Invincible Iron Man #595 storytime

Mary Jane is a whore, A WHORE !!

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Oh god, that's pathetic.

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>declares herself Kwenn of a whole Balkan nation
>s’okay
>people come for help
>REEEEE STOP TRESPASSING
Bravo Benis!

Other than being kind of a jerk and for some reason being under the delusion that Riri's tech somehow belongs to Stark Enterprises, Eric Lynch has done nothing wrong. He isn't an idiot, he seems to be a competent and ambitious businessman.

Why every single woman in Tony's mind has Mary Jane face?

>You weren't even really a doctor
He's right you know, Doom doesn't even have a Bachelor's degree, he was kicked out after blowing up his dorm.
Question is, did Bendis actually know this when he wrote that line?

Yeah but user he’s a STRAIGHT WHITE FUCKING MALE! More than that, he wants to keep the company afloat. What kind of fucking capitalist Nazi shit is that?! Tony’s REAL rocker mama is who should be running things. Also

>I found some papers in some rundown shithole
>well I guess you’re my real momma now, no reason to be cautious
>it’s you, my totally real momma that I’ve known for days, that is giving my the strength to cling on to life
Quality writing.

He lurks Sup Forums, so... he probably does.

Yeah, it's kind of an insult to Maria Stark, the woman who raised him like her own son.

Hey look, it's Iron Maiden, I'd expect this kind of obscure cameo from someone like Ewing, not from Bendis.
Not sure why she's suddenly working as a Stark Enterprises flunkie.

Who?! I don’t know any Maria or Howard. Screw those funds. Or like, Lila? Fuck you, REEEEEEEREEEE’s the REAL heir to the Stark legacy.

this is fucking stupid

stark just goes through explaining how he built all of his company, how it's him. and some fucking pisshead is on the board who he doesn't like. then how did he get on the fucking board, stark owns at least 51% of the company if not more. bendis is shit

>Iron Maiden
I'm surprised that Bendis didn't make a joke about that name and instead used her civilian name.

They all have same face, user. Look at Riri and her mother in

Are they filming a porno?

>We love you, Tony.
>I killed you, but we love you.

No one told the artist Cap had the head wings again?

Bendis is racist against weasels. My hatred of him is now complete.

Being shot by a murderous Captain Marvel is an "accident"?

I haven't read much of this but is that old woman casually carrying an iron man suit.

>This is Chicago.
Bravo, Bendis...way to show your overt racism by having a black explain how Chicago is violent.

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I think they meant that local laws allow her to kill them all if they are trespassing. Or something. Isn't Chicago in one of those hold your ground states?

WUZ

>Isn't Chicago in one of those hold your ground states?
Fuck no, Chicago is a black warzone where blacks kill with impunity. It's held together only by a man named Robert irl. His greatest enemy is Man Black.

>implying that he would dream of Teenclops
>implying he would dream of Carol in that costume

OH FUCK OFF

Wouldn't be a Bendis issue if the Hood wasn't involved

What?

Mary Jean going nopan and about to ride Tony in front of his mother.

>>implying he would dream of Carol in that costume
This is how we know that isn't real Tony.

>fucking the Iron Dicklet after tasting Spider-Dick
Stark pls. It’s your dream and all, but come on...

God that was 10 minutes I'll never get back. But it's also $3.99 Benis face will never get from me. May can't come soon enough

I'm not sure what was worse today, Spider-men II or this dreck. Couldn't even fill out a full 20 pages

>Trying to hide that you used Google sketch up under 16 layers of screened textures.

I hate digital artists.

>dreck?
A fellow kraut?

Nah dude, East Coaster. Lots of the Tribe her that throw around the Yiddish. It's a good word

KANG

What is Bendis' obsession with this guy? Does the Hood have to be in everything that he writes?

Spider-Men II at least brought back the Ultimate Universe

Mary Jane must you require a cock immediately?

But promoting sexual encounters for law enforcement help doesn't go against everything Marvel stands !!????

This is inside Tony's mind... he want MJ to dress like a slut and fuck him, all this while the superhero community loves him.

Meanwhile, real MJ is dressed like a normal assistant It's good to know that Bendis is leaving very soon, otherwise the "wedding of the century" would be Tony and MJ just to troll us.

>Ghost in the Machine

and I bet that hack Bendis won't even have the fucking Ghost in it despite him being in a movie soon

He's gonna make them seal the deal on last issue, and we all know it.

I wish Peter and Mary were still together. I hate this Tony/Mary couple.

Fuck OMD.

i think Tony is gonna try it on last chapter but not sure what MJ will do yet

Marvel still has that strategy of constantly pissing off fans as their number one target right?

Because if they do this, it going to finally bite them in the ass.

Whatever happened to MJ's race-changing firefighter boyfriend?

Did he faded into oblivion due to Slott and Bendis forgetting him or losing interest?

Well shit that explains the whole sequence. What a fucking gut punch... from Bendis... weird...

Gotta wonder for who is Mary Jane going to give birth her first child?? (canonically speaking)
Bet that would become the absolute biggest shitstorm of the decade whenever it happens.
She's definitely the biggest Marvel cow to milk such particular event.

I don't know user. Good question!

I just miss Spidey and MJ being a couple. It pains me to see her hating him and living with Iron Man. I miss old, non-PC Marvel.

Blame Quesada and him being a shitty ex-husband who can't get over his divorce and takes it on the Marvel fans.

>"wedding of the century"
>seal the deal on last issue,
IMHO the last chapter blow will be softened because iron's mom is gonna die and she will entrust him to MJ probably making her promise something on a whisper.

I see. I really wish his changes could be reversed. There was no good reason to split Spidey and MJ, in my opinion. I get that Spider Man is supposed to suffer and all, but it seems like this whole scenario was forced. I mean shit, Peter's life was becoming reasonable happy and stable prior to OMD, but no let's take that away for nothing.

Sorry anons, but I'm bitter about this change.

Aren't we all?

Meanwhile Quesada is basically mooning us and keeps mocking us from afar. Someday he's going to get into a Harvey Weinstein-level scandal where his reputation (or lack thereof) will come crashing down.

Still can't comprehend what's the input and expertise she brings to any tech business like Stark Industries

I sure hope so.

If it ever happens, I don't care how Marvel reverses these Quesada era changes, I just want them reversed. I want Peter and MJ to be a happily married couple again with the daughter they were supposed to have.

But we can't have that because Quesada says "It's not relatable to the readers"

Bitch, most people who buy superhero comic books these days are mid-30 to 50 middle aged men who only dreamed of having a wife. Hell, the reason Spidey is sucking these days is because it became all about the author and editors seeing themselves as Spidey, not the readers.

Peter belongs with Felicia

>"It's not relatable to the readers"

Fuck Quesada. I don't need to relate to Spider Man to enjoy his stories. Not everything in fiction needs to be relatable.

I know you know this user, I'm just venting out loud about Quesada.

This book is going nowhere.
Page after page pf flashback and dream sequences to waste time.

A.I. Tony having an idea of where Tony is

Just hurry to the end.

So you want a safe boring uninspired Rebirth Superman series but with Spiderman instead?
Why do capeshitfaggots have such awful taste.

>He's right you know, Doom doesn't even have a Bachelor's degree, he was kicked out after blowing up his dorm.
>Question is, did Bendis actually know this when he wrote that line?

He has multiple PhDs with full honors from the University of Latveria.

>it's a Hood episode
Bendiiisss

Does Tony miss Logan?

>Still can't comprehend what's the input and expertise she brings to any tech business like Stark Industries

Years of experience of dealing with superhero shit.

I wonder what Gillan's original plans for adopted Tony were? Or was the whole thing just an excuse to make Arno?

Have they ever explained why Tony looks exactly like Howard?

His biological dad also looks exactly like Howard and Tony. So, uh, random coincidence I guess... BRAVO BENDIS!

How many more issues of this are left before Bendis is gone?

Until #600.

So are people watching her tilt her head side to side like that, or are we supposed to believe her helmet is so small there's enough room?

Hell no, Chicago is so hopelessly liberal they manage to have the strictest gun laws in the country yet more gun violence than almost anywhere else.

Someone should check if he's Jewish. If so, we'll have our answer

Honestly the fact that it's obviously just spinning its wheels so it can finish on Invincible Iron Man 600 just becomes more apparent by the issue. This entire issue was just 3 scenes and they stretched it out for an entire issue. I feel so bad for anyone actually buying this

Renew your vows didn't sell me the idea of Spider-man having a family. It stills feels boring and nothing really happens in those books.

There is no major villain or things really happening. Spider-ling is boring as miles and just water down version of mayday.

I love Iron Man but fuck buying a Bendis book. It's too many word bubbles and not nearly enough story or action, the funny isn't even funny either.

If you're gomma decompress, at least be good at it.

Read Renew Your Vows. I'm fucking begging people, vote with your wallet. Don't buy ASM, buy RYV. Even the Hauser issues have been good so far. Take it as the modern MC2, buy the fucking book and show Marvel that stuff like that is what you want out of Spider-Man. A nice, positive book starring a Peter who's allowed to have his family and grow while still remaining recognizable and not whatever the hell he's been turned into over the last however many years.

>This book is going nowhere.
You forgot half the issue being double page spreads. But yes, welcome to Bendis where the stories are made up and the plots don't matter. I seriously do not believe he plans anything out and simply writes issue to issue/