"You may hate my comics but I know you have a crush on me user!"

>"You may hate my comics but I know you have a crush on me user!"

What?! N-no, of course not..

Excuse me, who are you?

I'm lonely, I have a crush on any cute girl. Don't take it personal

Not really. I prefer women who don't look like 13 year-old boys.

>Believing I would have a crush on a boring old human 3DPD woman

stupid sexy sarah,make me feel all weird and fuzzy

I don't date Nazis.

>Not wanting to have your sex combine aesthetic of pederasty with convenience of heterosexuality

Literally whom'st'd've'ed

You might be cute on the outside, but your perpetual "woe-is-me, adulting is hard" victim complex sure makes you ugly on the inside.

Pig disgusting 3D is disgusting, stick to 2D

I'd never have a crush on a disgusting nazi whore.

I don't haaate your comic, I just find it dull and no different than every other 1st World Problems strip.

I don't hate your comic and I do have a crush on you! Checkmate Sarah!

Not directed personally towards you. But I, in good faith, can not tolerate Nazi's Sarah. Take your anti-brown ways somewhere else.

What a faggot

I'd do her from behind so I can pretend she's a really cute boy.

shut up baka bitch

That sounds pretty gay, dude.

Not really if she's actually a woman.

...

But I love her simple silly cartoon self. 3D is not important.

>fucking a girl
No that's pretty fucking gay.