I am Melvin, that slightly odd Wise Man that shows up every so often to tell you things...

I am Melvin, that slightly odd Wise Man that shows up every so often to tell you things. I have to tell you a little story.

Fuck off Melvin

It's important!

There once was a man. A very rich man.

He had a lot of sheep. He had a lot of land.

He threw a lot of parties, he was dapper, he was tanned. Yes, there once was a very rich man.

I don't care about this, Melvin! Know what? How about you make yourself useful and tell me a story about a poor man, a very poor man, because I'm poor and I figure hearing about a story about another person will either make me feel better about myself, or help me learn how to be less poor.

...

Wait just a minute! My story isn't done! It's about two men, and I've only mentioned ooooooone!

There once was a man, a very poor man.

He had next to nothing, just a little lamb.

But he loved it like a son, and he fed it from his hand. Yes, there once was a very poor man.

Then one day... There was a guest, at the house of the rich man.

Fine, continue! But whoever this second man is, he'd better be poor!

Thank you! Now we're getting somewhere.

The IRS?

What did he do? Have ya guessed? To feed the guest of the rich man?

Fuck off Melvin you dirty peanigger

who is this funn-e haha interrupting man in the brown cloak

>has a shitload of sheep
>guest is hungry
He feeds the guest one of his sheep, duh

Melvin is a grape, you asshole

Melvin I need you to get your shit together I need to know what’s gonna happen!

He took the lamb of the poor man...

Thread's over guys. I ate Melvin.

NANI

He took the lamb of the poor maaaaaaaaan.

The rich man took, to feed his guest, the very very poor man's laaaaaaamb.

>has like thirty fucking million sheep
>TAKES THE POOR MAN'S SHEEP

Where's the police?

Is this some kind of commentary on socialism?

How fucking could he?!? I hope the poor man pulls some John wick type stuff.

I WILL FUCKING KILL HIM I SWEAR TO GOD

>Hey Morty! I -*UUUurp!*-I turned myself into a Christian parable Morty!

That rich faggot needs to be raped

Marge, change the channel.

That sounds exactly like Trump. Taking from the poor to feed his fat ass. that's Why I am gonna raid his house of all his sheep and riches. And give 'em to myself. I'm poor.

Here's your (You), now what's the next step of your master bait?

Is... is this a true story?!

As surely as I stand before you today, my story is true.

This better be a pretext of the Russian revolution Melvin. The rich man got gulag'd right?

Fuck I love old VeggieTales. The reboot looks like utter shit though.

Crashing (You)r plane, with no survivors

Tell me who the rich man is so that I may cut his throat in his church of lies.

>Find out Phil Vischer has a podcast talking about a "post-Christian" America
>Get a bit nervous because I was hoping he wasn't a nut
>He's actually really down to Earth and even invited an atheist blogger and a gay Christian to his podcast where they just had a good time
>He even showed up on the atheist's podcast where he explains the problem with Christian media for children and why they come off as tacky
>He's essentially a real life early Ned Flanders except even more laid back

Gosh darn
Any way to have him show up on Pan's podcast

Since we're having a Veggietales thread, what do you guys think about WITB? It's made by Phil Vischer, and I watched a few of them after seeing them at Goodwill. They're definitely more bible oriented than Veggietales, but it's still pretty good. It also had an anime reference in the Christmas one.

Probably would've loved it as a kid
I don't have kids though so I don't see myself watching it

fuck her right in the pussy.

Holy shit, it's uncanny

Oh user...

You are that maaaaaan...

Melvin. No.

...Fuck.

...

Is this about that Drill I borrowed from you last June?

NANIIIIIIIII!?

WHAT CAN I DO TO CLEANSE MY SOUL MELVIN? I CANT LIVE WITH THIS GUILT

PLOT TWIST

FUUUCK!

>IRS
>At the house of a very rich man

That's not true!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

But I'm a girl.

Gasb

>hello darkness my old friend

YAMEROOOOO

Oh. Oh my God.

>top ten anime betrayals

...

N-NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

forgive me