>Out This Week: Star Wars: The Last Jedi Collector's Edition (Tue 19) Star Wars Insider #178 (Tue 19) Doctor Aphra #15 (Wed 20) Poe Dameron #22 (Wed 20)
how do we fix luke in 8? he still has be missing and on that planet. yet he can't be in exile because he just failed to stop ben solo and gave up on the force.
Brayden Butler
>master race
Oliver Gomez
What characters have had their screentime cut short?
Levi Powell
true ending and best ending.
Grayson Nguyen
>>implying equal trilogy isn't the yaas queen slay of star wars
Jaxon Morgan
>reeeeeee-start it Fucking hell, reminds of the flash video
Angel Ortiz
have him train a new jedi order in secret on the planet kinda like how people thought dagobah was a jedi training ground during the ot era.
Owen Hill
>how do we fix luke in 8? luke wakes up in bed on ender 2 days after rotj "the fuck was that?"
Nathaniel Price
agreed. at this point I'd take the buffet where half the shit sucks but I can pick and choose what I like VS the 3 course meal that's half baked, bland and quite frankly pretty terrible, but I'm told I have to like it or else I'm not a real fan/racist/nazi/some other buzzword
Sequel Era is bad and apologists should be gassed.
Caleb Ward
Do you think the Battle of Jakku will ever be shown? Or is it something that'll only be saved for novels and non canon gameplay maps? Like if a throwaway thing like the rebels stealing the plans can be turned into a feature length movie, then I imagine that something like this would at least get an episode of a show at the least
Robert Perez
>Kennedy, Rian and Abrams need to be gassed
fixed
Jaxson Nelson
it's just magic box shit like snoke's backstory or Finn or Rey's parents
Mason Brown
Isn't it in BF2
Joshua Johnson
>Be Rey >Call Kylo a monster >Then see him shirtless during force Skype >P-put a cowl on or something >Maybe I can redeem him after all >Deliver yourself to him in a box with your hair down and extra eyeliner applied How thirsty is she?
Nathaniel Foster
Sequels sucked at world building. Everything is because of plot convenience or creator fiat. Abrams/Johnson are just paid hacks put there to milk the SW cash cow.
David Roberts
I always liked the idea of him being in exile because he was preparing himself to face a far bigger threat than the First Order.
Isaiah Sanders
Kasdan too
Ryan Young
So, let's complain about shit that doesn't involve what everyone else was complaining about in TLJ:
>Almost all the fighter pilots are killed, one chunk in the stupidest bombers ever, and the other in the fucking hangar >The A-Wing only really shows up ONCE in the film, and barely does anything. More would have been seen, even in classic red, but all got destroyed in the hangar bay.
Joseph Sullivan
very
Jace James
>TFA/TLJ will never go away
Ryan Bailey
Don't worry, there was a survivor.
Ethan Rogers
>Everything is because of plot convenience So, just like ANH?
Joshua Jones
No matter how hard Disney tries to sell the fans on their OC Donut Steels, people just arent buying it.
Ayden Lee
And this is why Lucasfilm's not gonna take any criticism seriously and instead double down. They're not gonna see any of the legitimate issues people have with the movies, but look at the autists who sperg about gassing people.
Brody Cox
Luke's island wasn't weird enough.
Easton Evans
How long was Luke on Ach-to anyway?
Landon Rivera
>Leia is the most popular character
Tyler Cruz
Are people taking caps of the most extreme reactions (on both sides) so in like 3 years we can laugh at whichever side is wrong
Luke Morgan
5 years max
Ethan Diaz
Yeah, hyperbole should be factored in to market strategy. Idiot.
Andrew Campbell
about 5-6 years most likely
Owen Foster
Sorry, I'm too busy fighting a war against Worldof Geekdom.
Jackson Lee
Yeah, it was kind of normal compared to Dagobah. Even the dark side force thing wasn't as bad, compared to the trial Luke faces in the cave.
Grayson Ortiz
Rey, Finn, and Kylo were all best by Jabba the Hutt
Christopher Reyes
Where all the green wimmen at?
Caleb Flores
No one expects them to. The only thing they care about is cash. Future SW movies will have to bomb for them to change direction.
Eli Sullivan
>Rey: 38% >Jar Jar: 37% pfff
Jacob Brooks
BASED JABBA
Jackson Nguyen
yes but evey game, comic, book and cartoon is going to be.....ST
Carson Edwards
They've been put in their place.
Jackson Hernandez
Part of Rey's thirst was just wanting to use Kylo as a means to win the war. That was her reasoning for going there at all, as she told Luke. Kylo seems to feel much stronger for her than she does for him. He thought she came for him and believed in him, and then found out that she was just there for the Resistance. So he freaked out in the aftermath when she faked out taking his hand for grabbing the lightsaber and then bailed to rejoin the Resistance.
Samuel Gutierrez
Would TLJ have been better if Luke actually got drunk off green milk?
Hudson Peterson
rey 38 boba fett 39%
Levi Jones
>luke
His name is Jake actually.
Benjamin Walker
What the hell was up with the Resistance Bombers? They are fucking terrible. Y-Wings didn't have a stronger payload, but they weren't sitting ducks, had ion cannons and could dogfight.
Jayden Bailey
They're plot convenient bombers. That way lots of pilots die and Poe gets demoted, and Rose's sister dies and she gets some motivation.
Cooper Rogers
>no Y-Wing >no B-Wing >no TIE Interceptor >no TIE Defender If they're gonna go full nostalgia then they should've included these - the B-Wing most especially, since it hasn't been given a decent screen time in the liveaction kinos yet. But alas, they can't even do it right, having only featured X-Wing Mk.2 and TIE Fighter Mod.34ABY. Not only are they creatively bankrupt, they can't even do pandering as well!
Dylan Hall
It's just shit for video games to use Too bad it has a looooong way to go before it gets a "Hoth Level" type moniker You should be gassed too.
But hey, let's look at some Sequel Era shit It's oozing with creative juices. I can't wait for this planet to appear in other media. It sounds so interesting
Lucas Adams
very
Benjamin Myers
>tfw we'll never live in the timeline where they run away together at the end of Episode VII and Episode IX is just them at home figuring out how to live a normal life (subplot is Hux and Chewie going to visit them and running out of fuel)
I was really hoping for a successor to the B-Wing. The thing was a fucking monster that made Y-Wings obsolete, and they're somehow not being used anymore? Seriously?
Robert Ross
Ep. VIII would have been tons better if Kylo just asked Rey to run away with him. not even kidding.
Lucas Rivera
Good.
Luis Wright
>Knows Kylo's biggest trauma is related to someone he cares about trying to attack him with a lightsaber while he's unaware >Thinks it's a good idea to try to sneakily pull a lightsaber while he's distracted Rey is Reytarded. How did she expect that to play out?
Benjamin White
>The gayest planet Doesn't the EU have an actual gay planet
Anthony Nguyen
poe not being in commad of the fleet
Lucas Ortiz
Man, I dodged a bullet avoiding that place.
Caleb Ramirez
Those bombers in TLJ are the successors to both.
Logan Edwards
Still not as gay as not by a longshot.
Owen Cox
>has an image called "Soy Wars - The Gayest Planet in the Universe" on his computer Dude, get over yourself and quit being such a fucking faggot over magic space movies.
Daniel Green
Next time try being less of a dick in your proposal, Kylo.
Jeremiah Parker
Get off the holonet, you fuckup.
Juan Lee
Poe should have died on Jakku in TFA and we probably would have avoided all this shit.
Adam Howard
And they're terrible. Aside from payload and power, they're a downgrade on all fronts.
Nathan Martinez
Reminder that revenge was originally to be the Jedi way
Ryan Flores
Who would have gotten Poe's subplot in TLJ?
Dominic Cook
Should this be the plot of IX?
Adam Garcia
whatever helps you sleep senpaikun
Jacob Hill
Pleasantly surprised none of them shouted out some Rick and Morty reference
Andrew Collins
Luke did try to redeem Ben after he became Kylo, but it was a trap and Snoke and Kylo damaged Luke's connection to the Force. Luke went to Ahch-To searching for a way to restore himself. With Rey's help, he's able to do so, but both of them are much less powerful than before.
Robert Anderson
No that's a shitty meme due to the old republic mmo suddenly allowing gay romance at a specific point in the story, when you arrive on the planet Makeb.
Jonathan Martinez
If Poe died on Jakku than Star Killer base would have destroyed the Resistance.
Dylan Davis
...
Charles Diaz
Ahsoka is fucking ugly
Aiden Jones
Well, at this point I think he is the Resistance's leader since Leia dies between movies.
Juan Turner
he did, but he fucked up and spilled his spaghetti and ruined the greatest and only chance he'd ever get to live a happy life >waifu literally shows up at your door with a new haircut and makeup >you two take on a group of elite guards together and are a great team >she already wants to run away with you, all you have to do is ask >fuck it up anyway >try to call her afterwards >literally hangs up as soon as you get through to her
JUST
Henry Cooper
Nope. You're just gay.
Jace Miller
i like this.
luke goes missing. then reaches out with the force to draw in force sensetives that have the light with in them. so he can eventually come back and counter the knights of ren and snoke.
yes yes.
my idea. is luke fought kylo and the knights of ren across the galaxy. trying to save them, but some forced him to kill. eventually an exhausted luke is faced by kylo and the remaining knights. Kylo, not completely gone, exiles luke on the planet. which luke agrees, sensing that light still in kylo. a knight of ren objects and kylo strikes him down immediately. kylo then uses the force to control the Xwing and send it into space. where r2 then flies it to leia. Luke, utterly stuck, meditates and feels out. Eventually finding Rey. Pulling the strings on some people. He gets his blue saber to that planet.. then uses the forces through Rey to get her to him. though his age and poor health causes some lapses.
Samuel James
They're making these by the seat of their pants, so no one.
Ian Martinez
>Hey Rian, what's your favorite cartoon? >Beast Machines!
William Torres
...
Michael Rodriguez
You're the gay one, faggot.
Jason Sullivan
>Episode IX starts after a time skip >Poe is now the leader of the Resistance with Connix as his second-in-command >also Gary is there too
JJ PLEASE
Lincoln Torres
>No reference done to the Knights of Ren >The movie even highlights that other apprentices went along with Kylo, but nothing comes of it.
So I guess they're done with that.
David Wright
I predict that since Leia will have to be dead, JJ will try and hype up Lando and Wedge for nostalgia
Jonathan Garcia
Thanks user-chan. To be fair, his grandpa dropped his spaghetti in AoTC. However Anakin was the chosen one so he was able to stick with it and recover.
Joshua Reed
>Poe got the other 10 people who survived TLJ killed in between movies
Robert Evans
He was looking for the knowledge he could use to save Ben.
In 9 his ghost will travel the galaxy to recruit his old padawans to help train Rey and her knights. Among them will be a reluctant Kyle.
