Sooner or later this will hapen, isn't it? ;-;

Sooner or later this will hapen, isn't it? ;-;

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I would unironically prefer Bendis over King on Batman, because at least it wouldn't be a bore and the storytimes would be fun.

Well he said he made the jump for Superman, so I take it that's his focus but maybe along the way he might write Batman. Maybe in a JL thing where he'd have the most characters at once to do as he likes.

Dont try to kek'd on me, user.

That will be the day that I drop all Batman related titles once again

>tfw Batman's origin story will be retconned as him walking in on his mom getting fucked in the ass by a black porn star named Joe Chill

>still butthurt

Also Martian Manhunter makes Bruce confront his repressed homosexuality.

Nothing about his homosexuality is repressed

Butthurt about what? What on Earth are you on about?

this
I don't really like anything Bendis has done including USM but he's still more entertaining than King

Butthurt about King leaving Marvel for DC, of course.

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please keep King away from any character I care about

Wouldn't it basically just be King's run but with more double-paged spreads?

Such as Vision or Mr. Miracle.

Bendis gets better artists

He got better artists at Marvel because he got first dibs. The same may not be true at DC.

thank god he wasn't allowed to touch Jim Hammond like his original plan was

That might not be a bad thing, Bendis is at his best writing street level niorish characters. Just keep him away from anything cosmic.

I'm eagerly awaiting it, I want to see what Bendis has up his sleeves for Bats and his rogues.

I tihnk that's why Mister Miracle, Vision, and Omega Men are considered his best works or at least have the least amount of vitriol towards them. All those characters are "literally who cares" except for Kyle and there were Kylefags who were salty about him there.

>casual pretending to be a fan of a character no one remembers
Your posts are even more hilarious when you write them without caps or punctuation.

>Kylefags
They exist?

We can always count on Robinson to keep people's grubby little hands off of golden age characters.

>no one remembers
You say that as if he hasn't been consistently appearing in comics for years now.

Not everyone is a HEATfag.

Would Bendis kill Duke off just to replace him with his own black not-Robin?

>reading Marvel
>ever
Kid, why do you think King left? Exactly, because that publisher is dead.

Lol. Did Bueno spike your drink again?

Probably not until King bombs, but even then they have Snyder.

Most likely the Superman or League editorial will take him.

DC should give Bendis, Green Arrow. Oliver is a blatantly liberal SJW.

because DC is desperate to leach Marvel talent? hence the Bendis thing

>Marvel
>talent

>not liking Bemis, Brisson, Cates, Duggan, Ewing and Robbie Thompson

You know, I love Quitely's art. But this makes me very uncomfortable.

>Bemis
The Crossed guy?
>Brisson, Cates
Going the Aaron route.
>Duggan, Ewing and Robbie Thompson
Who?

I can't buy the book because the cover

Why did they chose that particular image to be the cover?

because DC constantly makes poor decisions
also why isn't Jupiter's Legacy getting a hardcover?

except Bendis is horrendously boring. He's horrible with decompression, making a one-issue story into six.

That's Image. It'll get one eventually.

explains why Jessica Jones v2 and Defenders were amazing

oh wait

what is King doing?

things happen and the plot moves forward in every issue of King Batman

you may not particularly like what is happening, or where the plot is going, but things happen.

>things happen

I mean, user isn't wrong. Bendis just has his head up his ass and refuses to remove it.

Probably not because he's co-writing something with Snyder. I like to think Bendis isn't dumb enough to piss off someone he's working with at the moment.

Yes but not for awhile since King is going to be writing Batman for a long ass time and Bendis wants to do Superman so the Superfags are in suicide watch now.

He already got Batman out of his system by doing Dardevil.

But if Bendis and King decide to ever do a Superbat crossover it's going to be fucking unbearable.

>no more Jurgens and/or Tomasi on Superman
>but also Bendis on Superman
>but also Miller on Superman
there's a lot of conflicting feelings right now

There are 4 elsewords stories for Batman being published. He will write one by default.

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How easily you forget that DC does have editors.

Other than Cates, most of these guys are middling or inconsistent at best. And Ewing has gone into a slump with Royals since Ultimates was cancelled.

It's the ยท"magic" of Marvel: people who are decent or good at DC and/or indies suck at Marvel.

That dick :3

Will Bendis break into tears when DC puts the kibosh on his story plans? I'm sure after years of having free rein at Marvel he's going to want to forcibly have his way with the DCU.

who are these supposed good DC writers? Yang and...

Priest

>Priest
>Abnett
>Tomasi
>Tynion
>Orlando

>>Tomasi
>>Tynion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Orlando

>BATCATBATCATBATCAT gets replaced by
>Batman?
>Yes, Batman.
>THE Batman from Gotham City?
>Yes, I'm the Batman from Gotham
This is the future you want.
Just so you know.

>>>Tomasi
>Shitting the writer that's on charge of one of the best runs of Rebirth

>"Robin, hand me the thingy?"
>"What thingy?"
>"The thingy!"
>"This thingy?"
>"YES!"
>"This is a thingy?"
>"That is what I intended you to hand me, yes."
>"This is a Batarang."
>"I am told it has been called that before."
>"You are Batman. You should call it a Batarang."
>"Technically it is a boomerang."
>"Then call it a boomerang."
>"Why do I try?"
>"Why do you try what?"
>"Why do I try to train you when you act like this?"
>"Act like what?"
>"This."
>"What this?"
>"*sigh*"
>"?"
>"To be a Robin, Jamelle, you must intuit. You must use intuition."
>"...I'm trying, sir."
>"That means you should know what I want you to hand me."
>"Even if you call it a thingy?"
>"Even if I call it a thingy."

>Call Bruce.
>Call Bruce? He can call me.
>But you're friends.
>Friends? Why hasn't he called first?
>Maybe you should call first. It's going to be even hotter tomorrow.
>Hotter? You should call now.
>I'll call now.
And this is different than the last issue of Batman how exactly?

>he reads writers he dislikes

Holy shit, dude, how desperate do you have to be to put Robbie Thompson on there? He wrote baby Spidey book which I so wanted to like but it was generic as fuck. And he's the guy who got tasked with writing the 3-page origins in the page of each Legacy issue. This is the equivalent of saying directors of commercials are your favorite movie directors.

Cates is the only promising writer on there.

Ewing is okay but the best we can say is that he takes mediocre characters and makes them bearable.

it's a sad day on Sup Forums when Boringman is considered one of the best runs of Rebirth

I didn't read the last Batman issue
What the hell is the context of this dialogue?

Is this Contrarian day, now?
Everyone keeps praising Tomasi's Supes run every time I ask for reading recommendations
What the fuck are you trying to accomplish?

At least Bendis would have done all of this in a single page.

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everyone in Superman storytimes. Everywhere else opinions are at best divided

and since i'm an oldfag, this is all I could think of.

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wtf did u just say to me?

Good Lord, man
What the fuck is this art?

this isn't even remotely Bendis-like

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I only put him on there because JLA isn't bad

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You're right. Like I said , bendis would have done this on one page with a bunch of interlaced word balloons. King wastes six fucking pages on it.

>JLA isn't bad

Oy.

This makes me mad
I'm sure PreNu52 Gordon and Bruce were on first name basis even when Bruce was in costume
Why couldn't they bring that back?

DC haters never made sense.

Because King doesn't understand the voices of the characters he writes. They're all just various spins on an author-insert. Just like Bendis.

It's what I'd call 'not bad'. Like it's not anything special, but it's certainly no Batgirl.

Marvel cocksuckers make even less sense
ESPECIALLY nowadays

So you admit you don't make sense, Marvel cocksucker? Good.

>shitting on Batgirl
Fucking Incels

>everyone who doesn't like what I like is a manbaby virgin
Good to know batgirl is still the tumblr containment book.

It's precisely because it isn't compressed down into one splash page that it isn't Bendis-like

Even then, the only truly Bendis moment is
>I'm busy.
>Oh. You're busy.
>I AM busy.

with Bendis it would be
>Why hasn't he called?
>Why hasn't he called? Why haven't YOU called!
>I'm busy!
>You're busy?
>I'm busy!
>Well he's probably busy too. So you should call.
>God I'm so busy. Why hasn't Clark called?
>Why hasn't Clark called? Why haven't YOU called?
then repeat for 20 pages

Batgirl is fun as fuck though, fuck you.

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Better containment than letting the infection spread across every book, marlelfag.

It seems like you're trying to prove something.
But I don't get it.

What?
Batgirl's problem is it's extremely boring.
Larson is an okay writer but the book is just so safe and boring it's not worth reading.

I think he's trolling user

it's fun mysteries and adventures
best book in the Batline right now besides Busiek's mini and Red Hood

Then why do you keep reading it?