How DC doesn't give them a child yet?

How DC doesn't give them a child yet?

Because that'd be just as bad as all of the extra kids they keep giving Darkseid.

Because right now Barda is back with the female furies and Scott may or may not be dead.

A kid named Big berda

His sperm just keep escaping the egg

They can never decide if the child would be really tall or short so they just give up.

Because you don't know how to speak English

>Kid Miracle
I'd read it.

See? All awful names.

remember when Big Barda and Superman shot a porno together?

Just go by Kingdom Come with Miss Miracle.

lol, that never happened.

That's still worse.

It's not as though Kalibak and Orion are called Kid Darkseid or Youngseid.

...

The only problem with Kid Miracle is that it sounds like a country singer.

Or like, a rapper.

I feel like Shilo is basically their adopted kid.

The big problem is that it's too beholden to the parentage namewise. Any OC kid would have be done extremely well to seem like a natural addition to the Fourth World canon.

Did DC ever explain who "Little Barda" was during One Year Later?

DC's gonna stop with the superfluous characters

Read: "characters that aren't in muh movies and cartoons"

Barda's child should be a headstrong boy who takes after her physicality, Scott really can't lord over the unruly child so Barda has to be the physical threat to keep him in line.

That first one sounds pretty cool desu

so young orion

Ok a girl named
Eve free
Black hair hair ,tall

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>Eve free

Tell me, what's Kalibak's last name? Orion's? Barda's?

Scott Free was named as a joke. New Gods don't have last names.

I like Little Miracle as a name.

Big miracle

Fat Miracle

Fat, Wet, Greasy, Up-The-Rhino's-Ass Miracle

Just call him Thaddeus or Oberon.

Scott should have married Lashina instead.

Then their kid could be Miracle Whip.

>They name him Jack

DC Hates kids.

Look at how many of them they kill or erase every day.

Like Damian?

>Jack stop playing Kirby and get over here! Mom and Dad will teach what to do if you get lost in Apocolyps

Directed by Zack Snyder. Written by Joss Whedon. Produced by Steven Spielberg.

Scott isn't short

Exception that proves the rule given that literally every other kid introduced that decade was erased and Chris Kent is the only one that sort of came back (and basically as a different character).

What about Jon? Or Beast Boy?

Jon was created like two years ago, at least give him 5+ before you say he's safe (though judging by some like Lian that might not be long enough). Beast Boy wasn't really a kid besides in the origin.

I can see the comic now
>Scott and Barda Free have a son named Homer
>Kalibak grows jealous of the child after Darkseid sets his eyes on stealing him to raise as his heir
>Kalibak steals the child first and whisks him away to the Source Wall, where he aims to keep the boy and train him as his own.
>The kid breaks free of his binds because how could you ever hold the son of Big Barda and Mr. Miracle?
>He escapes Kalibak and hijacks a derelict spaceship.
>Now he has to get back to earth.
>Kid-friendly cosmic space adventures in the DCU
>The book is called HOME FREE

Free is Scott and Barda's legal surname.

Legal? They're aliens.

Emiko has made it 4.5 years, so she's looking pretty good.

Id read it, sounds fun.

There, there. It's alright

Beatrice Free

"Be" Free

Scott would only escape his responsibilities as a father.

wasnt cool enough to get him a stint with the Legion

Whatever bills Scott pays gets billed under Scott Free. So who gives a shit.

Jack Free? Sounds kind of wrong.

A kid named Little John

No

They live on Earth and while on Earth they both have Free as their surname.

>Scott Free

God fucking damnit Kirby