cameron Kelly

Star is a slut, Marco is a player.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

The most accurate answer

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Bald is cute

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

that makes so much senses

James Morris
James Morris

This thing with Kelly is just wrong, the little faggot is just taking advantage of her vulnerability. He's better of training with hekapoo as a portal warping bandito.

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

Is Mango gonna give Banana a call like she told him?

Tl;dr, the writers baited it;
Watch the show, read the guidebook,

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

bet you like old men.

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Can you imagine if Kelly wasn't there for Marco after that shit?
We thought Just Friends was bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7FFMOTtyM

William Wright
William Wright

Because Manna is cute and perfect
And Janna is fun

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

i can totally see it holyshit

Adam King
Adam King

parasites vs the lack thereof
Bald no contest.

Caleb White
Caleb White

taking advantage of her vulnerability
on the contrary she's rebounding on him, she knows full well what's she's doing.

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

I like the savage River brought into the dialogue

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

I don't really like it either, but I think Jackie should just stay away from Marco. He just brings suffering wherever he goes. She was smart enough to let him go before it got to that point.

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

Just Friends was far worse.

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

such bold confidence. ugh
i wish i had a janna to sit on my face and abuse me.

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

Janna is so cute i want to bite her nose

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

Yep,Star had to suffer months before she got back with Tom, Marco literally had to wait 1 minute before new pussy showed up.

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

Today episode's summary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

Goddamn I love this show.

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

But Star herself is stuck in this infuriating limbo where she appears to be completely and comfortably moved on from her crush, and we've gotten little to no look into her internal thoughts.

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

magic is an allegory for female masturbation/sexual pleasure
this fucking lunatic was right
SHE
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY WITH IT

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

So are we just gonna not address the fact that this episode confirmed the fact that Star and Tom are dating and that Eclipsa might be behind Starco?

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

this episode confirmed the fact that Star and Tom are dating
People who weren't fucking delusional realized this last week

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

the most farfetched reaching shit is the most on-the-nose of all the theories
Quick, what are some others?! We all know Dies Irae, but what else?

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

Watched the new episode
I'm so close of dropping this show.
What is Nefcy thinking. How much does the harmen expand?

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

Tomstar has been discussed to death. Where the fuck were you?

And the Eclipsa thing is a stretch. Needs more info.

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

You know they did that just to drive more wedges between the fandom, and even more are being struck as we speak.

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

Starcofags seemed pretty damn sure of themselves last week. Guess they don't have shit to say now.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

I'm so close of dropping this show. What is Nefcy thinking.
That she knows how to write a show better than you do.

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

famalam I hate to be a little snot here, but it's not a farfetched theory at all. It's pretty classic fiction writing. This kind of thing is everywhere. Everything you watch and read has about this much depth to it.

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

Pretty sure that was more stupid than savage

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

See ya tomorrow.

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

Marco is gonna Makoto his way through Kelly and Hekapoo before eventually hooking up with Star, only to find out that Starco is all a plot by Eclipsa.

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

You're bestie forgot your birthday

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

don't even joke about that shit

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

Marco finally admitting to himself he has feelings for Star is pretty fucking huge. It's going to hang over the rest of the season. The only possible next development would be them actually getting together. It's just that that's gonna be pretty hard now

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

What was Ludo doing in space?

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Hun, her best friend is lil' Lucitor right now.

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

Starco is all a plot by Eclipsa
It's funny to me that you think that

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

Which is bullshit. Let Marco learn. At this rate, Jackie won't even be a lesson. Even her former relevance has been retroactively taken away.

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

God. I thought it was just memes and fapfiction. How did we come to this.

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

This is the same guidebook that says Marco thinks that Janna is the worst and he'd rather take Ponyhead over her you realize

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

can we make a thread about sexuality in star vs the force of evil?

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

Cute is cute on girls, I'm not gay

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

Guess I'm just a dummy then.

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

That heart-crushing realization was the lesson.
Whether or not he dates Kelly isn't important, the important thing is he'll start to be more independent (helping Hekapoo on odd jobs) and will almost certainly stop taking Star's shit.

"You're my squire, do what I say."
That shit's not going to fly anymore.

Cooper King
Cooper King

Should I get a comfy gf to watch this show with?
It seems like that is the superior way of watching it

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

yfw the Captain was Eclipsa all along

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

where she appears to be completely and comfortably moved on from her crush
'Appears' to be

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

From Star's point of view I think it might look like Marco only decided to go back to her because Jackie dumped him.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

I mean
That's basically what happened, yeah

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

give me more Kelly

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

Tad, you dip

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

So, Eclipsa is encouraging Star to NOT be shy of her raging fembug sexuality?
Who got this pic with them reading 'BMC' magazine?

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

The point is that there are heavy hints that Janna is into Marco even if he considers her to be worse than Toffee.

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

What is Star's safeword?

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

I'm starting to really hate some of the tropes im starting to see in this show. I hope they don't keep them up

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

When the Monster Expert was going through all the shit like the forest of Certain death, was anyone else reminded of Mrs. Claus from that Billy & Mandy special.

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

Hence the "little to no look into her internal thoughts"

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

Jackie won't even be a lesson
The lesson was that he can't have good Calle and eat it too. Or to be more specific, he can't try to live in both worlds since Star is gonna be first in his heart. As Tad said, he's got the fucking scissors. Nothing is stopping him except that he loves Star

Eclipsa might be behind Starco
Where the fuck did that come from

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

Studying

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

Kelly is pure.

Star is a slut

Marco is secretly the vilain of the next season. (his russian dub name is Marko DIES, that's not a coincidence. )

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

tropes

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

And then Star's parents reaction is them being afraid of their daughters' awakening sexuality.
It all comes together, really.

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

Moon trying to downplay it
River freaking out, trying to "scare her straight"
There is absolutely no way it wasn't completely intentional

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

Yeah but without context it makes it look like Marco only chose to connect back with Star because he got dumped by his "first choice" rather than Jackie dumping him because he was clearly obsessed with Star.

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

Kelly is pure.
hair cum rag

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

It worked however

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

female masutrbation reigns on
S3
Eclipsa encourages her to explore these sleepmews, and learn more about herself
not-so-subtle influence to the dark side (gave her a taste of the power she weilds)
Getting mixed signals here. This going over moderation or something?

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

typical cartoon morale
just b urself :^)

svtfoe
Jesus Christ, Raimi.

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

someone make a screen cap collage whatever

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

So how does River threatening to have the MHC come take Star away factor into all this?

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

Kelly is pure.
But her bf lives in her.

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

See

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

globgor

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

Indulging in the pleasure can be exciting and empowering, but you might find yourself in unexpected and dangerous situations
Star's better option was letting her man help her

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

Kelly is pure
She's canonically had a bf she's gotten high with. Also girls who constantly break up and get back together with their old flames over and over again aren't worth it

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT SHIT SINCE THE BEGINNING, but Starcofags just keep trying to deny that Starco-shipping might actually be intentional by some outside force within the show

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

So when does she convince Star to rape Marco

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

Meditating and shit

The superior way is to let you feel the pain as much as the characters do, so nope.

Behind, I guess.

Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

letting her man help her
And then she kicked him out, cuz fuck having someone look out for you.

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

I mean technically it still did the same thing since everybody was still okay with Marco as he normally is anyway which is usually what happens in the typical cartoon. Still, most of them don't usually admit that it will disappoint people

James Adams
James Adams

Nobody Expects the Magic Inquisition!

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

Fuck Marcoo look like a suicidal guy in this picture.

Hope he doesn't get mad and become the vilain.

James Johnson
James Johnson

convince
For now, she'll most likely work in the shadows, pulling the strings as need be. Influence will be strong.

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

As much as I want Eclipsa to make her move to keep the plot moving, I also just want to see Eclipsa keep fucking with everyone forever.

How deep can we go down this rabbit hole?

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

I mean Eclipsa having a connection to the ship captain paintings does give the "the blood moon is evil/Star and Marco souls being bound was a set up by some evil force" theory some momentum, but we still don't know anything yet. It could just be a ruse by Nefcy.

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

was if she isn't really evil? but like a neutral ?

what if Marco turned out to be evil, controlled by the monster arm personality due to his guilt and jealousy?

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

Star vore and bondage in one episode
Jesus Christ Nefcy, you know exactly what you're doing.

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

yfw Marclipsa becomes a thing
Star becomes an emotional/magical wreck after the conditioning
Eclipsa now has Marco as her king/general and Star as her warbeast

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

I mean, look at this... oblongated objests asking Star to put them in her mouth.
And her own words '...what a satisfying dream...'?
Big Mouse's censors aren't to swift nowadays, are they?

William Sanders
William Sanders

You like Solaria. Don't ya user?

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

Eclipsa loves the monster inside Marco

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

Would be a good lesson for Star though

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

Monster Carver
Who wouldn't be?

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

"So filling"

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

I'm also starting to think Eclipsa isn't the kind of bad guy we're thinking

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

made a point of chewing them to bits
O-oh.

Oliver White
Oliver White

Btw this is one of the most things I heard from women

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

*most common

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

So is Moon symbolic of women who have been convinced to be ashamed of their own sexuality?

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

are you okay user

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

how many of you made it?

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

So how you enjoy new season so far?
(I only saw movie)

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

We're all not okay.
This is the ride off the cliff afterall. And when you are already falling and thanking god for ending the nightmare, there are rails at the bottom and the ride somehow continues

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

Not me

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

mfw on there 5 times

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

you need to shit post more, specifically between the hours of 10pm and 5am EST

you shit post too much

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

Invited Marco to literally get inside her
Slut, maybe even more than Star

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

Hey, Kelly's not the only one with shit living in her hair

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

Haha! My cuck dreams are coming true!!!

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

UH GUYS

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sword+hand+dance

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

Chill. Marco ain't gonna hook up with some bitch who doesn't even have a nose.

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

November 14, 2017

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

Well, how about that.

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

The site shows you just submitted that entry today you stupid fuck.

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

mkay, starcuck

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

too much
Kek
Nov 14, 2017

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

As much as I wish that were real, your a fucking moron.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

Daily/threadly reminder to love and defend your waifu, and to thank the drawfags and writefags
War is the mother of all invention and waifu wars help the inspire the creations from drawfags AND writefags

KelCo rising
TomStar confirmed
Star has wet dreams of getting all the hot dogs, and tells Marco not to tell Tom that she can take 37 hot dogs in one night
How can Nefcy keep doing this in a kids show

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

I've been at work. It's EST + 8 here

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

What does a kids cartoon have NTR?

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

Episode opens with Star dreaming of wieners
I can't

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

I see nobody posted the lyrics to the song at the end

All my plans are falling apart
How can i not know about this
And I dont wanna know, the things that i've known
And I dont wanna see, the things that i've been shown
But I can't shut my eyes so I walk away alone, tonight

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

She didn't really have many options on Earth, and I don't think she was ready to go back to Tom so soon.

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

It happened like four or five times until now.

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

Give me your opinion on Starco. I believe Starco is end game and all other ships won't matter. You'll make the collage concerning that

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

crushing pizza

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

Why does Adventure Time have an anal vore episode?

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

Oh boy! My first collage and I'm on it three times!

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

that's not chocolate

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

Any other currently airing shows on Nick, CN, or Disney with cuck levels this high?

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

Male cucking a female
Who cares.
Female cucks male
Makes me rage.

Why is this the case?

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

Compared to "Waiting For Me" and "Just Friends" it was completely unmemorable. Especially with everyone talking over the lyrics. Just felt like it was trying super hard to be a generic 90s love realization scene.

Even "Jarco Interrupted" was much more impactful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wTtHEptb3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo4q76EiKuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvbUYQcXIjY

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

Easier to identify with a character with the same set of genitalia as you.

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Wait what? How often do S3 episodes air?

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

What's the symbolism with tbe Sol rise?
Isn't Marco Sol?

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

Some hell of a twist

but Starcofags just keep trying to deny that Starco-shipping might actually be intentional by some outside force within the show
Well I still can't see it, but I've seen the possibility that it can end up like apparently in Witcher III something similar to this happens but the main couple basically say fuck off to the evil and get together on their own. I don't know, I didn't actually play that but I heard it as a possibility

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

He was at one point.
Star vs Sun
Huh

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

"They don't need this. They haven't earned it."
What did she mean by this?

Luke Price
Luke Price

Every Girl on this stupid universe kissed Marco or hugged him or even hold hands.
ONLY JANNA HAS TO HIDE IN HIS CLOSET TO GET CLOSE TO HIM
Does Nefcy want me to suffer so hard. I weren't even mad if Marco reject her as a girlfriend IN THE SHOW. Just a small conversation
Hey Marco it's me Janna. I liked you for a long time now...
Sorry Janna no can do!
k bye...
IS THAT SO HARD
I want a Manna moment ..a small one just so i can die happily

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

I've been rooting for Starco, but now that Star acts like a bitch and Marco showed himself as an immature kid, I don't find it cute and perfect anymore.
I've also always felt bad for Jackie, because I knew where it was going and Jackie seemed like a too nice person to deserve this.

All in all - I don't know anymore what I want. (If) Starco is an endgame then we definetely need quite some time to make it feel plausible

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

Well nick had that show with a huge amount of interracial cuck imagery who's producers only other work was a documentary literally titled 'Cuckold'.

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

dang.. this hurt me wtf

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

I'd left the threads before the leaks dropped so this was the first new episode since the start of the bomb that I could go into blind (even if you don't look at them they're impossible to avoid if you're in these threads). Hope this pattern of late/no leaks keeps up.

Sweet Dreams
this was a good episode
I don't like how Marco being Star's "squire" means now he's just a little bitchboy at her beck and call even more than before, but I've bitched about that enough already
Goblin Dog spree = actually kinda gross
glad to see the return of God-Mode Star, miss the deep voice though
bug Star, the dropped truck, and the Goblin Dog jingle playing the whole time was actually hilarious
as always, Moon does not know shit
Ludo cameo = good, Ludo may no longer be part of the show = disappointing
visual of the Butterfly magic fading was neat
Pajama Eclipsa! Sparring with Marco!
she's connected to the Sea Captain who was connected to the Blood Moon. She couldn't be connected to the previous Blood Moon, but maybe 333.5 years ago something related to it happened that she was involved with?
why can't all the episodes be like this

Lava Lake Beach
Sailor Star = cute
I was wrong that Tom and Star weren't dating yet. I was absolutely right that they'd only kiss onscreen IF Marco was there to see them do it
I like Kelly's hair and the return of the pizza guy from Crystal Clear
did not like that the entire episode was sad Marco dating talk with yet another implied ship. This is starting to feel like boring fanfiction
that song was no "Waiting for Me"
soulrise was cool, we could've seen more of it though. The fact that that eye was literally nothing means maybe the TOFFEE'S EYE guys about that poster are onto something
the timeline makes no sense. Either Marco's younger than Star, which could work, or the crew forgot Star's birthday literally can't be in winter
these shipping episodes really drag

plot feels sluggish. Maybe I'll like this season better once it's over

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

That dream episode was so unsubtle about its sexuality it's insane.
I thought this was Disney?

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

the timeline makes no sense
The Stump Day special is out of order, just like Hungry Larry. It's a holiday special, don't worry about it so much.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

Not me but I just watch right now.
Life is pain. I hate

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

You are literally me. capped and saved mate. we'll be having a good time when our predictions turn out right

you're going to to die miserable, and then nefcy will harvest your soul
have a janna

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

So, I keep seeing Dias Irae posted in these threads. What's the deal with that?

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

That's way too close to home base

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

Star thinks she's a rebel because she's a violent oaf and likes to fight monsters just like almost every single Queen did before her which she would know if she wasn't stupid
meanwhile Marco is the literal poster child of rebellious princesses and has deconstructed the very being of a princess to nothingness to the point where as a boy in plain clothes he's psyopped the world to still consider a role model princess

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

Kelly replaces Jackie
Kelly canonically has armpit hair and a happy trail of pubes, and leg hair
TomStar happens
"It's MUH BIRTHDAY!"
Marco has feelings for Star
I don't know how to feel, Kelly gives us some fetish ideas, but at the same time, Jackie who Marco was horny for a decade, is gone forever.
It messes with me, so they're giving Kelly character but not Jackie? I don't hate Kelly at all, in fact she's kinda cute, having a personality now and all.
Is Marco literally "I want what I can't have." the person? I've known so many people like that, hell I've wanted things I knew wouldn't happen.
Self-delusion is a hell of a drug.

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

You're playing with the big girls now.

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

You are sexist

Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

woo

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

Post cute Jannas

Leo Bennett
Leo Bennett

even though Star's still having fun, she still notices them hanging out
starts bugging her
gets bad enough even Tom begins to notice
becomes an enabler just to try and keep her satisfied
this both works and fails, as Star revels in the freedom yet longs for Marco's order
one day she just can't take it anymore
desparately searches for them, only to find them making out in some really sentimental spot
Cuckening 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

Was it the painting that told Marco to go to the Blood Moon Ball? Seems like it was the destiny thing to do, Eclipsa is just even more ambiguous to me now

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

Who?

Anthony James
Anthony James

L-LEWD

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

all this suffering
all this torture
Nefcy's end game will be the best

Adam Young
Adam Young

Who's up next for Marcos bangarang

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

All we need is Marco to return to Earth and Janna is confirmed.

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

Higgs, Heka, or some unknown challanger.

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

requesting a drawfag or a willing user to change this to Star with multiple hotdogs

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

entire episode of Jackie crying

James King
James King

Starco is dead
Where's your cute and perfect ship now?

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

Pls no
Dammit I still miss her

John Walker
John Walker

OH GEEZ
I'M CUMMING

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

Was it the painting that told Marco to go to the Blood Moon Ball? Seems like it was the destiny thing to do
Who was the only other person that could have been in Star's room to warn Marco about the Blood Moon?
Who came to get Eclipsa to rescue Star and Marco?
Who is the guy who told Marco he had to let Star make her own mistakes all the way back in "Mewberty"?

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

They can't keep depicting little girls to be this thirsty! They just can't!

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

The most unbelievable part for me was that they only showed straight couples in Lava Beach

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Is Marco literally "I want what I can't have"
It's Star actually. Now that Marco is her bitchboy, she neither seems very interested in him, nor is gonna listen to his advice. But once he mans up and tells her to "fuck off" and let him do what he thinks is right, Star is gonna cream herself again over him.

That's actually not unusual, many females act exactly this way

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

little girls
She's 15.

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

POST BEST GIRL

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

Thank fuck Ponyhead didn't find a way to weasel her ass until this episode. Even retarded Glossaryk is a better character than her.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

It's about time they stop with the lies. I for one am elated. plus it'll be nice to see a generation of cuckqueans

David Carter
David Carter

Yep, but before that there's a whole journey ahead

Ayden Walker
Ayden Walker

I thought this was Disney?
Disney needs to back when cartoons had a shit ton of innuendo and got away with more stuff, or at least have a portion of the writers/crews working on more adult stuff. I hate this stigma that animation is age exclusive, just look at the French and Japanese, they don't give a shit. Just look at that 60s Spiderman cartoon, it had people firing guns and killing each other. That shit wouldn't fly today. This pussyfication needs to stop, and make cartoons great again!

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

Sweet Dreams
This is becoming more apropos

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

I can't decide if I would love or hate this...

On the one hand, Star being a massive cunt and only giving a shit about (or at least being honest about it) Marco when he's with someone else would be fucking infuriating.
On the other hand, I'm blindly obsessed with Starco and I need it in my life as much and as soon as possible.

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

ship captain stresses its the moon of L O V E R S
blood moon ball is supposed to be a darker holiday that Tom neutered for Stars sake
The underworld demons are confirmed to have had monster status a long time ago and Eclipsas husband looks kind of like Toms mom. Is Tomstar incest

Zachary White
Zachary White

Jackie can easily do much better with anyone else.

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

This pretty fucking cute man.

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

Is Tomstar incest
wtf I ship Tomstar now

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

He'd be Star's like 6th cousin but yeah I can see that. Royalty is pretty incestuous.

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

not fair
thanks for the janna anyway

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

You think Jackie would've forgotten Marcos birthday?

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

fuck you

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

there are people who seriously want to see Joskar, Jalfonzo, or Jerguson

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

Star and Eclipsa are nine generations removed, they're hardly more related than any two people with similar heritage.

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

Marco's an idiot too, it's less females acting this way and more dumb people and teenagers acting this way, remember how much of an idiot Marco acted like when he came from Mewni?
Star is being a fucking moron too, people don't bring light to this because "MUH WAIFU" but she's stupid, Jackie knew what she wanted, as does Janna, maybe Marco and Kelly will hit it off, but we all know Marco's gonna slut it up with Janna a little bit, too.

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

Glossaryck?

Alexander James
Alexander James

He doesn't ship Justav

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

Jackie probably already bought Marco a gift and wrapped it. It's still in her closet and will remain in there undisturbed until her death. Many lovers will come and go, but none can separate Jackie from her youth, from promises unfulfilled and a life that could have been.

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

Eclipsa_sees_human_cock.png

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

o sorry I'm dumb I just barely glanced at your post

Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

Star says she wants to be in control but like most women prefer a man to take charge and show since backbone instead of being a passive wet sponge. Its why she came running back to Tom when he reignited that flame. Marco tries too hard to be affable.

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

mfw reddit is right

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

That's assuming Demons don't like to be like 200 years each, it could very well have been only 3 generations on Tom's side, making him like a 3rd uncle.

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

Corr~rrect!
"I'm doing this because I love you."

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

we will never see Jackie, Higgs or Ludo__ again

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

She is the cutest
with her cute chubby cheecks

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

those posts
this post
You have to go back.

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

I agree 100%. There is a reason why nu-male beta bitchboys don't get girls and you have the "good guys finish last" thing. Women don't even care if you're a 10/10 Adonis as long if you have money, power and mad self-confidence, 9 out of 10 women will cream themselves over you. It's how things are, they are hardcoded that way. The same way men are hardcoded to achieve money, power and self-confidence.

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

redditors are so socially inept that they don't realize that teenagers want to fuck everything that moves

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

Man, call me 12 but I didn't really catch on to the sexual subtext until I opened this thread

David Garcia
David Garcia

No. Janna is shit.

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

yfw Jackie is actually planning a revenge.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

t. buttmad Starfag pedo

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

The rock humans are doctors who want to rule over humanity with the new rokakaka mutation.

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

Jackie doesn't plan revenge, she finds peace.

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

WHERE
IS
UNCROPPED

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

I am not defending Marco, only clearing that specific phrase

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

We just saw one of them though

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

I had a good twelve-year-old chuckle at "Star dreaming about wieners" but once they got to Marco chaining Star to her bed and "don't tell Tom about this" it was too much to ignore.

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

for the last time

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

who is this cutie?

jackie found peace crying in a park after the break up

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

Marco finally figured out what he wants. He wants to hunt slash and portals across every dimension.

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

they turned Star into a bitch
turned
It took them two years to realize something that was obvious from episode fucking one
My assumptions were correct, most people there are fucking retarded

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Alright lads. There's been a lot of happenings in this season, but we know Nefcy's got one more bomb to end them all. What do you think it's gonna be?

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

Loud House background character.

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

Tom has just, from what it looks like for Star, nearly killed himself almost in front of Star. That can affect an emotional connection

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

Don't go calling Star a bitch when Marco's the one who won't man up and put her in her place and didn't take her when he had the chance.

David Moore
David Moore

user i like you.

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

I for sone reason find this pic extremely hot.

Robert King
Robert King

He wants to hunt slash and portals across every dimension.
You mean the same thing he realized in Running with Scissors, but a certain bug bitch guilt tripped him so he can wash her cum stained sheets?

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

Reddit is never right

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

Nothing wrong with that.

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

This isn't Disney's ride anymore. This is Nefcy

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

It's a "Marcofags blame Star for Marco being a beta" episode
Can't wait for your tears when Marco comes crawling back yet again after Nightlife.

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

can you let me out I need to fart superbad

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

Janna is best girl on the show

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

it's not that chick on the cellphone from the latest episode, is it?

Owen Long
Owen Long

Have some 720p TV rips from Spazz for last week's episodes, the watermarks aren't as annoying as they appear on the app.

Scent of a Hoodie / Rest in Pudding
https://mega.nz/#!4mIXQawb!hkNvBF2YSQtSr8V_lMLvpLO7NDoshEQhLrGoi8OWUkc

Club Snubbed / Stranger Danger
https://mega.nz/#!luokmD6S!hnRt60HcOPkrvIZZS2vPbmSLCXVeOdRVYWBeEneNnic

Lint Catcher / Trial by Squire
https://mega.nz/#!crQjwRYY!04FRNDHXD1U0UXNC4mwV2UG4Vhv2b8c44rKG89Xwdro

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

that chromatic aberration
did fucking Shadman draw this

Tyler King
Tyler King

Marco's the one who won't man up
"LOL just man up and take responsibility for this slutty flea bag"
Star gives Marco's hoodie to Tom, so she can fuck one while thinking about the other
Star's not a bitch
Wew lad, Marco sure dodged a bullet

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

Should Marco just go back to the Heckapoo dimension and live his life over again?

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

Ponyhead has actually been on top form this season and one of the few people actually on Marco's side

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

The underworld demons are confirmed to have had monster status a long time ago
nah son

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

Just gonna leave this here

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

300 years of fart buildup released all at once

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

But then how will we know about
BIG HERO 6: BAYMAX RETURNS
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

God if only

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

will he go back to his adult form

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

What do the bites mean though. Will holly get healed

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

Would he though? It seems he starts questioning if he needs Star at all

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

lol screencapping discussion posts and posting it on another board while mentioning where it came from is a great idea
you need to go back and stay go, redditfag

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

NO I WANT /SS/

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

Marco's monster arm comes back.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

the evil was inside her all along

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

Star's a fucking bitch, like recent Marco tier. B-But people don't do something about it, doesn't change the fact or shift the blame much.

Dylan King
Dylan King

It seems he starts questioning if he needs Star at all
Oh please, we all know he does.

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

that poll no longer means anything with higgs around

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Star spends $65k of her subjects taxes on "goblin dogs"
Tad tells Marco that because he has scissors (physical representation of trans globalist elitist power) he should go out crushing "pizzas"
How long until (((they))) silence her

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

yfw Kelly's just using him to make Tad jealous

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

Star literally breaks into Hekapoo's house and tries her best to talk Marco out of staying with the thick fire goddess because she's jelly
Someone ignoring Star's bitchiness, I wonder who could be behind this post...
Starcucks...Why am I not surprised...

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

Nefcy is slowly turning the show into her original idea.

Season 4 finale is Star waking up and discovering she was just an autistic 8 year old girl playing make believe

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

to make Tad jealous
Why? she broke up with him.

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

If he had manned the fuck up and told Star he could be more than just her friend that night, we wouldn't be having any of these problems.

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

I'm glad someone else is thinking this

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

This is best ending.

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

Implying someone as sweet and pure as Kelly would do such a thing

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

Marco being immature doesn't exclude an option of Star being a cunt

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

Kelly may be sweet, but she isn't pure

Kevin James
Kevin James

Taking requests

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

Maybe this is all to tear down the idea of "First Girl/Boy wins" in the first place. I always see people who don't want Starco to happen because "IT'S TOO CLICHE" and while that is still totally bullshit, there is something to be said about execution. Kelly may have a point that neither of them have particularly earned being with the other yet (if at all, pretty sure it's still gonna happen though) and this is usually something cartoons don't really go into at all when it comes to main pairings. There's also the fact that both Star and Marco won't stop running away from their problems, well at least Marco is. Star is more like trying to face her problems but will end up taking bad advice

What I'm trying to say is Nefcy is tearing down the very idea of "Cute and perfect"

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

an entire half episode preventing marco's hoodie from being watched
the following one she is miraculously over marco and back with tom

I can't tell if this is some writer getting their shipper shit in. Or if they're trying to portray star as an average girl.

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

but she isn't pure
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, RIGHT NOW

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

seriously, fuck off back to where you came from and take your
I'm too stupid to come up with discussion on my own or even rewrite it, so I'll just screencap shit from elsewhere and drag it to other forums while advertising where I "found" it
bullshit with you. Redditcunt screenshotters are not welcome

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

Star would still be herself.

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

a minor being immature
Woah...

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

Starfan13 is her only friend at school
Toffee is her doctor
Ludo is her father
Jackie is her mom
Marco doesn't exist

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

Star goes back to her first true love, Tom, and Marco goes back to his first mutual true love, hek.

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Jackie on a throne with a trident surrounded by her sea bretheren

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

HIGGS AND KELLY IN CHRISTMAS ATTIRE

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

the following one
It had been a few weeks between Scent of a Hoodie and Lint Catcher user. Remember how "half their summer was spent long-distance" with Jackie

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

Higgs is irrelevant, she probably won’t even show up again

Sebastian Richardson
Sebastian Richardson

Squire, I command you to watch.

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

a teenager being a cunt
Woah...

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

oh dear

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

She's canonically not though. She's had an on-again, off-again boyfriend this entire time and they've gotten high together. Kelly is the kind of girl who will dump you at the drop of a hat

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

how about some of them kellco?

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

an entire half episode preventing marco's hoodie from being watched
And the other half was her realizing that she's too hung up on Marco and needs to let him go. Then she does.

the following one she is miraculously over marco and back with tom
If "the following one" you mean "several episodes of progression later comprising at least a few weeks of in-universe time"

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

In the Glossaryck episode and wash episode Star lets go of both Marco and Gloss but they both come back to burden her

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Dreams as a metaphore for monster sex
NEFCY!!!!!

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

Janna all nasty

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

He manned up and went to that fucking ball all to get blamed later and ordered to make Star nachos, like a bitchboy.

Actually, every time, Marco tried to man up in front of Star, he got shitted on and put back into his bitch place.
The only different time was whel Glossaryk asked him to step aside in mewberty. And that blue fucker was right - Marcoshould stay away from Star for his own good

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

Star being a kinky dom princess fantasies are realized
Everyone too busy arguing/trying not to kill themselves over shipping to talk about it

Evan Howard
Evan Howard

Please stop being mean to my waifu, you do this everytime

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

How far have Tom and Star gone?

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

Don't post this image to me or my wifes user ever again

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

this

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

I'm giving up on Starco being decently well-written if it's not happening by the end of S3B. If they save it for the last episode, I'm gonna be rather rustled

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

someone help me, im running out of higgs

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

So Eclipsa is like Marcille, no sense of right and wrong?

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

"I need a friend!"
"Y-you're right Star, s-s-sorry... I'll go make the nachos..."
"manned up"

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

He manned up and went to that fucking ball all to get blamed later and ordered to make Star nachos, like a bitchboy.
Well he only went cause "the Captain" told him to, but you're missing that the episode had a strong point of Star not wanting someone to save her but be next to her

Jason Perez
Jason Perez

For now it's actually the opposite. Later - yes, but at this moment Marco must be as far from her as possible and work on himself, for himself and by himself (or with some friends)

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

Remember cinnamon?

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Even worse, she's a wizard

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

Star orders Marco to watch her all night as she is having feel good dreams.
Tell me it's not lewd.

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

so.....is kelly have big bobbly eyes or that's just her glasses?

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

Marco Diaz is the Dick Grayson of that universe, a Totaly Manslut, and a chick magnet

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

I want Kelly to sit on my face, and I'm forced to inhale her butt musk.

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

You just saw them having a full-blown touchy makeout session, more than Marco and Jackie ever did.

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

It's glasses

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

Okay so what is it? Is Marco a haremlord or a beta? He can't be both.

Note: Both are memes. Marco is a confused teenager who doesn't know what love really is or what he wants to be

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

You forgot the bit where he cucked the prince of not-Hell out of his dance under the moon of lovers.

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

Star has made Marco hold her hand while Tom fucks the crap out of her.

Logan White
Logan White

It feels like just yesterday when people were saying this about Jackie, Star and Marco. Oh how the times have changed

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

full-blown touchy makeout session,
more than Marco and Jackie ever did.
I think they're about the same dude.

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

KELLY A KUTE

STAR A SLUT

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

She gives Marco sidelong glances while it's happening, getting off on seeing him suffer like he made her suffer
Tom thinks she's making eyes at Marco, gets madder and pounds her harder
cycle continues indefinitely with magical endurance spells

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

You just saw them having a full-blown touchy makeout session, more than Marco and Jackie ever did.
Did we forget Just Friends?

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

How to actually know the air time of these episodes? I have been missing them over and over.

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

stars beach dress was cute

John Hughes
John Hughes

It makes sense for Tom and Star to be together. They have amazing chemistry and have been together since very early childhood. In comparison Star had only known Marco for about a year.
Brainlets and blind Starcocultists think Tom was abusive or evil but his breakup was just due to some normal teenage angst he had to deal with and so far he's matured past it with the help of Marco and therapy.
Marco was just a stopgap, a distraction to fill the whole that Tom used to fill. Tom is Star's best friend.
They had normal fights like all couples do and a part of Stars development is accepting not always getting what she wants and choosing decisive and focused Tom over passive and indecisive Marco who still has no idea what he's doing.

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

TOO DEEP

I like it.

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

Why do depressing scenes in shows/films make me want to listen to depressing music afterwards even though I myself aren't really depressed by what I've seen?

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

So Foster's home for imaginary friends?

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

Can't wait for the act where Star, to even out with how Marco got treated, gets her ass kicked way harder for what happened in today's episode. I could care less for shipping and speculation, I just want to see both of them suffer. Marco's time is over, now let's torture the bug.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

Airs on tv at 8pm eastern.
Releases on the app early at 3am.

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

So Tom is Star's Jackie.

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

Brainlets and blind Starcocultists think Tom was abusive or evil
I'm pretty sure that was mainly tumblr and easily triggered women.

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

Check here regularly and watch the stream with everyone

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

But are Tom and Star cute and perfect?

Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper

It's a free cunt-ree

Ian Long
Ian Long

Her Monster race relation shenanigans will blow up all over her face.

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

Marco's time is over, now let's torture the bug.
The bug had half an entire season of suffering. Nothing bad ever seriously happened to Marco before S3, heck his suffering never really started until Sophmore Slump

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

i swear to god, it's unlike of Star not knowing its gonna be marco's birthday. If there isnt an episode after this where Star TRIED to celebrate Marco's birthday im gonna.....okay i don't know what i'll do. But i'll be mad that's for sure.

back me up on this, guys

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

Marco's hood
How long till she asks him to speak spanish and to make some nachos?

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

whelp, this is my last higgs

where my higgs bros at

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

Is nobody going to point out this is Chibi-Usa's Sailor outfit?

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

Nah she moved on and so should Marco, hekapoo should say happy birthday.

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

next to her
Exactly, she doesn't need Marco, she needs a faceless puppy around her

Also, captain just helped Marco's own decisions to be brought into reality

Dylan James
Dylan James

Moved onto Kelly

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

No he's Stars Janna

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

b-but muh bff troupe

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

drawing in SAI

low energy, my man

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

Exactly, she doesn't need Marco, she needs a faceless puppy around her
You're misinterpreting it. What she wants is a partner who will do things with her. A faceless puppy around her is someone who walks behind her and what Marco was trying to be is someone who's ahead of her. She wants (or at the time wanted) a friend who would be next to her and trusts her and stuff.

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

That means Marco should be with hekapoo since they've been together for 16 years

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

I wish I had never started watching this show.

I'm addicted because it's a fulfilling, feel-good, love-focused show in a lonely, miserable time in my life.
But Nefcy's suffering is tearing me apart.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

not knowing why star is dating tom

she wants that hot prince body

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

i'm out of higgs. i'll post my first waifu, and probably the best girl ever on the show

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

Is this going to become the new Korra?

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

Nah she moved on and so should Marco
Oh you're all so naive

Liam King
Liam King

Fine, like I said I want to see them both suffer, what I saw happen to Marco satisfied me, but I don't mind more. Star needs a second time, though.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

Star and Jackie are getting c u c k e d at the same time

Damn! Marco is a player!

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

Marco will become a badass warrior from training with Kelly and earn the respect of River and Mewnis knights while an inept Star fucks up all of Mewnis diplomatic relations

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

Only if Nefcy makes JanStar endgame only during the final episode

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

A partner, whos advice she rarely listened to and now just doen't listen at all. Earlier she had no excuses, so had to at least some times bend over, now she is simply "you're my squire, do what I say and keep your scissors"

No wonder Marco starts questioning if he really has feelings for Star and their friendship too

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Someone do a video of marcos realization with cash's hurt overtop

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

Fine, like I said I want to see them both suffer
Now that I can understand.
Star needs a second time, though
The monster stuff is absolutely gonna blow up in her face

Unless Jackie and Star become lesbians out of nowher at the end, then no

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

Higgs seriously need more tender loving cute art. I'm disappoint not a lot of good artist draw her. Do we really need to move on with commission?

Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

Correct. Don't forget the Valentine's day booty call

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

will blow up all over her face
Literally

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

Stop hurting my emotions user.

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

Squire and princess together 4 ever!

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

Star doesn't have eight legs...

Don't know about the seven vaginas.

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

series gets cancelled before starco happens because Nefcy gets accusations of sexual abuse from several members of her staff
She also gets accused by Alex Hirsch of forcefully pegging him

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

They have already been eating buritos though

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

DOGUI CUKC
It's that the music imprints on you and you place the sadness of it all together in that.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

A partner, whos advice she rarely listened to
The spark for Star's entire thing about Mewmans and monsters was sprung from Marco in the first place

and now just doen't listen at all
Has Marco been right about anything lately?

No wonder Marco starts questioning if he really has feelings for Star and their friendship too
I think you misinterpreted that scene hard. If anything he was coming to terms with his feelings for Star, not questioning them

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

Gets fired for the first sets of accusations
Gets a medal of honor for the second accusation

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

Actually, I agree with you on this one

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

Marco will become a badass warrior from training with Kelly
Marco is never gonna be a badass warrior the way some of you guys think he is outside of the Heckapoo dimension

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

Ok, the chains were a bust, but how about!?

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

Jackie didn't get cucked. She broke off before it got to that.

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

Just revel in the feeling dude. You aren't sad but sadness is the context so go ahead and try to turn it up to 11, there's nothing better than feeling fine when others wallow in misery

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

what should I draw today?

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

I didn't what the fuck.

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

Because you haven't felt anything in a while so it feels good to listen to Out of Sand and shed a couple tears

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

HIGGS

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

Princess Marco x Higgs

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

I hope we're all happy by the last episode of the show

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

LITERALLY ANYONE WITH MARCO, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
PUT THEM IN CHRISTMAS OUTFITS

Tell me how you feel about Starco

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

tfw someone actually saved your pic

completely_erect.jpg

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

Even better, six armpits

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Questioning has happened today and is gonna happen tomorrow

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

You know not everyone can be happy
Only the Starco shippers will

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

No it wasn't

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

She lives in our hearts

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

I laughed.

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

Only the Starco shippers will
HA

Thomas Howard
Thomas Howard

I want to frig Higgs!

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

Synopses for tomorrow's episodes?

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

Star a shitslut.

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

Elcipsa in pajamas
This bug is not for lewding

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

Even in Lint Catcher he was pretty competent and in most episodes he can do a lot of damage with just karate until he gets mobbed 10 to 1

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

You can't be this naive. You must know deep in your heart that while other girls are better, Star will end up with Marco
Such was the case with Jarco

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

Questioning has happened today
How can he be questioning when he literally just figured out his feelings. Where is this so called questioning even?

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

Well?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14399832

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

Star isn't pure anymore
I hate this so much

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

I am actually, it's what Marco needed to get through

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

I never said Marco was incompetent or unable to do damage, just that he won't be this super badass warrior people think he will. He'll just be Marco, the Karate Kid

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

Is the fact of the endgame you are discussing.
NOT THE FINAL EPISODE OF STARBOMB

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Today was a sad sad day for Starco. But on the bright side, maybe something good will happen in the mid-season finale now.

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

SIX
ARMPITS

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

Star was NEVER pure.

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

She had a boyfriend before and had a crush on every boy even before Marco user. She was never pure.
I really hope people aren't being serious about the pure thing. That's always been something for /a/, definitely not Sup Forums.

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

here

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

What if this was Star's true personality all along, before she came to Earth? It's all starting to emerge now that she's trying to haphazardly patch things up with the belief she can just ignore problems until they end?

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

Marco's such a slut, holy shit

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

She's not kissless now, her lips are no longer pure for Marco

James Morales
James Morales

SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT!

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

This has been KEK moments with KEKHOLD MCKEK.

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

Nobody was talking about Starbomb, the post was talking about the last episode of the show

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

Ugh. Tomorrow is half filler.

David Wright
David Wright

okay if Jackie knows Marco so well, what was the point of her dating Marco in the first place? It doesnt even look like she was fed up with Marco being a capefag. Was she testing him to see if Marco actually love Her? Was she even tried to make Marco fall in love with her again? She fukcing abandon Marco, dammit!

I'm not even a jarcofag in the fist place, i thought she was cool! that is all

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

He figured them (somewhat) in earlier episodes. Today he figured out with some Ted's help, that his feelings lead him to making himself miserable

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

So far, none of the episodes have been filler though even the ones that seemed like it

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

I'm a blind Starcofag.
but what if Starco is not endgame?

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

requesting a drawfriend to change mcquacks face to nefcy, and the plane to every single ship we've had

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

good.

this show is killing me. i need some bullshit to sooth my jangled nerves.

Logan Young
Logan Young

Seeing as it's kind of obvious Tomstar is temporary, even if it's kind of a waste that they're probably going to throw it in the trash eventually, I wanna know how /notsveg/ thinks the breakup will look like, with what we have to work with, no matter if it would be considered weak and barely of impact.

Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker

He figured them (somewhat) in earlier episodes.
No he didn't. At no point in the show is Marco shown to have feelings for Star. The closest to anything is BMB but that's based on assumption that he was jealous over Tom. This is the only episode where Marco's come to serious terms with his feelings

user you know it is.

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

Marco was pure and never strayed from his one goal despite constant temptation until Star finally corrupted him

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

No potential Starco till Thursday
Fucking ugh.

And the mid finale seems like a no-show too. Is it gonna be on Friday or Monday?

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

But Marco doesn't speak Spanish

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

neither Marco sooo..

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

Why is it that when star gets cucked it was great, but when Marco gets cucked it just feels cruel?

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

What the fuck is going on anymore!?? Is that a new episode released?.

Man this threads are sloppy when it comes to information and spoilers

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

Soooo... who else had to take sleeping pills to actually get some shut eye after the live stream?

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

Nefcy will activate her POTTERY skills and probably have a similar scene with Tom letting go of Star. Maybe she'll have hidden his hoodie somewhere or something

Holy shit, not every episode needs to be about Starco. Also the mid-finale is a 1-hour special

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

She obviously kissed Tom before. Marco kissed some foreign exchange girls

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

You have dimensional scissors! You could be knocking back soda pops and crushing pizzas in any dimension! And you're chosing to live with your unavailable crush. When it comes to making yourself miserable, you are the master bro.

Christ almighty...

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

What if not?
I discussed this with my gf, and maybe for being not conventional, Starco won't be endgame but some "friends forever" shit.
Looking at horizon or whatever

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

What do you think she did while she dated Tom the first time?

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

At least there's some Marcapoo scheduled...

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

Middle school relationships are normally pretty tame anons

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

i don't care more than for just fun, but for me it really hurts because at least Marco always cared for Star, he asked if she was okay in just friends.

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

Plot Twist:
Marco has hated Star since the first episode and has only been playing along at being Star's best friend to figure out how to destroy magic.
It's the reason why he needed to break up with Jackie to have an excuse to go back to Mewni.
Marco is only pretending to be retarded.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

She didn't know him that well

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

Man this threads are sloppy when it comes to information and spoilers
We've had a new episode every day at 3 AM for the past week. The burden to keep track falls on you

Starco will be endgame but take extremely unconventional methods to get there that haven't been seen in a cartoon. Think about how much more people are paying attention to the character relationships and being unsure. This is exactly tying in to what Nefcy said about Starco happening too early wouldn't be interesting

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

When's Ludo coming back.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

I'm a rabid starcofag, user. And we are in the midst of the second cuckening.
All I can think about is more Starco.

An hour special is cool. Where's the sauce on that?
And is it Friday or Monday?

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

A fucking kiss is not the lewdest thing in the world

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

What do we learn in this episode?

you have to sort yourself out
you have to move on with your life
you have to get a job
you have to find good, trustful friends
you have to be in a intimate relationship with someone

this show has too many truth bombs. The author want to red pill a whole generation

Connor Price
Connor Price

Actually, those are the words I've been hoping to be said to Marko so much. When it happened it was so good, so fucking good

Alexander Nelson
Alexander Nelson

Read the news, kids these days are pretty precocious

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

An hour special is cool. Where's the sauce on that?
It was in the Twitter post where we first learned the episode titles. And Episode 12+13 are going to be the one hour special

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

user...
Just don't go full-retarded
S03E07

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

The music in this scene was fantastic.

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

This cuck had squired for 3 months. He needed to hear this

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

The whole scene was fantastic

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

triples
storyboard gif
...where did you get that?

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

Oh you'll get yours Star. When your monster sex dreams and communist ideology leaves you isolated from your friends and family I'll savour it dearly.

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

We saw him floating in space and waving hello to Marco, so i think he will come back sometime in the future

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

Fucking Kelco has had sweeter development than TomStar already
Ok. Like they keep trying to push that Tom is "getting better" but it doesn't change the fact he's still a bit of an angry and possessive asshole. Kelly just seems so chill

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

Seems like I'm talking to seddm

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

I'm so sick of all the couple drama I want Kelly to turn out to be the one and these two to actually stay together.

If it gets predictable and Marco does something to her because of his feelings for Star I SWEAR TO GOD NEFCY I SWEAR TO GOD NEFCY GOD ISN'T REAL NEFCY I SWEAR TO GOD NEFCY

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

everyone in the chat freaking out at the Soulrise

Dylan White
Dylan White

but it doesn't change the fact he's still a bit of an angry and possessive asshole
Where specifcally has he been like this?

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

Which in itself is a bold thing to do.

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

I honestly don't get the appeal or function as a character. Unless she kills diversity quota birds with one stone.

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

I want Kelly to turn out to be the one
Why the fuck would a character who's had 0 screentime or anything like that be the one? Also why does nobody consider she won't be rebounding on Marco the way people think Star is for Tom?

Leo James
Leo James

Not that guy, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it on one of the storyboarder's tumblrs, can't remember which one though

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

is it wrong that i assume that kelly looks like she came from poptropica?

Camden Gutierrez
Camden Gutierrez

What would their children look like? Can they even have children together?

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

Kelco is a dumb name. Why not Markelly

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

Just about every conversation he's been in, including Club Snubbed, Demoncism, Starfari, and even this more recent one he's gotten angry at some point.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

Fucking this.

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

And I know this! Non-conventional stuff is always very attractive. Is just... too much that seems to be another endgame or etc.

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

DDDDUUUUUDDDDEEEE

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

He's gotten angry at things because of his nature but he hasn't been "an angry and possessive asshole" at any point.

Are you seriously taking "gruntily looking at shop owner for calling him a monster" as him getting angry?

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

ywn squish those wittle blushing tawny cheeks

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

marcelly?

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

So how will Star react when she sees them together?

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

I think she's just there to be a non-magical warrior girl for when a situation not on earth calls for that. We may get to learn some more about her, now that her whole symbiotic relationship characteristic has been moved past. She could primarily act as another female figure who helps Marco's development on Mewnie, whilst also having a connection with other Mewnie characters like Star and Ponyhead.

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

death peck
Tomorrow

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Is in the opening
They share a special moment together right on his birthday
She could possibly get more screentime in future episodes
It's enough for me to give me hope that shit won't get predictable and Marco won't blow off Kelly and she'll understand and he'll do something that would have Star get together with him where Tom would understand too. Shit's cliche as fuck

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

You don't want to see it. You think you do. But you really don't.

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

Probably not well. It'd be great if Nefcy's solution to getting Star to realize her feelings for Marco was to pair him with as many girls as possible, like Hekapoo and Kelly, and to slowly wear her down.

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

Reminds me of those guys that keep crying about Rukia marrying "a dude who wanter her dead".

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

where has she ever said she didn't want Starco to be a thing?

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

Shit's cliche as fuck
You know I've seen a lot of people say "x is cliche" and not give an actual reason as to why it's bad

James Foster
James Foster

Will likely try to "bro" it up with him about it

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

Rubbing her cheeks must be the comfiest.

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

She has a huge hammerspace built into her body, not to mention combat abilities barely any other human characters possess.

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

Star and Marco need to have a real argument.

hell, a fight could be cool.

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

A lot of people have taken Nefcy about not wanting Starco to happen any time soon and how it would be boring for it to be so early as "Starco will never happen because it's boring"

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

Star has fought a dragon and rescued her father from the underworld several times already. I think she's even cleaned her room.

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

This guy is onto something but it's just shipping after all, sounding retarded only makes things more authentic.

Asher Bell
Asher Bell

Marco runs the gambit of Jackie, Kelly and Hekapoo and Eclipsa
Star had Tom, then went back to Tom.
Delicious

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

But does she use a magic wand to cast magic spells? No. So the point still stands.

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

He did nothing wrong in any of those episodes

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

Lies. Lies and slander.

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

Don't forget Higgs and Janna

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

Star had Tom, went for Oskar for a bit, then crushed on Marco, then went back to Tom.
Fixed

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

That guy really laid down some truth.
That short speech was both depressing and motivational.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

We need an updated "all sea ships" for this show.
I can't find the previous one.

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

She did nothing with Oskar compared to what Marco and Jackie did.

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

Well there's nothing wrong in liking cliche but it just usually means that it's done a lot so most people just get sick of seeing the same thing over and over.

Unless it's actually done right of course, even if you go for cliche you could have even the people that don't like it enjoy it if you write it properly and in an intriguing way. If you're just lazy and do the same thing many other shows did just for the sake of doing it you're only pleasing those that really want that event to happen and don't care how

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

Marco was the failed rebound from Tom

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

DAMN, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

As a starcofag, I'd love this

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

fair enough.

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

Marco could have THIS right now
Chooses not to

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

oh they already did, remember the sandwich?

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

Hekapoo family turns out to be
Marco just forgot about it
Hekapoo gets pissed he never visited his daughter

Mason Long
Mason Long

So did Marco just turn 16?

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

Do you think Tom huffs the hoodie?

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

Kelly is cutier
Heckapoo is sexier
Star is sluttier
Chooses...

Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

so this is what denial look like

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

15
Star turns 15 on Stump Day which is close

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

Pre-ep wiki says 14, so now 15.

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

Y'all enjoy being dumbass cueballs, lice can be removed.

Jason Miller
Jason Miller

mfw now want a fusion pic

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Star has fleas retard

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

not wanting to rub your gf's smooth scalp for good luck

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

user PLS?

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

i wonder mewni's lice is different than earth.

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

Star wondering why Kelly is wearing Marco's hoodie in the distance.

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

It would be every ship exploding themselves

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

be mewman
have access to infinitely capable magic
can't even get rid of fucking lice

Why are mewmans so inferior?

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

Daym, that hurts

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

Tom breaks up with Star because she gives him fleas

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

They also didn't have flushable toilets until Marco taught them

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

Definetely

Btw, what a cute umrella

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

added hues

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

All the fleas would burn in a littlest Tom's outrage with flames

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

'cause magic is only for High Class people
also... racism and etc

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

tfw to intelligent too fall for Nefcy tricks

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

You know, I some way I always hated all the cuckold that nefcy and in this board give to Star, but know I'm pretty happy with the Marco Cuckolding, I mean you deserve it you little fuck

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

Cute!

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

keep up the good work, friend

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

You know if I don't take the shipping super seriously, these two episodes were very good

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

1 minute of cuckolding was alright.

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

What's wrong user?

Wasn't there a Star edit of pic related, by the way?

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

No wonder Kelly is blushing, look at the length of those shorts on Marco. What a slut.

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

All episodes so far were good
thats why the discussion

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

tfw 0 days without mewnish tricks

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

I wish Kelly had a nose

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

You've got a point. Shipping Shellshock has fucking wrecked me so far today... but when I think back on the episode itself, these were the best ones in the season thus far.

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

Jackie died for Starco
Starco gets BTFO and we get Kellco instead
Jackie died in vain

Jesus, Nefcy did Jarcofags fucking dirty

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Is cutier the way she is now.

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

can't breathe while sucking marco's cock
the tragedy

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

Holy shit, where did you get this
it's kinda hot

Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

Starco will be assblasted

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

That's really adorable! Please make more!

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

jej

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

she has a myspace profile
the secrets hidden within, beyond reach

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

Break up with the guy you like because you know he has feelings for someone else and you let him go so that he can be with that someone
Months later you see him with kiss some other girl you've never seen before
Holy fuck

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

it's not on her face

Jace White
Jace White

Who is the mysterious man

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

yea, I get it not happening anytime soon but at all? that seems unlikely

John Cox
John Cox

Yo i wonder how angry the red moon was back on earth. or is it only effect on marco?

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

the moon seems to be in mewni too, but for now Marco is more related because of the date and the dream or dreams like he said it seems

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

I haven't forgotten that Star is stupidly gross for a girl and is covered in fleas.

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

But it's Mewni fleas

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

I haven't forgotten that Star is a FILTHY, FILTHY SLUTBUG.

Caleb Bailey
Caleb Bailey

Those are the worst kind of fleas

Josiah White
Josiah White

fillers in star aren't that bad

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

Marco treats Star really well while Star takes advantage of Marco

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

They're just her family, user.

Jonathan Robinson
Jonathan Robinson

Next episode is MarcoxHeckapoo right?

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

Next episode is MarcoxHeckapoo right?
2 days

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

Search yer heart you know it be true

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

Nope. Other way around.
Star is Marco's sugar momma.

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

No, Marco x Hekapoo is on Thursday

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

Nope, Thursday's.

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

marco's finally go out on his own adventure.

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

Dam, that is the one I am most exited for. Tom can have star as long as Marco gets Heckapoo

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Cute and perfect is dead.

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

Is these pixels are what I think they are?

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

In that episode:
- He get work as a portal guard for Hekapoo
- He get his dragon back
- He get Heka pussy

The reasons to live in that world

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

Nefcy seems like the kind of cunt to keep denying us Starco and build tension, then when it finally happens, she destroys it in the final season.

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

It's a micropenis

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

yes.

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

I like that Marco actually takes Tad's advise.

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

Yes! Yes! Tell me more!

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

She's the kind of chick to not wear underwear.

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

Jackie was the true cuck all along

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

user, Star dated Tom already before she came to Earth, wrote "boys welcome" on her door and immediately lusted after bad boy Oskar because he had a car and a keytar. She also lusted after handsome stranger demon (who she didn't recognise as Marco) in the BMB and was completely mesmerised by the abs of a shirtless handsome 30 yo badboy stranger (who she didn't recognise as Marco) in running with scissors.

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

Reminder that Glossaryck has already spoiled the ending.

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

the weak should fear the strong

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

oh shit

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

Oh, the squirrel is back.

James Long
James Long

waht? how and when?

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

it was a regular show episode disguised as a SVTFOE episode

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

souls are linked eternally
just friends teehee
lol no. It's so obvious what's going to happen in the end that I'm sick of this roundabout bullshit. I want more plot episodes.

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

Star was a spoiled, selfish, reckless brat who deserved to suffer, while Marco tried to do well, has suffered more throughout the show and was trying to make things work with his first love Jackie while torn by his bestest of buddies - feels towards Star. Plus he didn't actively arrange dates for Star and Tom

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

And the Mustache Knight.

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

Kelly and Marco hook up
Star starts to get jealous and starts seducing Marco
Tom and Kelly both get cucked

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

Really user?
It's like We are from two different worlds... (cries)

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

trying to place the cuck status on Jackie
Nah man, Jackie got out of that bullshit pretty clean and early.

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

In the headcanons of haters

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

Endgame can be like "just friends" by just the fact that they are soulmates.
How many plots are out there of a couple being in love forever and married with other person... because reasons?

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

ONCE YOU GO BLACK

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

every conversation he's been in, including Club Snubbed, Demoncism, Starfari,
That's not true at all, though. Sure he's been getting angry, because his parents (or at least one of them) is an anger demon and so he's inherited that, says word of god.

But him just getting angry doesn't mean he acts like a possessive asshole. It's just getting angry, because he's an anger demon. With a very short temper.

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

To be fair, she didn't start drooling over adult Marco until she recognized him.

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

Can she defeat Higgs and claim the Diaz

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

hey, he really is cool sometimes

David King
David King

Tom is canonically the tallest of them all, even without the horns and the hairdo
Why is he so perfect and qt

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

POTTERY
I wasn't in those threads back then, I wish I would've seen the reactions to Running with Scissors.

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

Star has given Tom lice and fleas several times, but he's never noticed because he naturally purges his body with fire daily as a result of minor annoyances

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

It's a standard as fuck sailor uniform, I can name 5 other shows with that same exact design

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

I need Jordan real bad right now. I'm steeped in chaos. What would he say if I told him I saw two fictional characters kiss, one of which I feel a very deep affinity and attraction to, and it made me physically ill? He would tell me to sort my shit out. And I need that real bad.

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

It's a super generic and basic girl's sailor dress, only in pink to match Tom's color scheme

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

Star isn't pure anymore
Marco was inside a girl before his 16th birthday

James Clark
James Clark

He'd probably tell you to seek professional help for your clear mental health problems.

Then he'd tell you to man up and sort your shit out.

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

Holy shit, this episode was pure kino

Andrew Anderson
Andrew Anderson

Tomorrow is half filler.
Not true.
It's all filler

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

Well, yea, probably. I think you're right, spirit of Jordan Peterson.

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

The absolute state of star threads... I'm so happy

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