Stardust finds his way to the DC universe and meets the Joker. What happens?

Stardust finds his way to the DC universe and meets the Joker. What happens?

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Team-Up?

Joker is given a fate where he wishes he was raped instead.

Eternity of tickle torture?
Frozen to a statue of the comedy/tragedy masks?
Stuck in a pool of the most painful acid while simultaneously cursed with immortality and paralysis?

He becomes sane with full knowledge of everything that happened.

No. The world needs laughter.

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Well, I'm not laughing.

With the way the writers usually handle the Joker?
Joker punches Stardust and gets away

What about catwoman? What do you think the super wizard would have in store for her?

>Frozen to a statue of the comedy/tragedy masks?
Oh I like that

Raped by big barbed penis for all eternity.

He turns her into a cat, and traps her in a dirty Chinese restaurant.

The Joker is "too insane" for super-magic to work so he no-sells and kills Stardust with a crowbar

You know that's how it would go

Stardust tries subjecting Joker to a litany of ironic tortures

It doesn't work because Joker enjoys all of them

All the stufe she steals turns into cat toys.

Or

He just gives her the killing Joke treatment. No acrobatics anymore.

>gives her the killing Joke treatment. No acrobatics anymore
I think that would work well.

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>inb4 he he rapes him
but in all seriousness this is what would happen

Releasing his HUMOROUS RAY the Super Wizard causes the murderous fiend to stop that garbage and actually be funny.

I don't even think women exist in Stardust's universe outside of background characters. He'd just be confused.

dead joker

That'd be too merciful. Stardust'd probably use his SUPER SANITY RAY to make Joker conscious of his crimes, only to trap the guilt-ridden clown in a jack-in-the-box on some distant star that keeps him immortal.

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>Joker inexplicably comes back
>NANI

>stardust confused
Stradust is never anything but 100% in control of whatever situation he puts himself into, Catwoman's gender would be completely meaningless if she'd done something to piss Stardust off.

>I would never hit a lady
>So I'll just turn you into a man with my Gender Reassignment Ray

>Joker does his Joker stuff
>Stardust appears
>He binds Joker with the tentacles of an eldritch monstrosity with the faces of Joker victims that begins to burn his body
>Miscellanea Ray hits him, he starts to hear a faint laughter
>Laughter increases, suddenly billions of deafening laughs around him coming from disembodied mouths
>Stardust says "You crave an audience, Joker, so here it is!"
>Banishes Joker to a faraway planet where he is now immortal, unable to move due to his body being mostly melted in a puddle, and forever surrounded by the disembodied laughing mouths
>Stardust informs Batman and Gordon of the facts with the tone of a weather presenter, fades away in a flash of light
>Gordon says: "Stardust. And I didn't even have a chance to thank him"
>Batman thought caption: "I have to bring him down"
>Stardust briefly reappears and turns Bruce into a sentient gun, throws him in the planet where Joker is, and makes him fire himself at the always resurrecting Joker for all eternity

Just like his creator, Stardust would never hit a woman.

Right?

Truth be told, he doesn't even need to hit her to give her a hellishly disproportionate punishment for her crimes.

Krusty repeats the line Nemoy said, years later, when his life was on the line.
The things the writers accidentally do in this series...
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8/10

Rats, panthers, did it before, unleashing ray, yawn.

Gazing on what was once Catwoman, the super wizard realizes he is weary of these humdrum cruelties. Unleashing his SADISM RAY, he turns it upon himself.

As if he wasn't autistic already

>turns Bruce into a sentient gun
damn you're good

If I kill myself am I safe from Stardust? Or is it possible he'd bring me back?

Sends him to a planet for emotionless indestructible aliens who just ignore the Joker

>with his RESURRECTION RAY, Stardust calls forth the screaming soul of user from the abyss of non-existence, combines him with a coral reef and leaves him in the sea to be aware and unmoving until the death of the Sun!

We should have a thread where Stardust punishes several Sup Forums villains.

You'll make me blush, anons
Stardust's power is above trivialities such as death

Allright lest's do it:
- Black Manta
- Darkseid
- Dr. T.O. Morrow
- Nuke
- Red Skull
- Mad Jim Jaspers

Darkseid uses his Omega beans on Stardust, but he negate them with his Alpha forcefield.
Stardust makes Darkseid more powerfull just so he can take the beating he is going to give him longer, then he takes him to one of apokolips and ussing his transformative rays turns Darkseid into a sentient infinite source of water.
For the rest of eternity Darkseid now will serve those he ruled over as a source of water slowly turning the hellish planet into a paradise.

What better punishment than to make someone who uses her femininity as a weapon become an /r9k/ beta male without the ability to improve or commit suicide?

>turns Bruce into a sentient gun

I have no mouth, and I must post.

why was his voice so great? I love him in Civilization IV

Yeah it's kind of odd

The horror

Where did this come from?

Stardust uses science actually

>Stardust, a cosmic entity with powers beyond our comprehension
>dedicates his life to fighting low level crime and "racketeering"
I fucking love the Golden Age.

How would Stardust deal with the Disney villains?

>Malificent shows up
>Turns into a dragon
>Stardust falls in love

Or force him to watch every Happy Gilmore Productions movie from the last few years nonstop, starting with Paul Blart: Mall Cop 1.

Stardust uses bullshit magic to inflict a fate worse than death on the Joker. There's nothing Joker can do, except hope Stardust kills him instead of decapitating him to throw at the headless galactic giant or similar shit.

A different Stardust thread like a day ago, maybe older than that but that was the first time I saw it.

>Turns Bruce into a sentient gun
I'm dying

There's that one woman he saves and basically takes as his concubine.

He turns her into a sex toy then sends her to a planet of ugly, overweight SJWs. There, she is doomed to pleasure their sweaty cunts for all eternity.

A superhero with a concubine you say?

You mean this?

She got her own castle out of the deal.

That feels like that Futurama episode when Leela meets that other "Cyclops"

Show me more of this weird shit.

>The Secret Origin of Mr Mind

It's not like she could refuse him, this is Stardust we're talking about.